SNCA:Shower

SAAR! This is litterally our most big fear aur kuchh nahinDon't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.

Why yes, every Gigachad showersHow could you tell?

This page is a gem.

>shower is for obsessed brimstone o algo BRAAAAAAP

Be careful not to let the soap go into your eyes.

A shower is an optional activity where a person take bathes under a spray of water. It is best known for being used to clean yourself, and is sometimes used by 'teens as well as all normal people. It is commonly done every day to every other day, unless you're a Jeet.^{[ev&oe jeets commonly shower in cow urine and dung]}

It is required to have water and soap for you to take a shower, though the water must be clean in order for (You) to successfully take a shower and must not be from some polluted shithole like India because it will be contaminated with excrement and garbage. You should also use shampoo to remove dirt and oils from your hair (assuming that you still have hair) and conditioner to give your hair a smooth texture and silky sheen.

How to take a shower

1. Take off your clothes and accessories and enter the shower.
2. Thoroughly wet your body with warm water.
3. Lather your body with soap, then rinse. Repeat until all visible grime is removed. (Be sure to pay extra attention to smelly areas of your body, such as your armpits, your gooch, your ass, and your foreskin)
4. Apply shampoo to your hair and let sit for 2 minutes, then rinse.
5. Apply conditioner to your hair and let sit for 2 minutes, then rinse.
6. Dry yourself with a towel.

(You) after having successfully taken a shower.

Congratulations! (You) should now be clean. Now go out into society and be a normal decent human being, CHUD.

People who take showers

• Me
• Aryans
• Gigachad
• Cobson
• Nate (probably)

People who don't take showers

• Trannies
• Faggots
• Niggers
• Jeets, obviously
• Jews
• Jartycucks
• Shemmycucks
• Depressed people
• You
• Zoophiles
• Asmongold
• Pedophiles
• Gooners
• Alicia
• Soyboys
• Euromutts
• Mudslimes
• Asians (and likewise Latinx)
• Chuds
• Incels
• People who received the vaccine or something

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