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Talk:Seventh Soysurgency

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we js making shit up now?

bro it didnt even start yet Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 19:25, 28 July 2026 (UTC)

cousin😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 AwardedAccountAward (talk) 19:28, 28 July 2026 (UTC)

give it some time, something might come of this, then again nothing ever happens

Nothing ever happens if you dont make it happen TheCatalan1977 (talk) 10:56, 29 July 2026 (UTC)

Schedule for deletion

total waste of hard drive space -Paranoid (talk) 11:17, 29 July 2026 (UTC)

Deleting this will only make you all more suspicious. Anything to hide? TheCatalan1977 (talk) 13:16, 29 July 2026 (UTC)
TRANSLATION OF WHAT PARANOID IS SAYING: >QY VEY! HQVV DARE YOU GQYIM KNQVV! THIS PAGE DQESN'T NEED TO EXIST! QVIT NQTICING! -- Ranch (Talk) 13:19, 29 July 2026 (UTC)
Ponuts lover stop. Kazakh soy (talk) 13:27, 29 July 2026 (UTC)

^zoonigger above me (talk)

Shit Article

I Looked At This Article Half A Day Ago And Thought It Was A Stretch, I Look At It Now And It's All Shitty Hallucinations That Are Tied Together To Prop Up A Seventh Soysurgency Article For No Fucking Reason... Other Than To Be Le Heckin Soys At War!!!

Nothing In This Article Has Any Relevance To Any Other Topic In This Page, They're All Loose Events That Have Deliberately Been Written To Make It Seem Like They're All Connected And All Happened After One Another (With No Sources To Back These Claims Up BTW)

Fucking AIDS Hunky Article Can We Blank This Shit Already JFC Just Merge This Shit To History Pages Or Happenings Or Whatever, This Is Just A Huge Fuck Off Hallucination That Some Hunky Keeps Dreaming Of --Funnybenny18 (talk) 14:40, 29 July 2026 (UTC)

wordswordswords AwardedAccountAward (talk) 14:57, 29 July 2026 (UTC)
Old Boy Said Wordswordswords On The Wordswordswords Soyjack Website Ain't No Way Bruh 💀💀💀💀💀💀 --Funnybenny18 (talk) 15:00, 29 July 2026 (UTC)
saying wordswordswords on the wordswordswords transphobic wojack website
AwardedAccountAward (talk) 15:03, 29 July 2026 (UTC)
I Do This And You Don't... So Who Actually Wins In The End {{e|smug}} --Funnybenny18 (talk) 15:06, 29 July 2026 (UTC)

Meds and BBC required for author

Not sure why I'm being listed on the "pro Furcord" side when all I did was shitfling with the owner of Furcord. The citation of my thread is included in the article, which leads me to believe the author is either ESL with an incredibly poor grasp of the English language, incredibly stupid, or a combination of both. Not exactly sure how one can list MP as being "anti Furcord" when he was literally the owner of it. Can someone explain this to me please? Dove (talk) 16:39, 29 July 2026 (UTC)

Need snopes for swinny involvement

If it's true, we need to cite it please TheCatalan1977 (talk) 17:02, 29 July 2026 (UTC)

Units

More information about them since there are more users involved in this conflict. Kazakh soy (talk) 18:05, 29 July 2026 (UTC)


SNCA

None of this is happening, it is all SNCA. --MymyWABAG (talk) 00:37, 30 July 2026 (UTC)

Literal who, zartypedo und GuPfag above me^ Kazakh soy (talk) 05:31, 30 July 2026 (UTC)

just shut it down

The frogposters were right Gzard (talk) 16:56, 30 July 2026 (UTC)

Another """fun""" experiment from mustard to drive user engagement and boost PPH... Genuinely sickening. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 17:25, 30 July 2026 (UTC)
I’m so sick of this shit... Can we just make the Admin 6 page a redirect to Mustard already... -- Ranch (Talk) 17:28, 30 July 2026 (UTC)

nothing ever happens

nothing ever happens Contributor (talk) 19:40, 30 July 2026 (UTC)

