Your grandma
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Your grandma is a woman who is either the mother of your dad, or the mother of your mom. She loves you a lot and will do whatever it takes to make sure you enjoy the time you spend with her.
Facts about your grandma
[edit | edit source]- Your Grandma is older than you and your parents.
- Your Grandma loves you very much (and if you never met her before she passed away, she would have)
- Your Grandma's skin is likely wrinkly.
- Your Grandma is a vantawhite gemerald.
- Your Grandma's food is the best, most aryan cuisine ever made (even better than soylent).
- Your Grandma can't tell the difference between an AI gigachad and a real life gigachad.
- Your Grandma has better handwriting than you, even though she is less educated than you.
- Your Grandma gives you the best gifts.
- Your Grandma will want to give you 20 pounds of potatoes if you compliment her potatoes on being unique.
- Your Grandma likely has some chuddy beliefs, given the time period she grew up in.
- Your Grandma is not trans btw.
- Your Grandma's favorite song is "I Won't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" by Nik Kershaw
- Your Grandma was gemmier before you were born.
- Your Grandma misses you, but you only get to see her a few days a year. Do the math on how many days you have left with her.
- Your Grandma is always thinking about you, so make her proud.


