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BOIIIIIII THIS PAGE IS LITERALLY ABOUT THE PHONK GQD. VRO THAT'S SO TUFF ENGLISH OR SPANISH BLUDTHOSE WHO KNOWMANGO MANGO MANGO ONLY IN OHIOWHAT IS THIS DIDDYBLUD DOING WITH THE CALCULATORMOMENT BEFORE DISASTEREXPLANATION IN COMMENTSI WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTIINDIA IS NOT FOR BEGINNERSMEANWHILE IN RUSSIA:MEANWHILE IN INDIA:COLDEST TROLLFACE 2025I'M THE COLDEST SIGMA MOMENTSIGMA MOMENT
OOOOOOOOOOY THIS PAGE HAS TOO MUCH AURA S̵̡̢̧̛͓̫͉͖̹̳̣̫̠̱̲͖͇͊͆͂̈́̃̾͛͊͆́͊̒͝ͅO̷̡̼͙̦̣̥͌͊̆̊̊̑̽͐̄̈́̔̀̈̿M̷̨̨͖̝̙͉͉̜̓̍̈́̏̆͋̑̒͐̐̈́̿́̀̐͝É̶̛͚̰̺̟̺̻͓͕̤̆͛̀̊̀̍̎̑́̈́͒̚͜͝B̸̫͎̲̗́̑̈͜͝Ǫ̶̡̣̱̫̜̤̭̣͓͈̥͖̺͇̠̠̀͋͛͂̚D̷̩̙̰̒̎̄̊̿͐͒̆͛̂̇͂͝Ÿ̶͓̥̯̩̥̗͔͔̣̹̰͉͎̱̙́̈́́̕ ̶̧̤͖͎̣̳̖̬̯̼͉̊̍̅͊̋̏̔̿͋͆̄̂̈́̄͆̚̚H̵̡͕̱̙̗͚̙̓̋͋͆̉̇͌͂̽̅̎E̴͉̟͈̓̐̌Ļ̷̨̢̲̼͍͉͖̣̜͒̃͑̓̔̌́͒͘P̸̛͕͔̩̝̓̉̿̈́͌̽̕͠
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BOIIIIIIIIII THE KING HIMSELF!!!!!!!! MANGO MANGO MANGO
Admin Σ, Admin Mango or Admin Phonk is the prophesied ninth administrator of the 'party. He will take over in the year 2067 💀💀💀, thus replacing Admin 8, a.k.a. the Octoadmin, by disintegrating him using his aura + jamaican smile + winter arc + noradrenaline + shadow boxing VRO THIS IS SO FRICKIN' TUFF explanation in comments 💀.

History[edit | edit source]

Nothing is known about where Admin Σ came from, but it is believed that he came from India, breaking Indian IP range bans using only his aura 💀. He will be the first Indian admin of Sharty, but he probably won’t flood the boards with poopoo because... because he won’t, okay????!!!!!!! Evendoe his aura is too tuff for showers 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀. Admin Σ is theorized to be Admin Ϫ's long lost brother, and they both share motives to save the 'arty.

Things he will doe will do do[edit | edit source]

Vro, as prophesied by the prophet Mangus Skibidis, Admin Σ will begin the most TUFF ERA IN SHARTY HISTORY 💀🍷🗿. The website will be renamed to tuffjaks.mango, all boards will be about phonk, and all soyjaks will be replaced by phonkjaks and trollges. The site will have a completely new and polished all-black UI to farm aura 💀. The site will also play phonk while you’re browsing it. Froot will be re-hired as a janny for the site, and will be named "MANGO" to comply with Admin Σ's rules. The new boards will be:

/phonk/[edit | edit source]

The main board focused on phonk 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

/skibidi/[edit | edit source]

BOIIIIII a board just to discuss only the most aura moments of Skibidi Toilet this is so tuff 💀🗿🍷🥀

/mango/[edit | edit source]

A board focused only on growing and ways to eat mango blvd I will eat them all because I have the most aura in my class 💀 explanation in comments 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

/aura/[edit | edit source]

A board to post aura moments and clips of Ronaldo and IShowSpeed. Bro, the limits of aura have been ȩ̴͈̬̦̤̫͓̥͕̞͍͎̱͔͖͌̆͜x̷̻̪̠͙͒͋͒͒͛̌͑̈̈̄͑͂̈́͊̋͝c̵̰̭͙̔̓͒̉ę̷̫̗̩̤̱̖̭̳͛͒̆͋̚e̴̢͔͙̺̅̏̏͒͋̿̊̀͗̎͘͜d̸̲̞͇̹̯̥͙̏ë̷̡̧̧͈̲̼̗̤͕̘͚̱̙͇̞̮̰͔̯͙̂́͌̏̎̊̽d̵̺͍͔̊̏͑̐̉̈́̿̎̐̈̈͌͂̃͝.̶̛̝̙͔̫́͑̀͊̿̚̚͠͝ȩ̴͈̬̦̤̫͓̥͕̞͍͎̱͔͖͌̆͜x̷̻̪̠͙͒͋͒͒͛̌͑̈̈̄͑͂̈́͊̋͝c̵̰̭͙̔̓͒̉ę̷̫̗̩̤̱̖̭̳͛͒̆͋̚e̴̢͔͙̺̅̏̏͒͋̿̊̀͗̎͘͜d̸̲̞͇̹̯̥͙̏ë̷̡̧̧͈̲̼̗̤͕̘͚̱̙͇̞̮̰͔̯͙̂́͌̏̎̊̽d̵̺͍͔̊̏͑̐̉̈́̿̎̐̈̈͌͂̃͝.̶̛̝̙͔̫́͑̀͊̿̚̚͠͝ȩ̴͈̬̦̤̫͓̥͕̞͍͎̱͔͖͌̆͜x̷̻̪̠͙͒͋͒͒͛̌͑̈̈̄͑͂̈́͊̋͝c̵̰̭͙̔̓͒̉ę̷̫̗̩̤̱̖̭̳͛͒̆͋̚e̴̢͔͙̺̅̏̏͒͋̿̊̀͗̎͘͜d̸̲̞͇̹̯̥͙̏ë̷̡̧̧͈̲̼̗̤͕̘͚̱̙͇̞̮̰͔̯͙̂́͌̏̎̊̽d̵̺͍͔̊̏͑̐̉̈́̿̎̐̈̈͌͂̃͝.̶̛̝̙͔̫́͑̀͊̿̚̚͠͝ȩ̴͈̬̦̤̫͓̥͕̞͍͎̱͔͖͌̆͜x̷̻̪̠͙͒͋͒͒͛̌͑̈̈̄͑͂̈́͊̋͝c̵̰̭͙̔̓͒̉ę̷̫̗̩̤̱̖̭̳͛͒̆͋̚e̴̢͔͙̺̅̏̏͒͋̿̊̀͗̎͘͜d̸̲̞͇̹̯̥͙̏ë̷̡̧̧͈̲̼̗̤͕̘͚̱̙͇̞̮̰͔̯͙̂́͌̏̎̊̽d̵̺͍͔̊̏͑̐̉̈́̿̎̐̈̈͌͂̃͝.̶̛̝̙͔̫́͑̀͊̿̚̚͠͝

/sigma/[edit | edit source]

A board to post respect moments 🗿 foids are FORBIDDEN.

/trollge/[edit | edit source]

BOOOOIIIIII THIS BOARD IS FOR POSTING FORBIDDEN TROLLFACES 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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