That is your opinion, which doesn't qualify as a tip with bold red text at the front of the page. Rickert (talk) 19:55, 30 July 2026 (UTC)
this entire page is opinionated i don't think that matters Contributor (talk) 19:56, 30 July 2026 (UTC)
And how does that excuse you? Edit the page for a more neutral, factual point of view, then. I don't think the entire page is opinionated, its not even close. Rickert (talk) 19:59, 30 July 2026 (UTC)

Commanders and Users

When adding someone, try to add a reference or note (if they are noteworthy enough) for more info & clarity. {{e|informative}}

FENIRINIS WILL BE SACRIFICED TO ALLAH

YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE

Move the "Soyvil War 5" article to this one, and return it to how it was previously before MP unlocked it

The events transpiring are basically the same as the last soysurgency, and nowhere near as disruptive as the last soyvil war

>Cobblestone Protected "Soyvil War 5": Unlock this when something happens. Make sure something REALLY happened. Good luck.

--Funnybenny18 (talk) 15:46, 31 July 2026 (UTC)

i talk but nobody listens Cobblestone (talk) 15:51, 31 July 2026 (UTC)
there is a reason for that nigger Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 15:55, 31 July 2026 (UTC)

marge

Everyone calls it the fifth soyvil war, regardless of whether or not it qualifies as one, thats the consensus. Why is this being moved back here without discussion Rickert (talk) 02:15, 5 August 2026 (UTC)

there were multiple people saying to move it to this page in the talkpage and they got ignored though Cobblestone (talk) 02:18, 5 August 2026 (UTC)
so because 2 people said to move this article to "Seventh Soysurgency" you're just going to move it and not count the rest of the soysphere? cobble you aren't a jannie anymore btw QolaTypeShit (talk) 02:28, 5 August 2026 (UTC)
Doesn't change the fact the community preferred to call it "Fifth Soyvil War" instead of "Seventh Soysurgency". See this. Also, see this. There was no new recent discussion that was "ignored". Changing the title of the page now is too disruptive. Rickert (talk) 02:24, 5 August 2026 (UTC)
it's called that because the mods ignored the people saying to move it and kept it on "Soyvil War 5" {{e|jsid}} chicken and egg scenario Cobblestone (talk) 02:25, 5 August 2026 (UTC)
i also dont need to bring up how this isnt a soyvil war by any measure, soyvil wars involve multiple site administrations and admins and different parties all trying to dox each other and ddos each other, this is just some /soy/ spam that died out in a week. Cobblestone (talk) 02:27, 5 August 2026 (UTC)
I agree it doesn't meet the standard, but the community consensus on the name is Fifth Soyvil War. And nobody was recently ignored either, if they refused to respond and discuss further, that's on them. And who exactly was ignored recently? G-man and I responded to the last discussion on the talk page. The name is solidified in the Booru. Why cause inconsistency? Rickert (talk) 02:31, 5 August 2026 (UTC)
so basically you admit that it's not a soyvil war but you want to keep it on the old name, because... just because? changing things for the better starts now, it was called Soyvil War 5 because no one bothered to move it, and if you just move it again to the more accurate name people will call it the Seventh Soysurgency, we will also want to save soyvil war 5 for when something actually happens. Cobblestone (talk) 02:33, 5 August 2026 (UTC)
Because that's consensus, not my opinion. Regardless of whether it's technically correct or not, Wikis don't get to decide the facts first, if the community, in this case specifically Booru users, decide to switch to "Seventh Soysurgency" then we can reflect that change. Since when was this place establishing the narrative? If you wanna rewrite the page, go ahead, but at least make sure to mention the name problem so everyone understands why we suddenly decided to switch up the name. Rickert (talk) 02:41, 5 August 2026 (UTC)
jannies already established narrative here by not moving the page when people asked though, this is just reverting that {{e|neutral}}. either way i wrote a section about some people referring to this as "Soyvil War 5" in the intro for you, along with my other page improvements, thoughts? Cobblestone (talk) 02:47, 5 August 2026 (UTC)
i also want to rewrite this page and make it less dogshit so wait for that first please, im on it. Cobblestone (talk) 02:29, 5 August 2026 (UTC)

Why was this moved

'Everyone calls its a soyvil war. A large amount of soyteens were banned The PPH is significantly lower

Cobblestone is a faggot who leaks when xhir le hecking wiki isnt perfect. Rape quote

Rape Mustard

Rape Cobblestone

FUCK NIGGERSSSS'