Vril
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Vril is ARYAN btw, if that matters |
Vril is the name given to the white, sticky substance one's clitty produces during leakage abstract innate energy found exclusively in aryans and aliens. Vril gives its bearers the ability to telepathically communicate between one another, aswell as sometimes physically manifest it in various forms.
Vril and trannies[edit | edit source]
Contrary to popular belief, trannies have absolutely no vril, even those who used to be aryan. This is because the vril reservoir inside of a tranny's body gets completely drained by (((doctors))) during bottom surgery. It is then transferred into a specialized container and shipped to a secret CIA "research" facility in Lesotho. Nobody knows why the CIA needs so much vril, but it is theorized that they collect it to later create artificial aryans by giving niggers HRT injecting niggers with it.
Mastering vril[edit | edit source]
While there are millions upon millions of vril bearers in the world, few have managed to actually master it. Those who have mastered it are able to do various things that are not possible by a regular human. These things include spellcasting and necromancy.
Here's a list of vril masters:
- Soot🗝️
- Quote
- Adolf Hitler
- Me
- Every single soyteen
- Some nigger from Lesotho who i forgot the name of o algo
How to master vril (step-by-step guide)[edit | edit source]
This is the only known method as of now. Keep in mind that it may not always work.- Step 1. Get vaccinated.
- Step 2. Close your eyes.
- Step 3. Open /nate/ and start violently gooning while chanting the following:
>I WILL ALWAYS BE A REAL WOMAN. LORD FAVCI, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, PLEASE SAVE ME. HELP ME TAP INTO MY VRIL.
- Step 4. After approximately 3 hours, your eyes will begin to glow white. Continue gooning for 4 more hours.
- Step 5. Bust the nut. You will sense control over something new inside of your body, it will feel like you grew a new limb. This is exactly what you want, as it means that you now have full control over your vril reservoirs.
- Step 6. Kill the jews with your newfound abilities.
