Your cousin

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Aryan warrior's Cousin.

Your cousin is your best chance of ever getting laid.[Marge...] She is usually around during large family gatherings, in which she consumes copious amounts of alcohol. She used to babysit you when you were little and ever since has grown increasingly fond of you. Your cousin is best known for pegging you after imbibing four beers.

FACTS about your Cousin

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  • She gave you one four beers
  • She pegged you
  • She's Shitalian
  • Getting pegged by her is Based and Christpilled
  • She's built for BBC (Becoming Based and Christpilled)
  • You see her 3-4 times a year

See also

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