X

From Soyjak Wiki, the free ensoyclopedia
(Redirected from Tumblr)
Jump to navigationJump to search
>Though maybe you were looking for /x/ or the insufferable cockroaches that inhabit the platform?
MOST WHITE SUPREMACY BRANIGGER ACCOUNTS ARE BASED IN INDIA PAKISTAN AND NIGERIA GEEEEEEEEEEG
This page is literally X Twitter[I'm a selfish little fuck who can't adapt to change, okay?] lmao
Don't trust any tweet you see. Add a community note to every revision in this page's history to make the oldfags mald.
[CollapseExpand]
 Jesus wouldn't approve of X...
Repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom.
>SAAR! SAAR! uhhhh there's a Paki looking at me through this glass ya kuchh is tarah ka SAAR! This train collision was caused by Pakistanis
Don't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.

mama i want the bird
X is dust...
X
Formerly Twitter
FoundedMarch 21, 2006
CreatorJack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Biz Stone, Evan Williams
OwnerElon Musk
Homepagehttps://x.com/

Elon Musk's X (formerly Twitter), also known as Xitter, Shitter, Twatter, Pisser, Clitter, and Nigger, is a mainstream social networking service with a backend written in Ruby founded on March 21, 2006 and introduced to the public on July 13, 2006. Anyone with an account can send public text messages, which you can see either in an algorithmically-generated feed or while scrolling through someone's account page.

Its only important purpose is being the platform where most politicians and celebrities make their announcements or statements. Otherwise, it mainly serves as a political soapbox where the chronically-online scream at each other all day over trivial stuff. Its tertiary function is as a meme hub (albeit a shitty one) and as one of the primary sources of soyjak.party immigrants. It is practically if Niggerhell was a site due to the sheer hatred that is tossed from braniggers.

Xitter's webpage is filled with nuInternet Web 2 garbage and it also rate-limits anonymous users. If you want to browse the website anonymously or archive posts, use one of the Nitter instances. Be aware that Nitter relies on real accounts now, some public instances may run out of accounts to make requests.

There are some rumors going around that X played a role in the Origin of soyjak, but that has been debunked by multiple peer-reviewed studies.

Also, if you reply to a post (no matter what type of post you reply to) with "kill yourself" or "kys", the retarded xitter zombot will automatically permanently ban your account and will reject any appeals you send it.

Average post-Elon xitter user
A Feraljak portrayed as a fanatic twitter user, before Elon bought the site
Absolute bone-tingling, spine-chilling SEETHERALD made by a xittertranny.

History[edit | edit source]

Elon Musk initiated a deal to acquire Twitter for 44 Ϫillion USD in April of 2022, with the deal being completed in October 27, 2022, then rebranded it to X on July 23, 2023. This pissed off many trannies that missed old Twitter, and is le good because anybody can say "nigger nigger nigger" without getting banned or discuss how Mcdonald's burgers are 9.11488% estrogen or however the cookie crumbles.

It's ironic how the site has turned into a cesspool where dark-skinned third-worlders can larp as Aryan Nazis, yet Elon doesn't give a damn because he's all for freedom of speech. This brings negative effects like jartyCUCKS being able to say how much they love raping children, zoophiles saying how raping animals is ok (even dough they were doing that before Elon), and transgenders explaining why they are women.

Despite more ""freedom of speech"" on Twitter (a.k.a X's leadership transitioning from left-wing to right-wing), Elon Musk has been removing all the "good" features it barely had (such as the block button the block button is still there, don't worry, it just functions differently on the receiving end)

and replacing them with pointless features in an attempt to make Xitter just like WeChat or something. Also, Elon Musk is using X as part of his goal of world domination.

