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{{Quoting|[[File:Gigachad.jpg|30px]]You would have to be a complete '''RETARD''' to use your public alias on a porn website;|Ruben Sim, in one of his videos after [[gone_fishinq]] leaked over [[SNCA|him saying "retard"]]}}{{Caca|[[Ruby|rubey]] roob}}{{Infobox person
'''Coronavirus disease 2019''' ('''COVID-19'''), also called '''the 'rona''', is a contagious disease caused by a strain of coronavirus known as [[India|SARS]]-[[Science|CoV]]-[[Coal 2|2]]. It was recognized as an [[United Nations|international]] pandemic from March 11, 2020 to May 5, 2023.
|birth_date=May 12, 1997 ({{Age|12 May 1997}} years old)
|years_active=2009 - present
|known_for=Causing [[Gooning|gooners]], child predators and [[Furry|furfags]] to leak
|notable_works=* Ro-Cleaner Discord bot (Got 'nished by [[Discord]] cus they're commiepedotroons)<br>
* [https://x.com/ModForDummies/ Moderation For Dummies]<br>
* [https://erpsearcher.com/ ERP Searcher]
|alt=Ruben Sim wearing prescription glasses with his index fingers touching either side of his cheeks.
|image=Ruben chud.jpg
|caption=Ruben wearing chuddy glasses}}


Symptoms of Covid-19 include coughing to death, as well as (permanent) loss of smell and taste due to the virus destroying nerve cells. The disease killed around 1% of all those infected, which is an estimated 20 million dead.
'''Ruben Sim''' (Born: May 12, [[Oldfag|1997]]) is a  [[Roblox|'blox]] [[YouTube|Youtuber]] and troll [[Best known for|known for]] making Roblox videos, exposing [[Pedophilia|pedophiles]], living so rent free in the minds of [[furries]] that they pay him rent instead, and generating seetheralds from furfags and [[Tranny|trannies]]. He also lurks the [[soyjak.party|'arty]]<ref>https://archive.ph/dOMKg</ref><ref name=":0">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GrVRxHbbdM "My Video Started a War"]</ref> and vaguely resembles [[Chudjak]]. He also uses 'jaks in his videos, such as [[bernd]], and uses a lot of [[Soyspeak|sharty slang]] in his videos.<ref name=":0" />


Treatments include <s>taking the vaccine, wearing your mask, and social distancing.</s> just be a [[Chudjak|chud]] and [[Schizophrenia|stay in your room for 3 years as the government said so]], there will be zero developmental issues you heckin karen!
He was sued by Roblox for {{Glow|"terroristic threats"}}. <s>It was really because he exposed the rogue 'blox [[janny]] [[Furry|NobleDragon]], one, for following a furry porn account on his public [[Twitter|Xitter]] account</s>.


According to heckin bigoted [[Chudjak|Chuds]], the virus leaked from a [[Ching Chong|Chinese]] lab by [[CIA]] operatives used by the elites to enslave humanity and establish [[the New World Order]]. They believe [[Truthnuke|Covid-19  is one of the many tests used to gauge the obedience and malleability of the general public]].
Ever since then, he's been exposing more [[Pedophile|degenerates]] and [['p]] on 'blox causing him to get {{Echoes|noticed}} and now he has furtrannies calling him "<u>[[Aryan|furphobic]]</u>" and "[[Gigachad|transphobic]]" (even doe they're scared of him and not the other way around). However, he's too busy killing pedos to care.


== Ze Great Reset ==
Ruben exposed an [[Autism|autistic]] furcaca named JerseyFurry aka TapWrench aka [[Doxing|Joseph Maggio]] in one of his YouTube videos which also features another zoophile in passing, Shreds the wolf.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCdELeM_ig8 "Ranking Every Type of Roblox Player"]</ref>
[[File:394292001 240199392392115 8221924273897355606 n.mp4|thumb|{{glowtext|YOU VILL OWN NUSSIN, UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY}}]]
'''The Great Reset,''' also known as '''The Fourth Industrial Revolution''', '''The New Normal,''' and <b>Operation Dark Winter</b> is a scheme cooked up by {{Glowtext|[[CIA|THEM]]}} to plunge humanity into technological slavery. [[Admin 6|The Antichrist]], also known by his earthly form [[Klaus Schwab|"Klaus Schwab"]] [[Literally Who|(don't forget "George Soros" and "Larry Fink")]] is the leader of the Davos secret society, which uses a company called the "World Economic Forum" to advocate for his lunatic ideals such as the Great Reset. As well advocating for the Great Reset, they also advocate eating bugs and stopping "Climate Change" (an ambiguous term that could mean literally anything) by only allowing access to self driving electric cars filled with telemetry cameras and microphones. Klaus Schwab supposedly [[Communism|hates the idea of ownership]], and believes everything should be rented - however, this is not true. Klaus Schwab instead believes that the {{glowtext|ELITE}} are the ones who should continue to own things, but the gutless sheeple should own nothing and be happy.


