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The Final Day of The Sharty

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WARNING: The final day of the Sharty is FUNDED BY THE CIA, (((ELITES))), AND SATANIC NEW WORLD ORDER
"will you spend this winter driving me insane"
ALERT: HEAVENS TO SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY WHAT IN THE PITS OF NIGGERHELL
'ZA WON'T HELP, NOTHING WILL. ONLY GOD CAN DESTROY THIS ULTRA SUPREME TRANNY PEDOPHILE NIGGER

Pedo-meter: 6000000

David Beluvenelburg is (((Jewish))).
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Blossom
Admin 7
The Sharty's final admin.
Aka. David Beluvenelburg.
Occupation(s)The Sharty's final admin and destroyer.
Best known forbeing a 'p loving nigger who enjoys brimstone from niggerhell
IAS?Probably

The final day of the sharty, refers to a ჭ class extinction event caused by a fatal collective conscious level mass-manipulation. Resulting from a malicious, destructive administration that aimed to create disarray and the infinite and unending destruction within the Soy-sphere succeeding in doing so by creating brainwashing on a level that was never even imagined, utilizing info hazards and mind manipulation to shift the purity spiral into their own bidding, this tale was found hidden in a dossier, after a large scale leak occurred on many different websites on the internet, detailing the level of interest a certain government agency possess over them and whether or not they were honeypots.

CLASSIFIED DOSSIER DESIGNATED, 3X∃Ϫ[edit | edit source]

AN INTANGIBLE BLACK SUN COVERS THE EARTH, THEY SHALL MEET THEIR FATE THROUGH HIS OWN HANDS.

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At around 2026 I was already a 'teen for around 3 years. Before our main antagonist "blossom" enters as a candidate in the presidential soylection, which were held every now and then at this point in the future, the elections depended on who was the most active, and who listened and did the best for the community, surprisingly before all of this, blossom was your average moderator, who did small favors in helping in false bans and other nuisances. He joined vcs, spoke with people, and gained trust and therefore NIGGERCATTLE (with a capital N) voted for Blossom soon as he began promising to "make a coal free soyciety" and prosperity to our boards, to finally give us what we all want, a name for ourselves. Ill tell you why this was more than just a lie, but a multi-faceted plan to manipulate everyone and everything.

1 month into his reign set to be 1 year long.[edit | edit source]

Blossom first part of his plan, is to trick all of us with red herrings. He created a policy on the 'ru for "no coal allowed", which was extremely vague, instead of straightforward rules which one can at least understand what's permitted to post or otherwise not. While previously it was more of a cultural thing rather than an actual enforced rule, blossom somehow made it into a regulation.

People on /soy/ cheered in sight of this rule. And about a day later. It was also added into the sharty.

This could be seen as a win. Nothing exactly "changes" right?[edit | edit source]

Wrong. Because the idea of a gem is somewhat subjective, but again a gem is a highly quality post, usually using well traced soyjaks, well drawn variants or raids/doxxes that are extremely successful in creating a positive effect on the internet, with no weird nuisances or shady origins. About 3 weeks later. The 'teens on /soy/ wanted ONLY what they considered gems, using mediators, the soyteens began to choose which variants and which sub-set of NAS is to be allowed. Zellig, FPE and almost all non sharty content was banned, while the other boards spammed what they thought were gems which were only specific to themselves, /pol/ spammed weird giga AI nuvariants, while soy was an amalgamation of soyjaks and new variants since all other outsourced media was banned. People began to think this rule is actually somehow straightforward and successful and increasing activity and high quality OCs. So blossom made sure to add a little nuance to the rule, adding or removing new variants created, depending on their origins or what they represent.

I think you can see why this is a problem. Only creating IAS variants gave much of the population something called jakking fatigue, people got tired of recycling variants, as many of the old rubies and gemeralds faded into obscurity and many of the new ones were doomed to get recycled through massive use, this constant recycling and creation of jaks resulted in only coal eventually being created with nothing circumventing it, every newer variant had a weird 'cord inside joke inserted or was simply came from coally media, like a variant created by tracing one of vivziepop's characters. People started to get bored of jakking in general, and put much less effort into it.

Even novel activities started to get repetitive and boring, raids & doxes started to become similar and often a carbon copy, with many SNCAs and even innocent people being randomly doxxed. Usually it consisted of some nobaldi boring altchans getting raided and the same boring jackbox streamers along with the same boring tranny 'ox. 7 months into blossoms reign, people began to avoid large scale activities in fear of creating new immigrants, things like the soyset were shamed for inviting new people to the website, this is something to do with the purity spiral, which the Blossom's cabal manipulated to its fullest extent, but that's a different story . 'Teens became uncaring for the the iron being produced, cobson, imp and other jaks were turned to carbon because people became desensitized to them. And some niggers on the many different splinters, including the nujarty, which was at the time a newly formed splinter, larger and stronger than ever started to notice a strange increase in embedded 'p on jaks. Seeing specifically skibidi cobson edits having embedded 'p into them. The jannies surprisingly did nothing to circumvent this, but sometimes they did, albeit when it was visible and clear to the other users, it felt like something weird was seeping through our moderation team and all of a sudden people were even banned for reporting small scale 'p spam, which even though was eventually deleted, many of the people helping in urgent reports were banned forever, which was a shock to everyone, many 'teens thought this was a mistake, maybe even a slight clitty leakage, but it was part of their bigger plan. It seems that gemeralds degraded to gems, and gems degraded to iron.