In 10th November 2025, the domain twitter.com has been retired for good and will cease to function🗝️, effectively sunsetting the Twitter brand from an official standpoint (ev&oe libshit will still call it Twitter to own Jewlon Mvsk or something)

A list of coal X users like[edit | edit source]

Trannies  (chuddy gigachad perspective)* Chuds (tranny perspective)

Fascism Social conservatism, even doe Hitler Eisenhower would've killed them* Stealing memes and blaming less guilty websites when confronted

>X, the everything app.

Relation to the Sharty[edit | edit source]

Some X users have posted soyjak edits from the Sharty, exposing them to millions[1] of other users and igniting fears of a potential X invasion. However, Kuz himself has debunked this theory, stating in his second Q&A that he believes only a tiny amount of new users come from X[2] despite the fact that Twitter immigrants make up a very significant portion, if not the majority, of the current soyjak.party userbase.

X users will often describe 'jaks from the Sharty as "incomprehensible" even though they are perfectly understandable to the average 'teen.[3]

Mental illness[edit | edit source]

Main article: Branigger

In the past few years, it has become apparent that many X chuddies, especially the ones claiming to be "right-wing", suffer from a seemingly incurable mental illness known as Aryan Delusion Hyperactive Disorder (ADHD), which causes them to support progressive (leftist tranny SJW libtard nigger kike tranny faggot pajeet punjabi bhutanese antimatter brimstone) and mainstream ideas such as chronic masturbation, transgenderism, and in some cases pedophilia, while claiming that they are cool and edgy far-right neo-nazi aryans, often by incoherently merging them with Nazi imagery, Greek mythology, and once-meaningful buzzwords such as "trad" and "aryan".[it just is, ok?]

Not everything in Xitter is coal, soyteens still cannot understand the layers of ironic fun behind this bone-chilling, high-effort schizoralds. The absolute state of xitter humor (circa since early 2024)

Even though they support everything that the Jews support and would likely be executed in Nazi Germany, this does not stop them, even though you could say that Hitler was a pedophile because of Eva Braun o algo.

The reason for the existence of ADHD is heavily debated among soyentists, but the two leading theories are that it's either caused by them being contrarians (without actually wanting to support non-NWO approved beliefs), or that it's yet another psyop by the (((usual suspects))) to make Gen Z's growing right-wing population unknowingly support the opposite of what they believe, because they're too retarded to think critically about whether their views are compatible or even sensible.

Charlie Kirk and Junko Furuta debacle[edit | edit source]

Main article: Avenging of Charlie Kirk

Junko Furuta, the person in question that Xitter trannies make jokes about to be safe edgy.

As you know from the section above, xitter Braniggers are incredibly autistic shitskins. And due to their political illiteracy, they think a philisemitic shabbos goy lolbert getting shot in the neck is the same as a highschool girl getting raped and tortured for 44 consecutive days, by four jartycucks. This whole debacle started when trannies started making fun of their favorite Jew.

They make Junko jokes either because:

  1. They're autistic and they lack the awareness to realize that mocking a raped and tortured teenage girl is sick and pedophilic.
  2. They are pedophiles who get off to the idea of underage girls getting brutally raped and tortured.
  3. Total contrarianism, because they hate queer leftist trannies so much that if (for example) they see some 17 year old queer leftist speaking out against pedophilia, the contrarian RW xitter niggertard will start supporting pedophilia.
  4. They just use it to make leftroons seethe and they actually think the incident was pretty bad (still bad doebeit)

Thoughbeit, most of the Junko Furuta memes are spammed by BIPOC niggers who are mad about George Droyd memes and want their own version, but Kirkinator memes were already co-opted by the heckin alt-right so they had to make memes about a literal foodist group of jartycucks murdering a teenage girl. In other words, it's their safe edgy version of George Droyd, because it makes fun of a non-brown person.

This is utter sulfuric vantablack antimatter because Braniggers make US true right wing chuds look like sick retarded pedos.

Also, Grant Fosgate (and some other SNCA troons that -ACK!ed) and Aaron Bushnell are better targets.