Klaus Schwab has gone on record to say that the Covid-19 pandemic is an opportune time to kick-start his Great Reset.{{When}}
== Why Ruben Sim is {{Keyed|keyed}} ==
== Ze Mask ==
Ruben Sim is very well known for making Ro-Cleaner, a bot that tracked over 600,000 accounts found in Discord servers dedicated to condo games (Roblox sex games) and banned them from your server. [[The_gem_that_saved_the_Party|This bot flagged over 600 gorillion users which generated Geggable Seethes.]] These seethes were from der 'cord [[Janny|jannies]] too as they banned the bot. He also made the EASI system, a system that bans and tracks over 500,000 flagged [[Early porn introduction|EPI]] accounts in their database. This is being used by over 200 of Roblox's most popular games, deterring pedophiles from entering their games.


<blockquote class="noexcerpt"><p>'''''If you see someone wearing a mask in the year of [[Christianity|the Lord our God]], {{CURRENTYEAR}}, laugh at them.'''''</p></blockquote>
Prior to that, [[Tanzanite Truthnuke|Ruben Sim had a reputation for exposing big trannies]] like [[Onionbred]], [[Gone fishinq|goy_fishinq]]'s girlfriend, for their [[EPI]] acts. He is also known for his well structured, humour-rich trolling on gooners and [[X|shitter]] trannies, like pretending that he is making being a furry illegal which made a lot of furries leave some absolute gemerald seething and coping voicemails to the fake number he provided.<ref>[https://youtu.be/_4gG40yOOJU "Making Furries Illegal"]</ref> Ruben on stream called for "Total Pedophile Death & [[Operation Total Lolinigger Death|Total Lolicon Death]]" because afterwards "the world will be a glistening gemerald" on stream. Lastly he admitted as testimony [[AI|EASI Programers]] have divine intellect and [[AI|EASI]] is programed in [[Terry Davis|HolyC.]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Vt7zW0VoE</ref>


<p>'''The Mask''', also known as '''the Cuck Muzzle <sub>''(alt. Cuck's Muzzle)''</sub>''' is a mind-control device that subdues its wearer. If the user has gotten {{glowtext|JABBED}}, the mask will be unremovable, fully turning them into a soulless vaxx-rape robot. It charges via 5G rays and HECKIN MAGIC SOYENCE!!! A list of things it can <s>allegedly</s> do are as follows:</p>
=== Ruben's Law ===
<li><s>Suppress negative thoughts regarding Klaus Schwab and the {{glowtext|ELITE}}</s> <sub>(confirmed)</sub></li><li>Activate Coronavirus DNA samples in those previously vaccinated against the Flu</li>
[[File:1718039140232y.png|frameless|link=|right]]
<li>  <s>Explode the brains of bigoted pissbaby [[Chudjak|chudcels]]</s> <sub>(confirmed)</sub></li>
{{Quote|[[File:ACK.png|20px]]>HECKIN' ALT-RIGHT CHRONICALLY ONLINE INCEL RUBEN SIM EXPOSED MY GROOMING RING, DEPLOY ANOTHER EXPOSE ACCOUN-AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!}}
<li> Dispense dopamine if the wearer quotes a [[Marvel]] kino</li><li> Send personal secrets to the CCP</li><li>  <s>Cause the user to troon out</s> <sub href="Marvel">(confirmed)</sub></li>


* Clone your genome and sell it on the Black Market
'''Every. Single. Time.'''
{{Quote|>clone your entire genome even doe that's impossible considering the constraints of modern science or something}}


== Soy ==
A law formed from pattern recognition that proves Ruben Sim detractors are always:
[[File:Iamgaytrans.mp4|thumb|277x277px|A specimen.]]
* [[Turkey Tom|Losers]]
[[Soy Boy|Soyboys]] love the lockdown. They are content with ordering [[Bug|Bug Burgers™]] and [[Soylent|Soylent™]] from [[Goyslop|GrubHub]] while enjoying content from their paid streaming services {{glowtext|YOU VILL RENT EVERYTHING}}. They love to {{glowtext|WEAR THE MASK}}, and when they find someone who doesn't, they will angrily, yet meekly, tug at their mask to signal to the disobeying [[NPC|sheep]]: {{glowtext|WEAR THE HECKIN MASK!!}} (despite the fact they also screech to not touch your face).
* [[Turkey Tom|Creeps]]
* [[Turkey Tom|Pedos]]
* [[Zoophilia|Zoophiles]]
* [[Gooning|Porn addicts]]
* [[Giggly Goonclown|Degenerates]]
* [[Trannie|Trannies]]/[[Pooners]]


