Admin Σ

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BOIIIIIII THIS PAGE IS LITERALLY ABOUT THE PHONK GQD. VRO THAT'S SO TUFF 🍷🗿ONLY IN OHIO
OOOOOOOOOOY THIS PAGE HAS TOO MUCH AURA S̵̡̢̧̛͓̫͉͖̹̳̣̫̠̱̲͖͇͊͆͂̈́̃̾͛͊͆́͊̒͝ͅO̷̡̼͙̦̣̥͌͊̆̊̊̑̽͐̄̈́̔̀̈̿M̷̨̨͖̝̙͉͉̜̓̍̈́̏̆͋̑̒͐̐̈́̿́̀̐͝É̶̛͚̰̺̟̺̻͓͕̤̆͛̀̊̀̍̎̑́̈́͒̚͜͝B̸̫͎̲̗́̑̈͜͝Ǫ̶̡̣̱̫̜̤̭̣͓͈̥͖̺͇̠̠̀͋͛͂̚D̷̩̙̰̒̎̄̊̿͐͒̆͛̂̇͂͝Ÿ̶͓̥̯̩̥̗͔͔̣̹̰͉͎̱̙́̈́́̕ ̶̧̤͖͎̣̳̖̬̯̼͉̊̍̅͊̋̏̔̿͋͆̄̂̈́̄͆̚̚H̵̡͕̱̙̗͚̙̓̋͋͆̉̇͌͂̽̅̎E̴͉̟͈̓̐̌Ļ̷̨̢̲̼͍͉͖̣̜͒̃͑̓̔̌́͒͘P̸̛͕͔̩̝̓̉̿̈́͌̽̕͠
This page is a topaz.
BOIIIIIIIIII THE KING HIMSELF!!!!!!!! MANGO MANGO MANGO
Admin Σ, Admin Mango or Admin Phonk is the prophesied ninth administrator of the 'party. He will take over in the year 2067 💀💀💀, thus replacing Admin 8, a.k.a. the Octoadmin, by disintegrating him using his aura + jamaican smile + winter arc + noradrenaline + shadow boxing VRO THIS IS SO FRICKIN' TUFF explanation in comments 💀.

History

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Nothing is known about where Admin Σ came from, but it is believed that he came from India, breaking Indian IP range bans using only his aura 💀. He will be the first Indian admin of Sharty, but he probably won’t flood the boards with poopoo because... because he won’t, okay????!!!!!!! Evendoe his aura is too tuff for showers 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀. Admin Σ is theorized to be Admin Ϫ's long lost brother, and they both share motives to save the 'arty.

Things he will doe will do do

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Vro, as prophesied by the prophet Mangus Skibidis, Admin Σ will begin the most TUFF ERA IN SHARTY HISTORY 💀🍷🗿. The website will be renamed to tuffjaks.mango, all boards will be about phonk, and all soyjaks will be replaced by phonkjaks and trollges. The site will have a completely new and polished all-black UI to farm aura 💀. The site will also play phonk while you’re browsing it. Froot will be re-hired as a janny for the site, and will be named "MANGO" to comply with Admin Σ's rules. The new boards will be:

/phonk/

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The main board focused on phonk 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

/skibidi/

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BOIIIIII a board just to discuss only the most aura moments of Skibidi Toilet this is so tuff 💀🗿🍷🥀

/mango/

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A board focused only on growing and ways to eat mango blvd I will eat them all because I have the most aura in my class 💀 explanation in comments 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

/aura/

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A board to post aura moments and clips of Ronaldo and IShowSpeed. Bro, the limits of aura have been ȩ̴͈̬̦̤̫͓̥͕̞͍͎̱͔͖͌̆͜x̷̻̪̠͙͒͋͒͒͛̌͑̈̈̄͑͂̈́͊̋͝c̵̰̭͙̔̓͒̉ę̷̫̗̩̤̱̖̭̳͛͒̆͋̚e̴̢͔͙̺̅̏̏͒͋̿̊̀͗̎͘͜d̸̲̞͇̹̯̥͙̏ë̷̡̧̧͈̲̼̗̤͕̘͚̱̙͇̞̮̰͔̯͙̂́͌̏̎̊̽d̵̺͍͔̊̏͑̐̉̈́̿̎̐̈̈͌͂̃͝.̶̛̝̙͔̫́͑̀͊̿̚̚͠͝ȩ̴͈̬̦̤̫͓̥͕̞͍͎̱͔͖͌̆͜x̷̻̪̠͙͒͋͒͒͛̌͑̈̈̄͑͂̈́͊̋͝c̵̰̭͙̔̓͒̉ę̷̫̗̩̤̱̖̭̳͛͒̆͋̚e̴̢͔͙̺̅̏̏͒͋̿̊̀͗̎͘͜d̸̲̞͇̹̯̥͙̏ë̷̡̧̧͈̲̼̗̤͕̘͚̱̙͇̞̮̰͔̯͙̂́͌̏̎̊̽d̵̺͍͔̊̏͑̐̉̈́̿̎̐̈̈͌͂̃͝.̶̛̝̙͔̫́͑̀͊̿̚̚͠͝ȩ̴͈̬̦̤̫͓̥͕̞͍͎̱͔͖͌̆͜x̷̻̪̠͙͒͋͒͒͛̌͑̈̈̄͑͂̈́͊̋͝c̵̰̭͙̔̓͒̉ę̷̫̗̩̤̱̖̭̳͛͒̆͋̚e̴̢͔͙̺̅̏̏͒͋̿̊̀͗̎͘͜d̸̲̞͇̹̯̥͙̏ë̷̡̧̧͈̲̼̗̤͕̘͚̱̙͇̞̮̰͔̯͙̂́͌̏̎̊̽d̵̺͍͔̊̏͑̐̉̈́̿̎̐̈̈͌͂̃͝.̶̛̝̙͔̫́͑̀͊̿̚̚͠͝ȩ̴͈̬̦̤̫͓̥͕̞͍͎̱͔͖͌̆͜x̷̻̪̠͙͒͋͒͒͛̌͑̈̈̄͑͂̈́͊̋͝c̵̰̭͙̔̓͒̉ę̷̫̗̩̤̱̖̭̳͛͒̆͋̚e̴̢͔͙̺̅̏̏͒͋̿̊̀͗̎͘͜d̸̲̞͇̹̯̥͙̏ë̷̡̧̧͈̲̼̗̤͕̘͚̱̙͇̞̮̰͔̯͙̂́͌̏̎̊̽d̵̺͍͔̊̏͑̐̉̈́̿̎̐̈̈͌͂̃͝.̶̛̝̙͔̫́͑̀͊̿̚̚͠͝

/sigma/

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A board to post respect moments 🗿 foids are FORBIDDEN.

/trollge/

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BOOOOIIIIII THIS BOARD IS FOR POSTING FORBIDDEN TROLLFACES 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

See also

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