James Rolfe

All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim! "Punch the keys, for god's sake!"

James Rolfe
IRLSoyjak >Soylent, the world's most perfect food, has figured it out.
Born	July 10, 1980
Nationality	Amerimutt
Other names	Bimmy
Years active	2004-present
Organization(s)	Cinemassacre (((Screenwave)))
Best known for	Being the Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
Works	The Angry Video Game Nerd You Know What's Bullshit?! Board James James and Mike Mondays
IAS?	Yes, THOUGH debatably a Chudjak
Website	https://cinemassacre.com/

>GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK

James D. Rolfe (born July 10, 1980) (known by keyed gigachads as Bimmy) is a soylent enthusiast and "curator of film" best known for creating the "Angry Video Game Nerd", a stale JewTube series operating since May 2004 in which he "reviews" ancient millennialslop videogames by yelling impotently at his TV screen, while shilling VPNs and goyslop for filler. Snopes argues his content has saved the lives of at least 100 people even though he doesn't actually make videos much and just watches over muh kids while his wife has sex with niggers and demands he include more (((diversity))) so his series isn't a caucasian sausage fest.

Status as a soyjak

Despite being depicted as a chudjak due to his appearance (weak jawline, flat nose, lack of stubble) in terms of mentality he is among the closest we will ever get to an IRL soyjak. His famous "cuck-face", which is among the 2 facial expressions he is able to make alongside the "iconic frown" closely resembles the classic soy-face that most 'jaks sport, but more shocked than happily surprised.

History

According to peer-reviewed sources, AVGN used to be le good until Bimmy made it his career instead of getting a real job, and eventually obese 'mutts from Screenwave jewishly stepped in acting like they were always there and made retarded changes like forcing Bimothy to stop saying le unmarketable words like "shitload of fuck". Due to this, he has become viewed as largely inferior to his kino-loving counterpart, the Nostalgia Critic, who is inherently keyed because he calls trannies and faggots "sexually confused".