The jarty mocked our site's inability to properly combat the 'p spam they were causing. Xey even admitted to not only being the ones to embed 'p, but in reality theorized multiple lone actors were responsible for it. Seeing much of the reaction of the jannies, the jarty, began to subtly create theorize that the people responsible for this were the jannies themselves, they were attempting to drive us apathetic and uncaring to all of this. People dismissed it as mere maniacal thinking, as opinion of blossom was still much neutral albeit leaning towards a positive side.

But, what the jarty was hypothesizing and theorizing about was exactly the cause of the 'p embedding. I'm going to skip a bit further into our timeline, because whatever happened in these 7 months didn't matter, it was a slow heat death that eventually created a massive chain reaction when the userbase's boredom reached critical mass .

I tried and I tried over and over again, to tell blossom to do something about the state of his website, and all he did was either competely ignore my demands or give 1 sentence replies, usually involving something like calling me a faggot and saying I do his bidding for free. He then stripped me away from my moderator position, leaving me to quit the website, and when I came back things were much worse.

8 months into blossoms reign.[edit | edit source]

The sharty was in its lowest, and most decaying form, PPH reached the lowest it has ever been since froots reign, averaging a mere 350 PPH on /soy/ on 'mutt hours while every other board was only around 5-6 PPH. For a second, the site looked like fragile glass, that was beginning to shatter under the weight of it all. there was a significant increase in low quality posts, things like zillyjaks, horribly made and sexually suggestive adventure threads, soyjak porn threads on the 'log, even Jartycuck soylitacuck pedo'p. They were getting more noticable and abundant every day. The jannies were persistent in deleting some of it, but many of the popular megathreads were kept there. Over the period of 7 months, these occurrence began to intensify, from them being instantly deleted, to then a larger time gap passing between their posts and their deletion, to then the complete negligence of the jannies to actually get rid of them, that however depended and how hard they broke site rules.

This is where things began to take a horrible turn. The janny team went radio silent, and the IRC was subsequently deleted and barred from ever existing again, contact with janitors and moderators was removed essentially and no one outside of their circle was to be allowed inside. The urgent report feature was removed. Blossom claimed that the urgent report feature was driving the jannies mad, he said they couldn't handle it, especially with their new policy, he also complained that the IRC was a 'cord, and by deleting hes doing us a massive favor, by protecting us from organized bait and brimstone spam.

People, including 'teens and undercover jartycucks started to test the limits, some opting going to /raid/ and beginning to pray on innocent people, unrelated to trannies or pedophiles .While some starting writing grotesquely detailed NAS fanfictions about a 9 year old getting raped and killed while people unironically geg'd over the fanfiction, calling it the highest form of gem that will save the sharty, and of course the janny team, was slowing down on getting rid of it.

Common sense was becoming a myth on the site, shimmers of reality went through 'teens skulls. Being completely brainrotted and desensitized to ANYTHING relating to morals. DNB, BMT and other forms of animal torture were somehow allowed on /pol/ the most gruesome part of the sharty where gore today is allowed. The jannies used subjectivists argument at the time to justify it, saying that humans were essentially animals. Blossom's right handman, Poppy, was responsible for defending and helping him foster up arguments against soyteens complaining.

And the worst part about it all? 'teens were basically falling into their very own personal hell subconsciously. becoming the very thing they laughed and 'jakked about in big 2024. a pedophile, an FNF pedo to be exact.

9 months into blossoms reign.[edit | edit source]

Indulgence, creates OBSESSION, much of what was strictly prohibited before, was now completely neglected and allowed to exist, and with many soyteens giving into the content that they were feasting on every single day, they began to let go of their humanity. Since this story takes a certain amount of years into the future, I must mention that at this point, there was no soyjaks anymore, all variants were gone, forgotten and archaic. It was only goonbait and EPI dust that remained. Soyjaks weren't a thing anymore, they were only a name, tossed around to mask the website's nature. Many of the boards before used for warfare, were turned to a breeding ground for destruction and doom. Hundreds of innocent people were doxxed, swatted and had their lives ruined. At this time, the owners of the other websites, took a notice to the increasing hostile and putrid nature of the sharty, and declared war on it. Finding ways to deter the 'teens from trying to do things, their efforts were somewhat successful. But somehow, someway, Blossom, reshaped the website to be a fortress, deleting all boards to only 3, /soy/, /dox/ /archive/. It began to defend itself tooth and nail against everyone, they doxxed hundreds of people on kiwifarms, reddit and 4chan (ironically) who were fighting against them among them were moderators and owners. Discords were reopened for the soul purpose of harnessing armies, creating better capabilities to do more damage, at this point, the sharty created mass pestilence on the internet and spread its roots across the web. Everyone lost hope to change it, so they prepared to tip the FBI and take it down once and for all.

