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Obsessed Chud

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>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger!

THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!
Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!

>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!

Obsessed Chud is a right-wing natzee!

Obsessed Chud is a Chudjak subvariant depicting a beta male with his pants and underpants pulled down and usually a tiny penis. The first Obsessed Chud image was posted on SoyBooru on January 7, 2023. The images are often used for speech bubble spamming either in countrywars or namefag shitflinging.

The subvariant is one of the older usages of the word 'obsessed' within a soyjak context, the word initially was used by baiters and trannies to mock chuds by calling them obsessed with their hatred. Later on it was co-opted by namefags like satoko_houjou_fan who would call posts he would like "obsessed brimstone"

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