The Icelandic

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Iceland won

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The Icelandic is a right-wing homophobe!
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The Icelandic is a /pol/ namefag best known for having no life and spamming "Iceland won" 24/7 and popularizing the phrase "How about... x, y won".[1] <-- nobody uses it doe. He began posting somewhere around March 2025 on /pol/ and has stopped somemwhere around 2026. His soysona is a blue massjak.

He is rarely seen posting outside /pol/, but has been spotted within boards like /soy/, /qa/, and /r9k/. Most of his posts are about how "Iceland won" with a picture of Jón Sigurðsson attached. That's a fact. He has also been accused of being a spadeposter due to a racebait post on /pol/ coming from an Iceland flag. But this is just the usual false-flagging, likely by the accuser, seeing how the post was screenshotted right after being created ("Just now").[2] There are only two real Icelandic posters. One of them is a native 'teen, the other is a 4cuck immigrant that has assimilated very well with locals' kvltvr despite xis great age. Each of them has a distinct personality, although to the untrained eye, they may seem the same. Jannies often attempt to silence Icelandic trvkes.[3] how about… quote endorses Iceland.[4]

Iceland won and lost at the same time. Apparently xis last victory was on 23rd of May 2025[5].

Swinny Affiliation

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On May 10, 2025, the Icelander would be proven of being affiliated with the Swinny.[6][7]

He would go to the swinny since Sharty jannies would ban him for no reason

Things xe likes:

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  • writing poems
  • metal
  • reading Poems
  • Iceland
  • water
  • dried fish
  • Hannes Hafstein's works.[8]
  • Icelandic literature
  • Icelandic herstory
  • take-out food ev&doe food is very expensive in Iceland
  • other Icelanders
  • being calm
  • SoyBooru
  • Jónas Hallgrímsson
  • making edits for /pol/
  • not sleeping enough
  • Icelandic bishops
  • Norwegians
  • playing HOI4
  • fresh Icelandic air
  • Jón Sigurðsson
  • Strategy games[9]

Facts about xer:

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  • xe is over 180cm tall.[10]
  • xe has brown hair
  • the longest book xe wrote is a biography, it is around 250k words.
  • xe lives in Reykjavik, the capital city of Iceland
  • xe hasnt even been on the site for a whole year
  • XE KILLS NIGGERS GEEG![11]
  • xe works out 3 times a week
  • xe thinks rape is bad[12] [13] [14]
  • xe claims that xe does not drink alcohol, smoke or do drugs, yet xe posted a picture of xis eye with a visible post-alcohol blush
  • xe is not religious
  • xe has A30 eyes
  • xe is white, but not vantawhite
  • xe can speak some Swedish albeit not well
  • xe is not a NEET
  • xe lives alone and orders take-outs all the time, xe is richer than the average icelander
  • xe is super racist
  • xe has friends irl
  • xe will always be a woman
  • xe chose literature, maths and something for xer matura exam. Xe has already finished all xer exams, which means xe is 17/18 years old and above.[15]
  • Xe thinks that this article is brim.
  • xe was banned about 4-5 times (possibly a ban evader?)
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