<p>They cannot wait to be {{glowtext|JABBED}} with the HECKIN MAGICAL SCIENCE JUICE!</p>
Often, some of these detractors will go out of xheir way to make an account on [[X|Xitter]] attempting to [[Lie|expose Ruben Sim]], however it inevitably manages to [[Geg|backfire on xhem]] since xhey are retarded [[Trannies|commiepedotroons]] with [[Faggots|aids]] [[opsec]]. Sad![[File:RubenSimAssassination.png|thumb|Real footage of the assassination]]
== The Failed Assassination of Ruben Sim ==
In late June of 2024, Ruben Sim was sideswiped by an SUV whilst riding his motorcycle, sending Ruben into a death wobble which knocked him out through his helmet before sliding directly into another car breaking many bones{{CitationNeeded}}. Due to being a [[Terry_Davis|keyed holy warrior]] of our [[Jesus Christ|Lord, Christ the King]], he miraculously survived and made a full recovery at some point in mid-August. Whilst [[Snopes]] has not yet verified whether or not the driver intentionally hit him, due to Ruben’s efforts against Tranny grooming it is likely that it could have perpetrated by a ‘blox employee or troon, and taking into account that [[Doxing|they both live in Tucson, Arizona]], possibly even [[Giggly Goonclown]] xheirself. [[File:A bit of his 'jak folder.png|thumb|A bit of his 'jak folder]]
== Relation with the Sharty ==
Ruben Sim is both a [[soyteen]] and [[Kiwi Farms|kiwi]] with several confirmed and unconfirmed sharty-related events below.


== The Covid-19 Vaccine ==
=== Ruben Sim saying "nigger" on the Sharty ===
[[File:AllSeeingEyeOfTheNewNormalOfTheNewWorldOrder.png|none|thumb|{{glowtext|YOU VILL OWN NUSSIN, UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY}}]]
During a PPH 0 hour, a thread was made by a chud asking soyteens to say the hard r if they get dubs [[Amerimutt|or something.]] Ruben sim decided to actually do it and he said "i love nigger"


[[File:Sciencejuice.jpg|thumb|413x413px|<s>T██ ██b██ E█f██ct█.</s> [CONTENT BALEETED]]]{{Angrycaca|mama i no wan vaccine i hat you it hurt}}<p>{{Quote|>marge it's been half a decade and no mass dieoffs thoughbeit}}</p><p>Despite its name, the '''Covid-19 {{glowtext|"""VACCINE"""}},''' also known as <b>The</b> '''Dark Serum'''<sup>[nobody says this]</sup>, is not a real vaccine. Instead, it's a form of instant gene [[BBC therapy|therapy.]] Upon being {{glowtext|JABBED}}, billions of nanobots flood into your <s>bloodstream</s> it's intra-muscular [[Though|thoughever]], causing all of your hair to fall out in lumps, hindering your eyesight, and giving you a craving for bugs and soy milk. If one is accidentally {{glowtext|JABBED}}, [[Doctos|immediate amputation of the limb injected alongside a prescription of one gallon of butane]] to drink per day is the only known way to prevent this, but even so, it is only about 60% effective.</p>{{Quote|>this is just like in my favorite heckin game Deus Ex™ where if you take the vaxx you have a headache during a boss fight}}
'''Why was it Ruben Sim?'''


=== If you get offered the JAB ===
# It was his voice
Ignore all texts and hang up all phone calls. Once it's established that {{glowtext|THEY}} are trying to get you vaccinated, dispose of any letters sent. If your family pester you to get the {{glowtext|JAB}}, then, it is far too late. [[Schizophrenia|You must rid them from your life (by any means possible)]].
# It just was
# [[Meds|Trust me]]


<b><s>Do not take this shit.</s> YOU VILL TAKE IT CHUDDIE</b>
He has also said nigga<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s0sLZ4oJA</ref> and faggot<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QL3tcvBzQw</ref> geg.


