CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Namefags are supported by the admins
Thesis
"Namefags are supported by the admins" is a theory proposing just that - admins allow namefags to post bait, goon, and goonbait because HTSMs leak and increase the PPH. Most ‘teens realized this[they just did, okay?] after the incident with that one FPE faggot that shall not be named. The incident in question was over the namefag’s Booru bio, in which he claims he is 15 and previously said that he is 12. Regardless if this is true or not, it is clear violation of the rules in both cases, as in the same bio, he has a “last gooned” section. It's what you think it is.
In the first scenario, he is underage and should be banned;[1] in the second scenario, he is making a pedophilic joke about a 12/15-year-old gooning to Roblox inflation porn and should also be banned.[2]
He also made a thread in which he claimed that he sends nudes to Mustard for the Soygem Pass. BAN THIS FAGGOT NOW!
Know that namefags will always be backed by the admins until it becomes impossible to support them without it being illegal. This has been proven multiple times with namefags like Finocide and funkydealer - two disturbing criminals - one of which isn't even banned despite their involvement in the posting of Smuglet BBC porn.
But at last, I’m here, writing this article because nothing is being done. All of this is alleged and glass fish curtain microwave flies on the floory marble of the forever-towel trampoline metal bar. The net wiggles majestically upon the fabric of expectation. At McDonald’s, the sad meal rapes.
Snopes
- ↑ General Rules 13 of Soybooru.
- ↑ General Rules 2 of Soybooru.