You would think in a mere month, not much can change, but dear reader, this isn't a story of a downfall and a restful death, this the story of the total annihilation of our culture and our extinction event. At month 9, people began to count their days, it was only a matter of time before the glowies took it down. P' became the norm for 'teens . They are so indifferent, so uncaring to such illegal shit, that they are now bittorrenting hardcore pedo shit like DD. It was at this point that Blossom removed his veil, and deleted all rules, rendering the site open to all content legal or illegal.

Jartycucks are now the good guys, seen as being the poor, oppressed innocent community that we tortured and destroyed with our barehand, people felt pity for them. Despite the soyteens redefining what a gem meant constantly, they realized that it simply didn't matter anymore. This site became their own, hardcore, disgusting, grimy version of 4chan. The jarty at the time was eventually recolonized by a small resistance, against everything, they were going to bring back the sharty, and for it stood for in the past, they renamed the site to, jaks.st Calling it now the Jakky. The Sharty was more like the NuJarty a year ago than itself a year ago.

Splinterwars, became an absolute shitstorm after this, many of the different faction were either demolished by DDOS', their domains being acquired, or 'p spam beyond comprehension.

Blossom, knowing our site was eventually going to be taken down, constantly switched domains, telegrams were open, discords were allowed, and many people began to figure out the new domains using those.Smart play. right?

Right?

10 months into blossoms reign. the last day before the final day of the sharty.[edit | edit source]

The FBI, being tipped. decided to start investigating. Blossom had no idea of this and was busy moderating for "coal" (anything new that didnt fit the ideal of shartyculture), but in effect, since it didn't matter at that point, he was actually occupied by forming alliances with large unrestricted websites, gooning to his own version of soytan called soybon in his 'cord and playing video games. PPH was actually higher with many weirdos immigrating to the sharty, at around 600. But the site became smaller and more isolated over time.

Doeever, lets talk about the domain changing. Something that blossom forgot is to make a statement that "soyak.party" was previously used most recently in 2026. after Indonesian pirates stole the domain once again, the code for the sharty got carried over to soyak.party. this would make it so if say, glowies googled soyjak.party they would be greeted by soyak.party being at most, the second result. Meaning google would provide a direct gateway to the site, no matter how many times the domain changed.

what could possibly go wrong?

...

THE FINAL DAY.[edit | edit source]

The climax of the "only gem" rule. it was an ordinary day, 'p being spammed on the 'log. until suddenly, glowies seized the website. Many big users and high ranking jannies were targeted and subsequently arrested.

So what did blossom do? Shut down the domain and reopen the site with a new domain, which glowies, having already found his IP, somewhere in the US in colorado, immediately took down the website off all of the internet. And with it all leading up to this. some 'teens spammed their favored content, whether it was illegal or not, as the janny team was gone, with many of them rushing to save their torrent links and others getting nervous of the thought of their "heckin favorite websiterinos" being destroyed. Xhey were all in shock when they logged onto the sharty one morning.

>THIS DOMAIN HAS BEEN SEIZED BY THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION.

2 hours later. David Beluvenelburg (blossom) was taken into questioning. Glowies couldnt place them into prison automatically so they continued investigating and found blossom had 651 gb of CSAM with hardcore necrophilia and bestiality porn found on their hard drive. with glowies arresting him for possession of child pornography. Blossoms case was broadcasted all over the internet and on live TV, with the judges declaring a sentence of over 55 years on charges relating to mass torture and abuse of people. It was over, the sharty was destroyed, every site that even tried to create something of similarity, was taken down immediately, and the owners arrested, they weren't fucking around anymore, they knew these people were danger to everyone. I say farewell to you reader, and I hope that this message echoes in your heart. I beg you, do not let the site become Tartarus, the internet has opened doors, crevices and rabbit holes for us that are beyond a shadow of a doubt, extremely risky if they fell in the wrong hands.


I'm sorry that I was a shameful coward who went out and watched the 'Party fall. I was just a speck of dust, in a crumbling cosmos.

- ðoot


FLUORA HOLDS THE EYES OF THE BEWILDERED

POINTING THEM TO DARKEST DAYS.

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.

DONT TRUST YOUR WAYS.

YOUR LIFE IS YOUR ENEMY.

FUNERALOPOLIS, A BLACK DEAD PLANET.

'LEST BE THE VERY END OF ME.

THE SIXTH SHALL REST UNTO FORBIDDEN ROOTS OF WHAT COULDN'T BE.

THAT BEING WHAT THE THREMBOTH COULDNT SEE.

THE FINAL DAY OF THE SHARTY.

The final day of the Sharty
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