== [[Shit nobody cares about|Delta Variant]]  ==
=== Participation in Operation Kikewaffen ===
The Delta variant of [[Covid-19]] is a fake variant of the fake virus{{Margerald}} made by up by the followers of the {{Sneedtext|{{Yellowtext|[[Lee Goldson|missed cheese]]}}}}. There is no point in getting protection for because it's not real, and the vaccine is actually a chemical full of prions to bring forth the global village who will be ruled by the followers of the dark gods.
{{Main|Operation Kikewaffen}}
Ruben Sim has shown support for [[Operation Kikewaffen]], having Grok-quoted Xitter randos alongside soyteens.


== [[Vantablack|Hanta]]<nowiki/>virus ==
=== Inspiration for Operation Glistening Gemerald ===
In May 2026, a [[Ongezellig|Dutch-flagged]] cruise ship became ground zero for an outbreak of [[Japan|Hentai]]virus. This virus is said to be made from absolute vantablack coal from the darkest depths of Lesotho, meaning it will kill the Sharty if a teen has vantavirus. The probable patient zero is believed to have contracted the disease while traveling in [[Argentina]], meaning he may have caught it from [[Adolf Hitler]] himself. Out of the 8 confirmed cases as of May 14, 2026, 3 have died so far.<ref> https://megalodon.jp/2026-0718-0607-35/https://www.who.int:443/emergencies/disease-outbreak-news/item/2026-DON600 </ref> Although a major outbreak has yet to occur, [[The Experts|the experts]] and [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]] believe that (you) will need another ten vaccinations and daily quadruple-masking to stop the spread of the disease. Many teens, knowing that the COVID-19 pandemic was a CIA psyop to make Americans into gooners via means of lockdown and unlimited internet access, believe that [[Nothing ever happens|nothing will happen]] that will actually solve the {{Echoes|hantavirus pandemic}} should the {{Koshertext|{{Echoes|[[trump|Trump administration]]}}}} enforce it.
{{Main|Operation Glistening Gemerald}}
Ruben Sim stream on July 9th inspired and indirectly caused [[Operation Glistening Gemerald]].


= Copypastas =
== External links ==
* [https://www.youtube.com/@RubenSim His Youtube channel BTW, if that matters]
* [https://twitter.com/realrubensim His Xitter or something]
* [https://www.patreon.com/rubensim His Patreon or however the Jews love shekels]


[[File:TheNewNormal.png|48px]] ''You can listen to this topaz on [https://voca.ro/1cXOHaWvTkWt Vocaroo]!''
== Gallery ==
 
<gallery>
{{Glowtext|YOU VILL POST ZE FOLLOWING COPYPASTAS ON YOUR FAVORITE IMAGEBOARDS, GOY! UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY!}}
File:75906 - SoyBooru.png|Gem although he never said this
 
File:66282 - SoyBooru.png|Average Ruben sim fan cleansing the world for hyperborea
== New Normal Copypasta (One of many) ==
File:69119 - SoyBooru.png|Ruben sim in real life
[[File:Soyborg.png|alt=He's happy! He just got his weekly jab, he's protected with Bill Gates Vaccine Genuine Advantage, now he can leave his pod and explore the smart city! If he's lucky, instead of bugs, he can eat lab grown meat!|thumb|He's happy! He just got his weekly jab, he's protected with Bill Gates Vaccine Genuine Advantage, now he can leave his [[pod]] and explore the smart city! If he's lucky, instead of bugs, he can eat lab grown meat for dinner tonight (but only as a treat, for the good of the environment!)]]
</gallery>{{reflist}}
<poem>
{{Quote|
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE NIGGERS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>'''AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.'''
}}
</poem>
[[File:Bug_Barbeque.png|thumb|300x300px|>WE ARE HAPPY]]
[[File:Covid soyboy.png|thumb|>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS]]
 
== Another Similar Copypasta ==
[[File:Uncertain trying times new normal.png|thumb|One of the copypastas being posted in [[Tv/ (4chan)|/tv/]]]]
<poem>
{{Quote|
>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS, DECLARED OR UNDECLARED, OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE, WE MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER. WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION:
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
<big>>'''YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.'''</big>
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SEUSS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SEUSS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED DIRECTLY INTO YOUR MIND
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
}}
</poem>
{{Reflist}}
{{Science}}[Category:Fourth_Industrial_Revolution]][[Category:TRVTH]][[Category:Soyical Arts]]

Latest revision as of 16:31, 21 August 2026

> You would have to be a complete RETARD to use your public alias on a porn website; <
Ruben Sim, in one of his videos after gone_fishinq leaked over him saying "retard"
rubey roob

Ruben Sim (Born: May 12, 1997) is a 'blox Youtuber and troll known for making Roblox videos, exposing pedophiles, living so rent free in the minds of furries that they pay him rent instead, and generating seetheralds from furfags and trannies. He also lurks the 'arty[1][2] and vaguely resembles Chudjak. He also uses 'jaks in his videos, such as bernd, and uses a lot of sharty slang in his videos.[2]

He was sued by Roblox for "terroristic threats". It was really because he exposed the rogue 'blox janny NobleDragon, one, for following a furry porn account on his public Xitter account.

