Texas

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Texas is the 2nd largest state in the USA or something known for being an aryan homeland despite spic incursions. Texas has diverse ecosystems that aren't covered in shitty favelas like Mexico, these include Big Bend National Park, Caprock Canyons State Park, Big Thicket Swamps and Texas Hill Country. Texans are known for being Aryan beasts that go on hunting trips, killing illegal immigrants at the southern border like shitoko. Texas has various cities, populated by soyboys, niggers, and trannies such as Austin. These cities are the exception to the demographics of the state, not the rule.

History of Texas

Texas Revolution Depicted by Artist

Prehistory

Texas was under the control of several tribes, such as the Comanche. Nothing fucking happened here except for natives raping eachother or however the natives are relocated.

Franco-Spanish Colonialism and Mexican Statehood

Spain arrived to the land in the 17th century, and it remained largely uninhabited except for Catholic missionaries and the tribes. There was also a border dispute with France's colonial claims until the end of the 7 years war. The Spanish continued to rule over Texas until 1821, wherein the Mexicans declared independence as part of the fall of the Spanish Empire. The Mexicans allowed settlers such as Moses/Steven Austin and other Americans, Bohemians, Germans, and Brits until 1824, where it was outlawed.

Texan Independence

The Republic of Texas started their war of independence in 1835, at the battle of Gonzales. The battle of Gonzales is where the "Come and Take It!" flag was used, and it references a small cannon that was held by Texian forces. Texas officially declared independence in 1836, and the war would start. Texas would achieve major early victories until the counteroffensives and Massacres, such as the Battle of the Alamo and Goliad. Texas would eventually defeat the Mexicans at the Battle of San Jacinto, where all of the Meximutts got raped and killed, ending the war. This war inspired the bone-chilling, character-development-driven, cheap-jumpscares-free, emotionally-draining, slow-burn, kino game called "'Member the Alamo"

The Republic of Texas went through 4 presidents, listed below

• David G. Burnet, SNCA
• Samuel Houston, A member of the Statehood Party and cuck to BIG NATIVE COCK.
• Mirabeu Bonaparte Lamar, A member of the Nationalist Party and made the University of Texas and Texas A&M, starting a centuries long war between the two colleges.
• Anson Jones, Oversaw the Statehood of Texas, and ACKed himself for some reason.

The newly formed Republic would have border disputes and Mexico never truly recognized the Republic. Some other Shit Nobody Cares About would happen for the duration of the Republic.

Post-Statehood

Texas became a state and the largest even though some rightful Aryan land was stripped from the state as it was admitted. This started the Mexican-American War, which resulted in the Meximutts losing even harder, but California was created so it evened out. Texas would also join the Confederacy and get destroyed like how the Germans got raped in ww2. Texas, after readmission, was populated by niggers in places like Houston. In the 21st Century, lots of Californians moved to Texas to shit up our state instead of theirs like the Selfish Little Fucks they are.

Facts about Texas

• Texas is the best state in the Union.
• Texas' capital building is taller than the one in Washington DC.
• Texas is home to some namefag known as Chudnater2.
• Everything is bigger in Texas.
• All spics WILL be deported under Trvmp
• Rapeson got arrested in Austin.

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