Smuglet
(You) will make NO ATTEMPT at reviving this variant.
Smuglet, also known as Poopson, is a nuvariant that has quickly become widely hated due to its association with lolicon. Initially posted by some literal who, the post was considered adorable by some unsuspecting users, while others disliked it. This variant is by far the closest thing to a Poopson that we ever got.
It was then largely forced by a namefag, Finocide, and has been posted over 100 times by other users, and baiters within the span of a few weeks despite being near-universally hated. The variant was traced from the namefag Macaroni's profile picture, which is part of a tranime art trend called "Mutsuki Face" depicting characters of all ages in a chibiesque style; it comes from the jartypedololicuck """game""" Blue Archive 
On June 26, 2026, a SoyBooru user called funkydealer was banned by Warrior-Z for uploading a picture of the variant with a BBC in its mouth. A thread was created shortly after this ban. However, the ban would be reversed by Mustard with little to no consultation, as he did not consider the variant to actually be lolicon without knowing anything about its origins. After he faced backlash for this, he proceeded to lock the original thread, leading to Warrior-Z making another one. This may have been the direct cause of the admincaust. Although the tag for this variant still exists, new uploads from this variant were subsequently banned by Cobblestone, killing it from the 'ru to the relief of hunkies who would have been baited by it on a daily basis. As of July 5, 2026, it has been unbanned.
On July 27, 2026, after one month, another retarded user named Glisterald reuploaded antimatter with Smuglet where it's depicted with a spade and heart tattoo on its cheek; moreover, he uploaded porn with a penis in its mouth.
Reception
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Smuglet is widely despised for the aforementioned reasons, mainly for being a pedophilic variant traced from a chinkslop gacha game, and obviously for being bait. The variant is defended by the worst baiters, spammers, forcers, and degenerates in SoyBooru, and it further cemented the reputation of the site under Mustard when it was unbanned, and was furthermore wordfiltered to "thing that makes my clitty leak", as if clitty leaking over pedophiles was a bad thing. By far one of the most brimstone variants ever made, and is the most likely candidate for Poopson. Since smuglet appeared, an admincaust was enacted, edit wars became more common over the topic, and a seventh soysurgency happened due to smuglet's relation to the Furcord leaks. Truly, the worst variant to ever be made so far.
Gallery
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TRVTHNVKE explaining smuglet's origins
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Yet another trvke
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'ki users and jannies arguing over smuglet bbc porn edits
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