Gigachad
How could you tell?
This page is a gem.
Gigachad is a gemerald.Ernest Khalimov | |
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| Nationality | Canonically East German-Russian |
| Best known for | Saying everything that you agree with |
| IAS? | Absolutely not, in fact it’s the Anti-Soyjak |
Ernest Khalimov[a], AKA Gigachad[b] is a character created by Krista Sudmalis for a photo-art project Sleek'N'Tears based on multiple fitness models.[1] He is best known for liking things that you like and disliking things that you don't like. Soyjak and Gigachad are often portrayed as close friends, despite their differences. In modern times, it is more common to see AI gigachads.
He has his own (slow) board on the Party at /giga5/ (formerly /giga/), and Gigachad is a rollable name on soyjak.party, where it adds ", how could you tell?" to the end of the post.
It is alleged that he is a communist (or at least born in the Soviet Union or German Democratic Republic). This is because he made a post saying:
>Hello. I heard that I have many nationalities. There are only two. Made in GDR 🇩🇪🇷🇺 From nowhere with love.
Life[edit | edit source]
He was born in March 1 1969[2]. At the age of 10 he got gifted a gigafly by Gigahitler. He took good care of his gigafly, raising it, and by the age of 18 he finally rode his fly for the first time. He trained his gigafly for 6 more years until finally going into battle against the 'cordtroons and lost his fly in the war, which angered him into exploding inside of Troon HQ with a suicide vest and he went to Gigaheaven, the (mostly) grayscale area where most gigas and gigaflies live.
Gigachad is also a survivor of the GigaSing 201Ϫ music festival shooting. He has been suffering from PTSD ever since.
Gigachad also helped co-develop Ableton Live (Aryan DAW)
Likes[edit | edit source]
- Everything you like (with exceptions)
- Bring Me The Horizon
Dislikes[edit | edit source]
- Everything you dislike
AI gigachads[edit | edit source]
AI gigachads are a dangerous skynet-created subspecies of Gigachad best known for being frequently used to gigaquote somebody. If you see one, notify the authorities IMMEDIATELY.
Behavior[edit | edit source]
- Dying in a brutal way (i.e. suicide bomb, burning, eaten alive by a lion)
- Shapeshifting
- Standing on a fly
- Hanging out with penguins
- Turning into an abomination
- Singing music
- Pointing guns at the camera
- Driving
- Dancing
- Shouting like a madman
- It has been observed that some broods are emitting incomprehensible sounds. Further research is required to understand this phenomenon
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Main article: Gallery of AI gigachads
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Gigamouse -
AI gigachads often respond with spontaneous acts of violence -
Yummers!
Cryptic messages[edit | edit source]
Some gigachads may have secret messages hidden in them disguised as a nonsense gibberish. Below are some attempts at decrypting those messages and possible interpretations of them.
Gigafly[edit | edit source]
Main article: Gigafly
Gigafly is an AI gigachad trend that has expanded and developed its own subculture and lore. Proponents of this meme celebrate its capacity to parody and subvert expectations by placing Gigachad atop a giant fly, but others claim that this meme represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. According to these critics, because Gigachad can stand on a fly, Gigafly posters think they can groom children.
Gigaquoting[edit | edit source]
Gigaquoting is the practice of quoting somebody as a gigachad. It is a parody of soyquoting where instead of insulting someone and making them sad, you complement them and make their day better. There have been many, many gigachad edits made over the years. Although gigaquoting is a favorite pastime of many teens, mental health professionals have raised concerns about its harmful long-term side effects.
A new version of gigaquoting is going around where you click the [Quote] button, and replace the quote with a space.
Giga-unquoting[edit | edit source]
Giga-unquoting is a variation of Gigaquoting where one attempts to undo a soyquote. This is done repeating the quoted material (subtracting the arrow), and adding a giga as the picrel. Doing this entails that you look like a gigachad IRL and that you believe the quoted material. In other words, you say this but you do not look like this.
Novelty oekaki gigas[edit | edit source]
Starting from August 19, 2025[3], one poster would begin creating novelty oekaki gigas that would gain some popularity. One poster even published a guide on how to falsify them (create oekaki gigas that mimic the style of the originals).[4]
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Main article: Gallery of classic gigachads
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