Phonkson

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Phonkson is a DEAD VARIANTThis soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month.
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Phonkson 🗿🍷 is a tuff ahh Soyjak subvariant of Cobson being merged with noradrenaline Trollge blud 💀💀.

EXPLANATION IN COMMENTS 👇🏾👇🏾

Phonkson 🗿🍷 was created in a soyjak.party /r/ thread on November 1, 2025 by a sigma 'teen asking other sigma bluds with aura if Cobson could be merged with a demonic green troll face, and coming up with his catchphrase in the same thread being >NIGGER WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT PHONK BOI. AURA +100💀

After a few minutes of the thread being bumped and waiting, a sigma 🗿🍷 completed the merge with Cobson, posting the image in the thread and made 2 versions of the variant, one with text and without text 💀. Other sigmas responded saying the variant was tuff, and the variant got named Phonkson 🗿🍷 after another blud came up with a name 💀. And so ts tuff ahh variant was born. 🗿🍷

THOSE WHO KNOW 💀

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