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Sam Candles

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WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILEYou can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and ordering 'za to xis house
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This person is trans btw, if that matters
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 All fun out of the pool for newfag larp!
"today i'm gonna be showing you how to get free club peguin membership!!"


Likely face pic circa 2017 (top right)[xe kinda looks like epstein geg]
Current face pic from myfitnesspal (likely heavily edited or AI-generated)
endeman... like in minecwaft?

>I am a lolicon who's into cnc and inc-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Sam Candles, also known as CSAM candles, is a tranny who made a video essay on why censoring xer loli goonslop is heckin fascist or whatever[1]. Xe is a self-admitted pedophile, ageplayer, and incest fetishist.

Raids

The 'za has been ordered.

First raid

An 'ox thread was started on /raid/ on the night of July 26, 2026, but was somewhat dnb[2]. The 'ox was achieved in a /soy/ thread the following day, and a momNVKE was shortly deployed alongside the typical 'zas[3]. Afterward, soyteens started a short trolling campaign false-flagging as r/oneyplays against Sam Candles supporters on Bluesky, until everybody got bored and stopped.

Second raid

A second raid targeted Sam's stream on August 1. Soyteens would keep ordering 'za, but the delivery drivers kept crashing. The Soyim collective would start to leave the thread in mass, before getting a call from Eric, telling them that the 'za had been delivered and that Sam paid for it too geg[4]. A YouTuber named "Peepisawesome" made three videos on the whole situation earlier and got his comments spammed by links to the dox edit above, exposing hundreds of normgroids to this dox. The peepcord was also raided, but not much came of it. Xhe was signed up by a 'teen to multiple colleges with a shitty AI application about troon sex, which could've resulted in him being blacklisted.

Third Raid

A Third raid proceeded the following day, resulting in a total of four 'zas delivered.🗝️ Sadly, Sam's parents IRL-jannied the delivery drivers to prevent random breaks for getting some water. Despite this, a water break happened several hours in the stream, probably due to Sam's parents yelling at him[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]. Also, Sam's paypigs were also able to locate the source of the raid[5]

Post Stream

The following day, 'teens would discuss ways to commit TTD. They searched Sam's YouTube channel, finding a scratch account[6]. Afterward, a 'teen quickly converted the dox edit to a scratch project and sent it to Sam[7].

Fourth raid

Due to his tranny mods obviously lurking, soyteens started targeting his jannys and paypigs.

Fifth raid

Soyteens finished the last Jannie, and they moved onto Sam's paypigs.

Doxes

Sam candles

It's a party in the USA.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: samcandles, samcandlesyt, teamendermen, fluffyinu101, MewTheSmasher, MewSmasher, SecretAgentMeta, samanthauel, samuyeet, zacharyzse, candlesonfir3, Zachary E., candlehearts, samend13, nintylove, SamEndeman1, lil_sam_x, ninty-love, PluginFun, samcand
  • Legal Name: Sam Endeman
    • Birth name: Zachary Endeman
  • Date of Birth: December 28, 2002 (23 years old)
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: 128 Briarcliff Dr, Folsom, CA 95630
  • Nationality: Amerimutt
  • Ethnicity: Amerimutt
  • Email(s):
    • samcandlesyt@gmail.com
    • teamendermen@gmail.com
    • teamendeman@gmail.com
    • fluffyinu101@yahoo.com
  • Phono(s):
    • (916) 730-9664 - Xhe changed the number


Pichikeen

Janny & snitch for sam candles, also bitches about muh puritan.

Social Media Accounts

Carrd

Personal Information
  • Aliases: hedgienebula Pichikeen
  • Name: Allison Jowers.
  • Estimated Age: January 2000
  • Address: 29033 Donaldson Rd Opp, Alabama 36467
  • Nationality: Amerimutt
  • Email(s): hedgienebula@gmail.com
  • Phono(s): (334) 475-1085


DizzyDaisy909

Janny for Sam Candles, obsessed with emulators. Poor, begs for money on BlueSky.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: Dizzy909, wiiug, GabeNewell1337 GN1337YT
  • Name: Daniel Edward Smith
  • Date of Birth: February 2004 (22 years old)
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address:
    • Previous Address(es): 141 Green Acres Rd Mount Sterling, Kentucky 40353
  • Nationality: Amerimutt
  • Email(s):
    • wiiugamer7@gmail.com
  • Phono(s):
    • +1 (***) ***-**22

Auxiliary Information

Dates another janny going by clamdove. Whilst going through his 'sky, teens found a picture of his ass and were blinded. No 'teens were harmed.

