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Shower

A shower is a place where a person take bathes under a spray of warm water. It is best known for being used to clean yourself, and is commonly used by 'teens as well as all normal people, it is commonly done every day to every other day, unless you're a Jeet.[ev&oe jeets commonly shower in cow urine and dung]
It is required to have water and soap for you to shower, though the water must not be from India saar and be clean. You should also use shampoo and conditioner for your hair to not be oily. (If you still have hair)
How to take a shower[edit | edit source]
- Take off your clothes and accessories and enter the shower.
- Thoroughly wet your body with warm water.
- Lather your body with soap, then rinse. Repeat until all visible grime is removed. (Be sure to pay extra attention to smelly areas of your body, such as your armpits, your gooch, your ass, and your foreskin)
- Apply shampoo to your hair and let sit for 2 minutes, then rinse.
- Apply conditioner to your hair and let sit for 2 minutes, then rinse.
- Dry yourself with a towel.

Congratulations! (You) should now be clean. Now go out into society and be a normal decent human being, CHUD.
People who take showers[edit | edit source]
People who don't take showers[edit | edit source]
- Trannies
- Faggots
- Niggers
- Jeets
- Jews
- Jartycucks
- Shemmycucks
- You
- Zoophiles
- Pedophiles
- Gooners
- Alicia
- Soyboys
- Euromutts
- Asians
- Chuds
- Fish
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