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She Is a literal [[caca]] being 7 to 8 years old but her brand is 50 years old as it was created by a [[Japan|Japanese]] Woman named Yuko Shimizu.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty</ref> | She Is a literal [[caca]] being 7 to 8 years old but her brand is 50 years old as it was created by a [[Japan|Japanese]] Woman named Yuko Shimizu.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty</ref> | ||
==Hello Demon!== | ==Hello Demon!== | ||
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Revision as of 12:22, 16 August 2026
Hello Kitty is every woman's favorite girl character. She is NOT a kitty according to the creator and is actually a little Human that stands at 5 Apples tall. [Marge...]
According to a survey, the vast majority of girls say that their favorite character is Hello Kitty. As for the TRUE AND HONEST fans, it is said that they would even kill you if you were to ruin their Hello Kitty plushies.
She will also TROON your children.[citation needed]
You often see a heavy presence of Hello Kitty shipping or matching-outfit posts on social media to the point where it becomes insufferable, this Brimstone posting is often seen on Instagram since is app made for faggotty, normies and cringe niggers.
Also she is Troonsloped, trannies love her.
Niggers also love her as well.
Can be considered a Latinxslop as well since a lot of Latinx jovensitas love her so mucho algo, Many of them have hello kitty accessories.
Traits
She is depicted as a small white cat-like figure with a red or pink bow on her left ear. She has black eyes, whiskers, and notably no mouth (Somehow she still can speak). She is always shown in cute, rounded, inoffensive designs.
She lives in London (making her a Britbong), enjoys baking cookies, and has a twin sister named Mimmy.
Given the fact that it is canon that she is British, it is highly likely that she met Quote, and that Quote saw her in a peculiar way.
She Is a literal caca being 7 to 8 years old but her brand is 50 years old as it was created by a Japanese Woman named Yuko Shimizu.[1]
Hello Demon!
It is say that Hello Kitty is not a mascot. She is a literal demonic entity summoned through satanic ritual. The no-mouth design is deliberate as a silent vessel designed to feed on female narcissism, material worship, and endless dopamine hits from buying more pink slop. Prolonged exposure turns average women into shrine-building Sanrio addicts with the emotional range. BEHEAD HER RIGHT NOW
