CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.

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User:Gzard

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2000 EDITS AWARD
i look like this

Info about me on the 'sphere

  1. u am dyslzix and edit thisi wiki.
  2. I found about the soysphere from the January 22 incident , I used to lurk at SPVA for some time but I've quickly switched to lurking the 'party, 'ru and the 'ki. I started to edit the 'ki since the january 23 of '26.
  3. I hate ugly page sources and useless nigger links.
  4. I don't like booru's culture of shitflinging and attentionwhoring.
  5. I'm bad at css and html.
  6. I was initially for the Gradingcaust, but looking back I think it was the wrong move. Five minutes on SNCApedia made me realize how fun those quality headers were.
  7. I used to be a linker, and I might have been the reason why this article was created.
  8. I use the visual editor from time to time.
  9. I go by the same name on IRC (I'm not very active there) and I don't use any other soysphere sites.

Info about me IRL

  1. I sail from the British isles.
    1. I HATE that this mediawiki instance uses the American spellchecker.
  2. My GPA is 3.5.
  3. I want to move to the America. I have classmates who moved to Texas from Scotland.
  4. I am interested in fitness, and in fact, my very first edits were for the Exercise article.
  5. I use Mint BTW.
  6. I don't have friends outside the wiki.
  7. I have a dog.
  8. I love suburbs.
  9. I own a ThinkPad t480
  10. I major in Mechanical Engineering[a]

Pages that I've made

  1. Soyjak Wiki:Userpage rape
  2. Soyjak Wiki:Undo the Gradingcaust
  3. Dyslexia
  4. P (programming language)
  5. Kanye West (Ye perspective)
  6. /bpa/
  7. SNCA:Rap
  8. SNCA:Cock,li
  9. SNCA:Vim

Templates that I've made

  1. {{UserAttentionWhore}}
  2. {{UserSplintercuck}}
  3. {{UserGigaposter}}
  4. {{UserFrogposter}}
  5. {{UserLibertarian}}

Pages that I've gemmedup

  1. Exercise
  2. Skibidi Toilet
  3. SNCA:Airplanes
  4. Obesity
  5. SNCA:Ship
  6. Rope
  7. Mulletjak
  8. Veganism
  9. Shedtwt
  10. SNCA:SCP Foundation
  11. Minecraft
  12. SNCA:Chromebook
  13. Troonslop
  14. Very Best Friends
  15. SNCA:Ubuntu
  16. Trannies#Things_that_trannies_like/dislikea section though
  17. SNCA:DVloper
  18. Niggers
  19. Soyjak Wiki:Template/Deleted templates - shrunk the page from 120,000 bytes to 30,000 award
  20. SNCA:Car

Barnstars

The Chud Barnstargetting banned 2 times AwardedAccountAward (talk) 14:43, 12 May 2026 (UTC)
The Chad Barnstar for shitting on north on his talk page — Preceding unsigned comment added by NorthClittyLeakageArchive (talkcontribs)
The Wholesome BarnstarFor standing up for oppressed anti furfags and contributing to the quality of the articles he edits. Thank you. TheCatalan1977 (talk) 09:16, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

Notes

  1. Just like my heckin Sam Soolek!!!