Climate change

Climate change is related to ze New Vorld OrderEat every bug (you) see. Live in ze pods to be ze first 4th industrial revolution adapter.

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Mazel tov! Climate change is Kosher!This article is related to (((God's chosen people))). Read all revisions to find a solution to your most perplexing quandary.

>Yea but like just use the AC or something?

>EAT THE BUGGIES!

Climate change, also known as global warming or global cooling, is when the climate fucks up, but not just for no reason, the reason being our incompetency. It's best known for living rent free in the head of every soyjak.

Global warming

Global warming is when braps accumulate in the upper layers of the atmosphere, they let sunlight through and reflect infrared light or something. This traps heat in the atmosphere as sunlight heats up the ground and the IR light is reflected by the atmosphere back on the ground. Neither soyjaks or chuds like this because it's very hot and it pisses everyone off.

Something like that

Global cooling

Same thing except it cools down for some reason. Possibly because the Nazi UFO stuck in the glacier moved a tiny bit over time and made a crack in the glacier, releasing the cold from Agartha into the atmosphere or something.

Solutions (in no particular order)

• Eating bugs
• Killing all cows
• Sniffing in your braps ASAP
• Using an electric car an ELECTRIC bus or a train to get to work
• Wearing your mask
• Solar panels
• Wind turbines
• Wearing a second mask

all of this will work because... are you questioning our science?^{[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]}

Climate change is not real conspiracy theory

Possibly, this is all a way to shape the general public and order it into submission, while also distracting it from the greater problems.

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