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Atheism

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>If God real... then why bad thing happen??
Atheism, Ironically, is (((Jewish))).

An Atheist is someone who refuses to believe in God or any deity or anything supernatural, while trusting the science™. There are two types of Atheists that exist.

"I don't believe in god"[edit | edit source]

These type of atheists are iron.

These people simply don't believe in a god because they aren't spiritual, while still retaining most of the morals a religious person would have. Most agnostics fit into this category. Most soyjak.party users who are atheist/agnostic also fit into this category. The term "irreligious" would be more appropriate these days because the term "Atheism" is ruined by redditards or something.

Actually they just don't want to have debates with religious people so they adopt the "I don't know and I don't care" stance to avoid confrontation.

"God isn't real"[edit | edit source]

These type of atheists are darker than coal...

Classic reddit atheists and most satanists fit into this category. These people hate religion because of it's moral duties, and they would rather jerk off for 20 hours a day to Fauci knows what rather than do anything moral and useful because the soyence says it's good for you (ev&oe it doesn't, redditheists tend to heavily misinterpret soyence). They are known for ruining the reputation of normal irreligious people, and tend to be smug and obnoxious, while having a superiority complex despite being highly suicidal keyboard warriors that post bait on online forums all day.

Gallery (Most of these apply to the second type doe)[edit | edit source]

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