Soytoss

Soytosses is a gem.

A soytoss or soy story is an artform consisting of a short comic that typically features multiple characters represented by 'jaks. Each character is assigned an arrow depending on the order of the images uploaded, with the first character's speech, reactions, or views being represented by >greentext, the second usually by <orangetext, and the third usually by ^bluetext.

If a soytoss comic only has one character, it is instead a soyquote and is usually intended for comedic purposes by parodying a character that may not even exist as opposed to ridiculing a real person or stand-in for an ideology by making them look like that, in addition to saying that. Xitter users often denigrate this artform, referring to it as "playing with dolljacks."

Typically a soy story can involve a simple joke or basic plot. However some soy stories can involve entire story's and pages.

How to write a soy story

A good soy story should be pre-written instead of being made on the fly. Here is a example of a soy story in development.

Get an idea

An idea is a thought in your brain that typically involves creative thinking. idfk Ive never had one. Just steal from someone else and soyify it.

Write it out beforehand instead of posting as you go

Make sure to use notepad instead of Microsoft Word or LibreOffice because word programs do not understand soy lingo and will attempt to correct it!

Make sure to write it as a script in notepad.

Make sure to double check your > < and ^ texts to make sure there in the right place. Even the best soy writers make these mistakes.

Use different variants to show different emotions. get your images out beforehand instead of getting them on the fly

The wiki is the best place to get a gallery of a jak in a wide array of emotions. The Booru is also good for this, make sure to use "Template" tag to get the templates of the jaks you want on the Booru.

Make it actually funny. Don't go on for to long.

Although your soy story can be the length of the bible if it is written well enough and funny, but if it's just SNCA then no one will read it. Make it actually funny to keep the attention of your readers.

How to make your soy story more funny

• Say nigger more. That typically makes soyteens laugh.
• Make something incomprehensible.
• Make references to recent events or tragedies.
• Do not use female 'jaks. Women aren't funny.

Send it to your English teacher for a grammar check

Make sure to show your teacher all the instances of you properly spelling nigger, faggot, tranny, and kike in your story correctly without any help. Your teacher will be super impressed by your grammar skills and will call in a special meeting with your parents to discuss your amazing writing and grammar skills.

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Soy Story Writers

	This nigga has Assburgers Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
	Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!

A typical soy story writer in a past life

Soy story writers are the people responsible for your soy stories. These people pour hours writing the most keyed pieces of literature known to the whole Soysphere, pouring heart, sweat, and tears into their craft. A typical soy story writer typically spends their day writing the most well-thought-out piece of literature only to soyify it to the point to where only soyteens could understand it just because its more funny that way. If they wanted to they could easily become the next shakesphere but instead spend their time writing soy stories on the Sharty for you to enjoy. Although not classified as a mental illness yet, such autism will be classified as a birth defect in the next ten years with doctors being able to offer abortions for it. The dream of a soy story writer is to have their work turned into a Natetok. That is the finial stage for your soy story to be considered a gem.