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'lanet died alone...Cause of Death: Unknown, Ronald probably just got tired of it.

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The lesser known "Basedjak Canvas" accessible through canvas selection that requires you to have an account with at least 10k pixels placed. As of the 19th of October 2023, only 10 accounts have access to it.

The planet also known as the 'lanet is the successor to soyjak.earth and was created by Ronald in 2023 and hosted on the 'shiny. It's basically a carbon copy, except botting isn't as big an issue (you don't see 300 proxies appear out of nowhere and shit up the entire canvas, except for that one time where a giant onion shat up the whole canvas before jannies reverted it though).

The Legendary thoughlita Fighting with a Void variant of Riggy.

For several reasons, it's managed to stay alive for longer than soyjak.earth. First, it hasn't gathered as much publicity, so there are less vandals. Second, staff have figured out VPNs and enforce a proxy ban list. There are other reasons, too. Although as of December 19th of 2023, the 'lanet has been down for some days, so it might have died.

Reception

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Like other pixelplanet clones, and pixelplanet itself, vandalism is frequent, to varying degrees. The Void faction have been criticized for destroying art, but it's also produced some gems. There's also the problem of botting, which many find frustrating, but it's much less of a problem compared to soyjak.earth. There is a thread dedicated to the conflict factions have with each other, and also an in-game chat that no one uses because you have to log in to use it. Over time, different areas have been claimed by different faction.


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History

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Soytorians believe that the very first centrepiece at coordinate 0 of the 'lanet was a smoking swede reading a newspaper like the one in the basedjak canvas, this is because earlier screenshots and archives show the same image except drawn over to make him brown and have a bigger nose.[1] [2]

In its' early history, the top right corner was held by the void faction, but it was later taken by what looked like a picture of a stone brick with an :O ASCIIjak. This was later vandalized with tranny shit and a janny replaced it with a "Hello Discord" image which was later defaced with neo-nazi imagery.

Shilling campaigns from the Zarty[3][4][5] and the frog pond have taken over much of the canvas as of October 2023.

The 26th of October a shilling poster was build at X 96 Y -169 to promote Operation Red Balloon.[6]

The Sack of Rome

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The Sack of Rome was a battle fought on the 'lanet that began at approximately 9:04:21 AM Monday, August 28, 2023. It began with heavy Christian casualties as the troons took them by surprise, almost nearly fully voiding out the cross.

At 9:10:32, a follower of the battle made a post on /soy/ requesting reinforcements. This led to around 6 Followers (mainly Slavs because eurohours) to fight a hard fought battle against the satanic, Israeli troons[7] [8]

This battle was won by 11:56:00 as the Cross was fully rebuilt, the Polish flag was repaired and the Slavic flags were beginning to be cleansed of the tranny/troon flags[9][8][10]. This also began a counter offensive by the Followers leading to nearly all troon flags being voided out.

This victory was short lived as the troons (having no social obligations) could spend entire days on their computers fighting, this is in contrast to the average Follower who had several social obligations and actually contributes to society.[11]. Afterwards, muslims raided Christian cross. Which might be good evidence for TND.

Actually, the .planet lost to trannies and muslims raging, but it's not over, my brothers for Jesus Christ will come back.

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