Picture of 'Daisy from his Bluesky
Picture of 'Daisy from his Bluesky

MxPokirby

Janny for Sam Candles. Seems obsessed with Mario 64.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: verasgaming9093, wsterge, Veras the Arch System
  • Name: William Stergiopoulos
  • Date of Birth: September 1, 1998 (27 years old)
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: 3504 Harmony Ln Charlestown, IN 47111
  • Nationality: Amerimutt
  • Email(s): Wsterge@gmail.com
  • Phono(s):
    • +1 (513) 834-7242 - Voip


Amyntaranta

Janny for Sam Candles. He has W opsec, therefore this 'ox is incomplete.

Seems to use an abbreviation of his legal name as a username everywhere (even the '621).

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: Amaranta Mauez, Amaranta Lamblea, amyntaranta
  • Name: Amaranta Mauez
  • Date of Birth: Unknown
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: Unknown
  • Nationality: Unknown
  • Email(s):
    • amyntaranta@proton.me
    • amyntaranta@protonmail.com
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers

Auxiliary Information

Janny of r/anticontactpara, which argues for zoophile and pedophile acceptance.

ClamDove

Janny for Sam Candles. He dates DizzyDaisy909.

This 'ox is incomplete, and was made by nuswas geg .

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: Muulak, emily, clamdove
  • Name: Unknown.
  • Date of Birth: January 28, 2006 (20 years old)
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: Unknown
  • Location: St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada
  • Nationality: Canuck
  • Email(s):
    • Clamdove@gmail.com
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers

Auxiliary Information

opsecGOD uses the same name for everything

BrutalityBunny

Paypig for Sam Candles. Xe pays for Sam's ko-fi.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: Ruby,brutalitybunny,bunny,Ruby McAlister
  • Name: Ruby McAlister
  • Date of Birth: April 27, 2000 (26 years old)
  • Sex: Female Female
  • Address: 1875 Overlook Dr, Springfield, OH 45504
  • Nationality: Amerimutt
  • Email(s):
    • fire577@gmail.com
  • Phono(s):
    • +1 (414) 614-3663

Auxiliary Information

Political Affiliation: Democrat

CitrusHomie

Another paypig for Sam Candles. is a polACK GEEEG(totally not written by hohol hands). is an aussie.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: citrushomie, citrus
  • Name: Unknown
  • Estimated Age: 28 years old As of August 5th, 2026
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: Unknown
  • Location: Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia
  • Nationality: Aussie
  • Ethnicity: Afro-Latin
  • Email(s):
    • citrushomie@gmail.com
    • citrushomie@proton.me
    • citrushomie@proton.mail
  • Phono(s): No associated phone numbers


Thread 'chives

Gallery

  • pea dough media is facis-AAAAACK!
    pea dough media is facis-AAAAACK!
  • Gemmy 'ox
  • the scratch ox edit
  • Illustration of Sam Candles, made around the 2-3 thread.
    Illustration of Sam Candles, made around the 2-3 thread.
  • The same Illustration, but Gemmyni glitched.
    The same Illustration, but Gemmyni glitched.
  • Alternative version of the Scratch 'ox, made by me. It divides the video into 10 gifs, and plays them one by one.

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gP2NuE9PlL8
  2. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-2240-31/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/298231.html
  3. ↑ https://archive.ph/Musm0
  4. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0802-1012-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16890472.html https://ghostarchive.org/archive/0Amva
  5. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0803-1051-59/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16897388.html. https://megalodon.jp/2026-0803-1909-46/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16907112.html
  6. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0804-0302-03/https://scratch.mit.edu:443/users/samcandles/
  7. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0802-1012-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16890472.htmlhttps://ghostarchive.org/archive/0Amva
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