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Created page with "{{NWO}}{{Mutt|Yea but like just use the AC or something?}}{{Feralrage|EAT THE BUGGIES!}} '''Climate change''', also known as '''global warming''' or '''global cooling,''' is when the climate fucks up, but not just for no reason, the reason being our incompetency. It's best known for living rent free in the head of every soyjak. == Global warming == Global warming is when braps accumulate in the upper layers of the atmosphere,..."
 
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* Killing all [[Nigger cow|cows]]
* Killing all [[Nigger cow|cows]]
* [[Satoko houjou fan|Sniffing in your braps ASAP]]
* [[Satoko houjou fan|Sniffing in your braps ASAP]]
* Using an [[Elon Musk|<s>electric car</s>]] a [[Omori bus|bus]] or a [[train]] to get to work
* Using an [[Elon Musk|<s>electric car</s>]] an ELECTRIC [[Omori bus|bus]] or a [[train]] to get to work
* Wearing your mask
* Wearing your [[COVID-19|mask]]
* Solar panels
* Wind turbines
* [[Feraljak|Wearing a second mask]]


all of this will work because... are you questioning our science?{{CitationNeeded}}
all of this will work because... are you questioning our [[science]]?{{CitationNeeded}}


== Climate change is not real {{Glowtext|conspiracy theory}} ==
== Climate change is not real {{Glowtext|conspiracy theory}} ==
Possibly, this is all a way to shape the general public and order it into submission, while also distracting it from the [[ACCESS DENIED|greater problems]].
Possibly, this is all a way to shape the general public and order it into submission, while also distracting it from the [[ACCESS DENIED|greater problems]].
[[File:Trump says climate change is 'the greatest con job ever' (2GJBo1ZuCs0).mp4|center|thumb|[[Trumpflare|TRVMP]] weighs in on the matter]]
[[File:Trump says climate change is 'the greatest con job ever' (2GJBo1ZuCs0).mp4|center|thumb|[[Trumpflare|TRVMP]] weighs in on the matter]]

Revision as of 12:46, 31 July 2026

Climate change is related to ze Vorld Economic ForumEat every bug (you) see. Live in ze pods to be ze first 4th industrial revolution adapter.

"ARE YOU READY FOR ZE NEW VORLD ORDER?"

>Yea but like just use the AC or something?
>EAT THE BUGGIES!

Climate change, also known as global warming or global cooling, is when the climate fucks up, but not just for no reason, the reason being our incompetency. It's best known for living rent free in the head of every soyjak.

Global warming

Global warming is when braps accumulate in the upper layers of the atmosphere, they let sunlight through and reflect infrared light or something. This traps heat in the atmosphere as sunlight heats up the ground and the IR light is reflected by the atmosphere back on the ground. Neither soyjaks or chuds like this because it's very hot and it pisses everyone off.

Something like that

Global cooling

Same thing except it cools down for some reason. Possibly because the Nazi UFO stuck in the glacier moved a tiny bit over time and made a crack in the glacier, releasing the cold from Agartha into the atmosphere or something.

Solutions (in no particular order)

all of this will work because... are you questioning our science?[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]

Climate change is not real conspiracy theory

Possibly, this is all a way to shape the general public and order it into submission, while also distracting it from the greater problems.

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TRVMP weighs in on the matter