Obsessed Chud

THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL! Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!

Obsessed Chud is coal.

Obsessed Chud
SoyjakOriginal
Soyjak subvariant
SoyBooru posts	486 As of December 26, 2025
Based on	Chudjak_Front

Obsessed Chud is a Chudjak subvariant depicting a beta male with his pants and underpants pulled down and usually a tiny penis. The first Obsessed Chud image was posted on SoyBooru on January 7, 2023. The images are often used for speech bubble spamming either in countrywars or namefag shitflinging.

The subvariant is one of the older usages of the word 'obsessed' within a soyjak context, the word initially was used by baiters and trannies to mock chuds by calling them obsessed with their hatred. Later on it was co-opted by namefags like satoko_houjou_fan who would call posts he would like "obsessed brimstone"

Gallery

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  The original image, posted on SoyBooru on January 7, 2023.
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  Crystal Cafe
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  Janny
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  Soyjak.blog mascot Logan
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  Adolf Hitler
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  A slopjak version. Judging by the filename and xer Mexican flag pants, this may be an artist's interpretation of Satoko_Houjou_Fan

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