Sproke Teen
The Sproke Teen is a CIA agent who masqueraded as a /qa/ native in a 2021 operation to convince the posters there to consume sproke. He's also a direct male-line descendant of Ghenghis Khan.
The Thread[edit | edit source]
On April 9th, 2021, Sproke Teen posted a thread asking what ratio of Coke and Sprite he should use to make sproke. A few anons suggested to use the 50/50 ratio of sprite and coke for "entry-level sprokers". After preparing the sproke and trying it, he posted a pic revealing himself as Asian to the shock of many anons, commenting that "it's actually pretty good". He later ended the thread saying that it was "overall pretty good", but he prefers regular coke instead.[1]
Car crash Incident[edit | edit source]
Four days later on April 13th, 2021, he posted another thread, this time detailing how he got in a car crash with her little sister and her friend. Both of them weren't hurt but he feels guilty for letting it happen. A few anons tried asking him further questions and comforted him before the thread devolves into an argument between a triptranny and some anons calling him an attentionwhoring faggot, with some bullying him by making fun of his ethnicity, before the thread gets derailed by a soyduel.[2]
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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>>I TURNED OUT OKAY SO YOU WILL TOO!