Ever since then, he's been exposing more degenerates and 'p on 'blox causing him to get (((noticed))) and now he has furtrannies calling him "furphobic" and "transphobic" (even doe they're scared of him and not the other way around). However, he's too busy killing pedos to care.

Ruben exposed an autistic furcaca named JerseyFurry aka TapWrench aka Joseph Maggio in one of his YouTube videos which also features another zoophile in passing, Shreds the wolf.[3]

Why Ruben Sim is keyed🗝️

Ruben Sim is very well known for making Ro-Cleaner, a bot that tracked over 600,000 accounts found in Discord servers dedicated to condo games (Roblox sex games) and banned them from your server. This bot flagged over 600 gorillion users which generated Geggable Seethes. These seethes were from der 'cord jannies too as they banned the bot. He also made the EASI system, a system that bans and tracks over 500,000 flagged EPI accounts in their database. This is being used by over 200 of Roblox's most popular games, deterring pedophiles from entering their games.

Prior to that, Ruben Sim had a reputation for exposing big trannies like Onionbred, goy_fishinq's girlfriend, for their EPI acts. He is also known for his well structured, humour-rich trolling on gooners and shitter trannies, like pretending that he is making being a furry illegal which made a lot of furries leave some absolute gemerald seething and coping voicemails to the fake number he provided.[4] Ruben on stream called for "Total Pedophile Death & Total Lolicon Death" because afterwards "the world will be a glistening gemerald" on stream. Lastly he admitted as testimony EASI Programers have divine intellect and EASI is programed in HolyC.[5]

Ruben's Law

>HECKIN' ALT-RIGHT CHRONICALLY ONLINE INCEL RUBEN SIM EXPOSED MY GROOMING RING, DEPLOY ANOTHER EXPOSE ACCOUN-AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!

Every. Single. Time.

A law formed from pattern recognition that proves Ruben Sim detractors are always:

Often, some of these detractors will go out of xheir way to make an account on Xitter attempting to expose Ruben Sim, however it inevitably manages to backfire on xhem since xhey are retarded commiepedotroons with aids opsec. Sad!

Real footage of the assassination

The Failed Assassination of Ruben Sim

In late June of 2024, Ruben Sim was sideswiped by an SUV whilst riding his motorcycle, sending Ruben into a death wobble which knocked him out through his helmet before sliding directly into another car breaking many bones[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]. Due to being a keyed holy warrior of our Lord, Christ the King, he miraculously survived and made a full recovery at some point in mid-August. Whilst Snopes has not yet verified whether or not the driver intentionally hit him, due to Ruben’s efforts against Tranny grooming it is likely that it could have perpetrated by a ‘blox employee or troon, and taking into account that they both live in Tucson, Arizona, possibly even Giggly Goonclown xheirself.

A bit of his 'jak folder

Relation with the Sharty

Ruben Sim is both a soyteen and kiwi with several confirmed and unconfirmed sharty-related events below.

Ruben Sim saying "nigger" on the Sharty

During a PPH 0 hour, a thread was made by a chud asking soyteens to say the hard r if they get dubs or something. Ruben sim decided to actually do it and he said "i love nigger"

Why was it Ruben Sim?

  1. It was his voice
  2. It just was
  3. Trust me

He has also said nigga[6] and faggot[7] geg.

Participation in Operation Kikewaffen

Main article: Operation Kikewaffen

Ruben Sim has shown support for Operation Kikewaffen, having Grok-quoted Xitter randos alongside soyteens.

Inspiration for Operation Glistening Gemerald

Main article: Operation Glistening Gemerald

Ruben Sim stream on July 9th inspired and indirectly caused Operation Glistening Gemerald.

External links

Gallery

  • Gem although he never said this
    Gem although he never said this
  • Average Ruben sim fan cleansing the world for hyperborea
    Average Ruben sim fan cleansing the world for hyperborea
  • Ruben sim in real life
    Ruben sim in real life

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://archive.ph/dOMKg
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 "My Video Started a War"
  3. ↑ "Ranking Every Type of Roblox Player"
  4. ↑ "Making Furries Illegal"
  5. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Vt7zW0VoE
  6. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s0sLZ4oJA
  7. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QL3tcvBzQw
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