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The current logo of Google.

Google, or Jewgle, whose parent company is Alphabet, is one of the most satanic and Jewish companies in the planet. They are heavily tied to the FBI and CIA, and probably run psyops and extreme datamining operations through their search engine and related services. They own (((Google))) (the search engine), Google Chrome (which is their browser, which blocks ad blocking), and YouTube. They are complicit with paedophilia and early porn introduction which is literally everywhere on YouTube. They also created Google vignettes.

Just like Microsoft, they control everything and engage in extreme datamining and are gradually making technology worse and worse for everyone. And just like Microsoft and Apple, Google is extremely jeeted and fills everything they own with smelly Indian slop or bloat. They also shill AI and other shit nophono cares about to annoy everyone.

They created Chrome OS, which is built on Gentoo Linux, but strips all the privacy away from you. Android, which is an operating system for mobile devices, is built on Linux but uses an obscene amount bloat and spyware. They also moved from Java (which is aryan btw) to a sloplang called Kotlin. They also created the Go programming language, which is a slop memelang for hordes of low-IQ pajeets to be able to learn in a day due to being an intern tard wrangling language. Chrome OS Is known to be as one of the worst operating systems out there, Chrome OS is usually put on shitty plastic laptops which are known as Chromebooks.

Google products

Google search

What most people think of when they hear "Google". It's dogshit now, but I can guarantee you that not even Nophono is using any of the alternatives.

YouTube

Needs no introduction.

Google Chrome

A popular and heavily bloated browser that datamines you, but is marginally better than whatever bullshit Microsoft pre-installs for you, so most people use it. You VILL switch browsers if you're still using it.

Google Docs

Google Docs is primarily used by dramafags to share how literally who #3453 on your self-harm discord is ACKSHULLY a problematic diddyblud. Using Python programs like xueledoc, you can grab the Gmail address and Google ID of a document's creator, which is often key information within the realm of doxing.