CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Woofles
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
Woofles
Woofles is a textbook pooner, complete with animation memes, vent art, grooming, and living near a George Floyd mural. Woofles has already been known on xitter for proclaiming to be a pedophile, as well as saying xhe wants to rape xer dog, but wasn't made known to the Sharty until the first /raid/ thread was made in 2025. After a failLARP that wasn't completed in time before xhe got deported evicted from xer home, failteen returns a year later with a /soy/ thread[1], swearing for gems to be found. Introducing to other teens the new operation, Operation Ϫ Hammer has been an ongoing investigation in which every single home nearing the eastern side of Milwaukee must be searched, hoping to geoGOD the new addy.
Currently as of May 14, 2026, you can find the current /soy/ 'read here.[2]
TWO GLOWNVKES AND ONE POLICENVKE SENT BY GIGAS
/raid/ thread
The first /raid/ thread, now lost to time, was made in summer of 2025, in which a nomad geoGOD quickly got the 'ox in mere hours due to dogshit OPSEC. Then the eviction happened, and information started getting sparse.
/soy/ thread
Proudly proclaiming the commencement of Operation Ϫ Hammer, ze plvn was described as follows:
- >Just like how both Ian Danskin (InnuendoStudios) and Jonathan Jolly got ‘oxed and ‘aped last year, we will brute force geoGOD our way to find xer house, and by that we check every house in Milwaukee. We will divide Milwaukee into different zones so each soyARYAN can distribute the effort. If for whatever reason the house isn’t found, we’ll keep extending the search radius in incraments until we eventually find it. We’ve done this with Ian Danskin and Jonathan Jolly before, and we’ll do it again.
So the thread continued hours on, with swathes of the Milwaukee area being checked and BLACKED out, countless .kml files traded, and a couple Google Earth crashes, the teens in the thread are now claiming that xhey are close to it. The second and current thread is currently much of the same. With this being said, the teens are now asking (YOU) to help with the cause on the /soy/ thread.
HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED
Incomplete Dox
Social Media Accounts
- Aliases: afterpawty, awesomebabyfur, bitterascent, darkebaby, dethkhaos, foreverfriend, gaburger, hatefluff, kindlecare, kindlecritter, planetspinch, rollofstickers, sparklecaringclub, sparklyfur, transagecornelius, uwukingg6623, wooflecopter, woofles, wooflest, wooflewoof, woofoldstrawpage, zany kindleheart, zigzagzany
- Name: Salem Peterson[Salem could be a troon name, Peterson is real tho as seen by family members]
- Estimated Age: August 16, 2006 (20 years old)
- Sex:
- Address: 1359 S 57th St, West Allis, WI 53214, США
- Previous Address(es): 2438 N Cramper St, Milwaukee, WI 53221
- Location: 1359 S 57th St, West Allis, WI
- Nationality: Unknown
- Email(s):
- tunamilk6969@gmail.com
- Phono(s): No associated phone numbers
Auxiliary Information
Father's facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jesse.peterson2
Sister's facebook: https://www.facebook.com/aaliyah.peterson.167
