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Homestuck
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Homestuck is a forced meme?
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All fans of this webcomic are fat brown pooners btw, if that matters |
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| Created by | Andrew Hussie |
| Date | April 13, 2009-April 13, 2016 |
| Status | Finished |
Homestuck also known as Homosuck, Homofuck, Niggerstuck, Hobofuck, Hobosuck, is a troon webcomic made by Andrew Hussie. It is also the pre-cursor to all those soyjak adventure threads that you see on the sharty.[it literally is, the comic used to be shaped by fan input deciding what actions the characters would take in a way similar to the modern adventure threads]
The comic was very popular once on social medias for trannies. It features music from renowned jew imbecile Toby "Retardation" Cocks, the creator of the troonslop game Undertale.
Plot[edit | edit source]
The 'stuck revolves around four 13 year olds who play a game called Sburb that inadvertently ends the world. They're brought into an extradimensional chess game where they have to create a new universe.
Although the creator is a pasty cuck, his characters are implied to be aryans due to their pale complexion and lack of nigger features. However, this has not stopped the community from headcanoning some of the kids as niggers for whatever reason.
It features 12 members of an alien race of darkskinned faggots who literally sleep in pods and eat bugs. The amount of them is drastically reduced by the end of the comic due to many of them 'ACKing each other in a race war. They're apparently supposed to represent how silly our culture is through their customs being so over-the-top to get us to look at our own, but really they just come off as a bunch of insufferable niggers. Jack black is the main antagonist or something, theres slight slow-burn nuance alluding to kids ascending to hyperborea in the plot.
The first five acts are generally considered to be pretty decent. For Act 6 though, Hussie trooned out and the plot became nothing but gay teenage relationship drama.
Show[edit | edit source]
Homestuck got a pilot for an animated show animated by Vivziepop's animation studio on September 27, 2025. It is currently unknown whether or not the show will be continued.
Notable voice actors include the aforementioned Toby Fox and Chris from OneyPlays.
Despite not actually being fucking written by fucking Vivziepop, it still fucking overuses fucking swear words for no fucking reason.
Everything that happens in it is mostly SNCA, but there's a clip where the voice acting is so bad it sounds like they said "Nigger"[1], which is the main reason i even added this here.
Fans[edit | edit source]
Homestuck fans are internet-obsessed leftarded troons who helped spawn the dreaded Undertale and Deltarune fandom. It didn't start out that way, as most of MSPA's original fans originated from the 'cuck, but the introduction of the twelve trolls led to Tumblr quickly flocking to it because troons latch onto anything weird and quirky. Talk to any convention center janny long enough and they will share horror stories of amateur cosplayers smearing unsealed body paint all over the walls and tossing buckets at each other.
Despite its popularity in the early 2010s, Homestuck today has zero cultural relevance as evidenced by how few people watched the pilot, though it'll likely get picked up because they're autistic when it comes to buying up all the merch. The fandom is mostly kept alive by Deltarune fans searching for the closest supply of troonslop.
On the sharty[edit | edit source]
This webcomic was forced on the sharty by a namefag known as Anthony. Just like every single other piece of forced media in this website, it is heavily rejected by 'teens and chuds alike, to the point that every single fan of this thing is considered to be fat, brown, and worst of all, pooners.
Nontheless, there is a small minority of Homestuck fans in nu/qa/, which probably originated as a result of Anthony's efforts to make Homestuck sharty culture. There was also a short-lived Homestuck related board during the Second Soyanniversary.
/msp/[edit | edit source]
/msp/ was a board added by Root during the Second Soyanniversary dedicated to, obviously, Homestuck. The board got wiped by tranitors after Anthony tried wiping /sisa/, another board added on the Second Soyanniversary, to promote this very same board. During its last moments the board would get cattywiped by frogposters multiple times, before getting locked a day later.
So is it actually good?[edit | edit source]
No.
The more complicated answer is that, like all pieces of indieslop, the majority of Homestuck is boring, uninteresting, and a slog to get through, with some glistening gems of good character moments, cool action scenes, and mystery bullshit peppered throughout to keep the consumer interested enough to keep going. It is also horribly written, considering that the author has no clue what the fuck to do after the main villain's grand reveal. Ultimately, fans of the comic enjoy it because they remember the hype moments and few heartwarming character interactions, conveniently forgetting the thousands of pages of nothing that take up the majority of the comic.
If you aren't a millennial, 99% of the humor and jokes will fly right over your head. That being said, if you do want to read Homestuck for some godforsaken reason, don't go to the official website. You WILL go to Gio's github page and download the Unofficial Homestuck Collection so you can read the comic with the original slurs included that depict Dave Strider as the Aryan supersoldier he was envisioned as.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Slopjak Homestuck 'toss. Probably made by a 'teen -
Actual picture of Hussie pulled straight out of one of his Instagram stories. OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO HOMESTUCKCACAS WHAT'S THIS?
