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Phonkson

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Phonkson is a recently created Soyjak subvariant based on Cobson and being merged with a demonic troll face.

History[edit | edit source]

Phonkson was created in a soyjak.party /r/ thread on November 1, 2025 by a Soyteen asking other 'teens if Cobson could be merged with a demonic green troll face, and coming up with his catchphrase in the same thread being >NIGGER WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT PHONK BOI[1].

After a few minutes of the thread being bumped and waiting, a Soyteen completed the merge with Cobson, posting the image in the thread and made 2 versions of the variant, one with text and without text. Other 'teens responded saying the variant was a gem, and the variant got named Phonkson after another 'teen came up with a name. And so the variant was born.

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