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== Status as a soyjak == | == Status as a soyjak == | ||
Despite being depicted as a [[chudjak]] due to his appearance<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0718-1137-22/https://booru.soy:443/post/view/51004</ref> ([[Incel|weak jawline]], flat nose, lack of stubble) in terms of mentality he is among the closest we will ever get to an IRL [[soyjak]]. His famous "''cuck-face''", which is among the 2 facial expressions he is able to make alongside the "''iconic frown''" closely resembles the classic soy-face that most 'jaks sport, but more shocked than happily surprised. | Despite being depicted as a [[chudjak]] due to his appearance<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0718-1137-22/https://booru.soy:443/post/view/51004</ref> ([[Incel|weak jawline]], flat nose, lack of stubble) in terms of mentality he is among the closest we will ever get to an IRL [[soyjak]]. His famous "''cuck-face''", which is among the 2 facial expressions he is able to make alongside the "''iconic frown''" closely resembles the classic soy-face that most 'jaks sport, but more shocked than happily surprised. | ||
2026 Update: He might be considered fully IAS since he has a "beard" now. | |||
== History == | == History == | ||
Revision as of 22:49, 3 August 2026
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James D. Rolfe (born July 10, 1980[1]) (known by keyed gigachads as Bimmy) is a soylent enthusiast and "curator of film"[2] best known for creating the "Angry Video Game Nerd", a stale JewTube series operating since May 2004 in which he "reviews" ancient millennialslop videogames by yelling impotently at his TV screen, while shilling VPNs and goyslop for filler. Snopes argues[3] his content has saved the lives of at least 100 people even though he doesn't actually make videos much and just watches over muh kids while his wife has sex with niggers and demands he include more (((diversity))) so his series isn't a caucasian sausage fest.
Status as a soyjak
Despite being depicted as a chudjak due to his appearance[4] (weak jawline, flat nose, lack of stubble) in terms of mentality he is among the closest we will ever get to an IRL soyjak. His famous "cuck-face", which is among the 2 facial expressions he is able to make alongside the "iconic frown" closely resembles the classic soy-face that most 'jaks sport, but more shocked than happily surprised.
2026 Update: He might be considered fully IAS since he has a "beard" now.
History
According to peer-reviewed sources,[5][6] AVGN used to be le good until Bimmy made it his career instead of getting a real job, and eventually obese 'mutts from Screenwave jewishly stepped in acting like they were always there and made retarded changes like forcing Bimothy to stop saying le unmarketable words like "shitload of fuck". Due to this, he has become viewed as largely inferior to his kino-loving counterpart, the Nostalgia Critic, who is inherently keyed because he calls trannies and faggots "sexually confused".
Snopes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://nitter.poast.org/cinemassacre/status/1413909748492214280
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wbDynB-0CY&ab_channel=Cinemassacre&start=1927&end=NaN
- ↑
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/avgn-saved-muh-life/[dead] - ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0718-1137-22/https://booru.soy:443/post/view/51004
- ↑
https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/avgn-used-to-be-le-good/[dead] - ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0718-1137-22/https://science.org:443/james-rolfe (backup: https://cf.mickai.me/fb578c861ac292d5e3809f86.html)
