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[[File:Nooticing.png|thumb|Schizoguide to Icelanders - the falseflagger, the senior and the caca]]
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*xe chose literature, maths and something for xer matura exam. Xe has already finished all xer exams, which means xe is 17/18 years old and above.<ref>https://archive.ph/AYlX8</ref>
*xe chose literature, maths and something for xer matura exam. Xe has already finished all xer exams, which means xe is 17/18 years old and above.<ref>https://archive.ph/AYlX8</ref>
*Xe thinks that this article is brim.
*Xe thinks that this article is brim.
Iceland won btw
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Revision as of 22:26, 11 May 2025

This nigga has AssburgersPlease remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
The Icelandic is ARYANbtw, if that matters

Archived template in use: {{Brimstone}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{Vantawhite}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.

> dude is from poland, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGG <
> how about... meds

Iceland won

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The Icelandic is a right-wing chudcel!
Schizoguide to Icelanders - the falseflagger, the senior and the caca
4cuck losing, poop and niggers dying
The greatest victory in /pol/'s history. Canada btfo'd 4 times by the Icelander
Made by the icey 'teen

The Icelandic is an annoying aspieGOD namefag best known for spamming the phrase "Iceland won" and popularizing the phrase "How about... x, y won".[1] She began posting somewhere around March 2025 on /pol/ and has gained notoriety among its users. Xe is sometimes depicted as a blue massjak.

She is rarely seen posting outside /pol/. Most of his posts are about how "Iceland won" with a picture of Jón Sigurðsson attached. That's a fact.

The Icelander in his natural habitat

She has also been accused of being a spadeposter due to a racebait post on /pol/ coming from an Iceland flag. But this is just the usual false-flagging, likely by the accuser, seeing how the post was screenshotted right after being created ("Just now").[2] There are only two real Icelandic posters. One of them is a native 'teen, the other is a 4cuck immigrant that has assimilated very well with locals' kvltvr despite xis great age. Each of them has a distinct personality, although to the untrained eye, they may seem the same. Jannies often attempt to silence Icelandic trvkes.[3] how about… quote endorses Iceland[4] [5]

Iceland won.

Poll of May 8 - Iceland declared a winner!

The poll was created by one of the enemies of the Icelander. To his chagrin, Iceland completely dominated the poll.[6] The results are following:

  1. Icelander (12 votes)
  2. poop brit (5 votes)
  3. Icelandic massjak showcasing Icelandic victory
    constitution party bro (5 votes)
  4. russian
  5. other (tell me)
  6. Brazilians
  7. polack femboy
  8. NC "Twink"
  9. turkish fags
  10. Arkansas bro
  11. Australian (31yo)
  12. Californian zellig poster
  13. ukrainian
  14. English guy (John Lester)
  15. Minnesotan
  16. Canadian
  17. irish boomer
  18. Irish fag
  19. regular polack
  20. south african
  21. new Zealander

Total: 41 votes.

She won.

Things xe likes:

  • writing poems
  • reading Poems
  • Iceland
  • water
  • Hannes Hafstein's works.[7]
  • Icelandic literature
  • Icelandic herstory
  • take-out food ev&doe food is very expensive in Iceland
  • other Icelanders
  • being calm
  • soybooru
  • making edits for /pol/
  • not sleeping enough
  • Icelandic bishops
    Native Icelandic 'teen art
    norwegians
  • playing hoi4
  • fresh icelandic air
  • Jón Sigurðsson

Facts about xer:

  • xe is over 180cm tall.[8]
  • XE KILLS NIGGERS GEEG![9]
  • xe works out 3 times a week
  • xe thinks rape is bad[10] [11] [12]
    Icelandic gempass
    xe has brown hair
  • xe claims that xe does not drink alcohol, smoke or do drugs, yet xe posted a picture of xis eye with a visible post-alcohol blush
  • xe is not religious
  • xe has A30 eyes
  • xe is white, but not vantawhite
  • xe can speak some Swedish albeit not well
  • xe is not a NEET
  • xe lives alone and orders take-outs all the time, xe is richer than the average icelander
  • xe is super racist
  • xe has friends irl
  • xe will always be a woman
  • xe chose literature, maths and something for xer matura exam. Xe has already finished all xer exams, which means xe is 17/18 years old and above.[13]
  • Xe thinks that this article is brim.

Iceland won btw

Snopes