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SNCA:Train


A train is a vehicle that consists of freight cars and a locomotive. It travels on rails. The countries with the best trains are generally italy, america, russia, and albania. The process in which these magical industrial goliaths attract the pajeet race is currently unknown. Some soyientists speculate the noises of trains driving through tracks sounds like cows walking to pajeets, which are holy to them or something
They were invented by britbong btw, if that even matters.

Trains in italy[edit | edit source]
Common Uses[edit | edit source]
- Transporting people
- Tourism
- Transporting coal
- Hitting indians (saar please dont)
- Transporting the latest goyslop
- Transporting just about anything that fits in a shipping container or railcar, really
- Hitting indians
- Blocking wagies' commutes
- Hitting indians
- Making autistic people happy
Relation to autistic people[edit | edit source]
The AVTISTIC MASTER RACE love trains, for whatever reason. (Possibly due to Thomas the Tank Engine) They often like to spend hours watching them, and footage of high-speed trains. This is the same for planes, ships, cars, and the internet. But trains are predominantly the symbol of autistic hyper-fixation.
India[edit | edit source]
See also: Codex Pajeet
India's railways are the deadliest railways in the world, as even though India are suparpowar, jeets have poor reflexes and the inability to comprehend that trains take up more space than what's just between the rails, plus . In 2014 the death count was 27k. In India cows also get run over by trains, so Indians try to cope by trying to get revenge on trains.
Trains are not a native species to India, as they were introduced by the British doing a heckin colonialism and deciding that having trains would be very useful for getting things and people around the subcontinent. Fortunately for the locals, getting ran over by oversized objects is indian kulchur as they actually think they'll get reincarnated as a higher caste for throwing themselves in the path of large moving objects. Despite this holy tradition, some heretical Indian edutainment networks try and discourage children from standing on railroad tracks.[1]

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