CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
/bpa/
/bpa/ is a "board" that was added to soyjak.party on April 18th, 2026. It contains a single image that is the edited image of Media Pending Approval that says "Board Pending Approval".
"Board" has a script that makes the image "Scared" when mouse reaches near the image, making it move to a random position on the screen and rotate. If you manage to click on the image, image turns into a "horror mode" which makes the image have negative colours, shake and scale to the full size of the screen.[this effect braps sometimes, btw, if that matters.]
Most likely it's some sort of testing board made by one of the administrators to check certain elements.
To easily click on the image, make sure to right click first on the page. This bypasses Media Pending Approval's detection system, which prevents it from being scared, and allows you to ensure a click. Very useful.
Source code


// Body since head is snca
<img src="https://soyjak.st/test/src/1776487317279a.png" id="target">
<script>
const target = document.getElementById('target');
const body = document.getElementById('body');
let isScared = false;
// Movement Logic
document.addEventListener('mousemove', (e) => {
if (isScared) return;
const rect = target.getBoundingClientRect();
const centerX = rect.left + rect.width / 2;
const centerY = rect.top + rect.height / 2;
const distance = Math.hypot(e.clientX - centerX, e.clientY - centerY);
if (distance < 180) {
const newX = Math.random() * (window.innerWidth - rect.width);
const newY = Math.random() * (window.innerHeight - rect.height);
const rotation = (Math.random() - 0.5) * 60;
target.style.left = `${newX}px`;
target.style.top = `${newY}px`;
target.style.transform = `rotate(${rotation}deg)`;
}
});
// Scare Logic
target.addEventListener('mousedown', () => {
isScared = true;
body.classList.add('horror-mode');
// Optional: Reset after 2 seconds to let them breathe
setTimeout(() => {
body.classList.remove('horror-mode');
isScared = false;
target.style.transform = `scale(1) rotate(0deg)`;
}, 2000);
});
Boards of the Sharty
...Of Today
[home /
overboard] [soy /
qa /
raid /
r]
[craft]
[int /
pol]
[a /
an /
asp /
biz /
mtv /
r9k /
tech /
v /
sude /
x]
[q /
news /
chive]
...Of Yesteryear
[spam] [b /
webm /
leftysoy /
giga /
bp /
test /
tttt /
suggest /
lgbt /
ptb /
nate /
dem /
raisin /
fit]
[tfp /
bunker /
jarty]
[soy2 /
tdh /
ss]