>T. website that regularly posts and laughs at images of beheaded toddlers[Even doe DNB is banned]

Doxing[edit | edit source]

A new pastime of some 'teens on the sharty is to attempt to dox X users that post anything about the site (who happens to be anyone who merely mentions 'jaks and/or the Party, or anyone who creates 'jaks of their own), one victim of such doxing being BossSwagMaster. This activity also occurred quite often in Jackbox Raiding threads back when the RAID board was alive.

X account locations[edit | edit source]

Recently a feature was added where you can see which country an account is from, and it went just about as you expect. Many MAGA shill accounts were not American and where from places like the UK, India, Nigeria, Eastern Europe, Kenya and other countries, most pro-Israel shill accounts and accounts larping as Israeli women were from India, most accounts larping as white women were from India, most white supremacy/far right/redpill branigger shill accounts were from India, Pakistan, Nigeria, Latin America and the like, most pro-Gaza shill accounts were scammers from Nigeria, the US Department of Homeland Security's account was made in Tel Aviv all the way back in 2008, BBC fetish shill accounts being from India, Israel and Turkey, Indian's taking L's being from Bangladesh, Scottish independence accounts being from Iran (this was an older revelation albeit), etc.

SoyTWT[edit | edit source]

You WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW

There are a bunch of "soyteen" xitter accounts on the X, most are foodists that worship pedophiles, degenerate gooners that make soytan porn, or just weirdos even having their own little community known as SoyTwT.

Flags/Emojis[edit | edit source]

Retards on websites like Xitter use emojis in their usernames to show off their retarded worldviews. If someone on any social media has one of these emojis in their username, you can disregard any opinion they have because they're irreversibly fucktarded. Seeing any of these emojis is an immediate sign that you are about to read one of the most retarded opinions anyone has ever had in the history of mankind.

Pride flags

  • Gay Pride Flag (🏳️‍🌈) – Also known as the fag flag. Shows that they're a fag or support fags.
  • Transgender Pride Flag (🏳️‍⚧️) – Shows that they're a tranny.
  • Snowflake (❄️) – Groyper pedophile dogwhistle.[it just is, ok?]
  • Zeta (ζ) – Zoophile dogwhistle.

Country flags

  • Ukraine (🇺🇦) – Shows that they support Ukraine.
  • Russia (🇷🇺), (Z), (O), (V) – Shows that they support Russia, oftentimes being Putin.
  • Palestine (🇵🇸) – Shows that they're a Palestroon.
  • Watermelon (🍉) – Shows that they're a Palestroon who doesn't want to use the real flag for some fucking reason.
  • Israel (🇮🇱) – Shows that they support Israel. Likely right-wing.

Political Emojis

  • Coconut (🥥) and/or Palm Tree (🌴) – Shows that they support Kamala Harris and have monkeypox from being a faggot (extinct)
  • Hammer and Sickle (☭) – Do I even have to explain this one?
  • Rose (🌹) – Shows they're a socialist (especially common in England)
  • Globe (🌐) – Referring to globalism, a neoliberal.

Other Emojis

  • Purple Heart (💜) – Shows that they're a fan of BTS[That's ellie and mason house you DUMBASS💜]
  • Theta-Delta (θΔ) – From Greek θηρίον "animal" and the mathematical symbol for change Therian AKA otherkin.

See also[edit | edit source]

Twitter immigrants* Instagram

Citations

  1. ↑ https://archive.ph/jjk6h
  2. ↑ he only said this so the good users don't leave
  3. ↑ http://www.test-iq.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/5.jpg (average sharty iq, evenbeit twitterGODS only have this)

A • B • C • D • E • F • G • H • I • J • K • L • M • N • O • P • Q • R • S • T • U • V • W • X • Y • Z

X
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
Sources [-+]
Symptoms [-+]
Treatment [-+]

X
is part of a series on
Websites of the Outer Internet
Social Media and Forums [-+]
Online Encyclopedias [-+]
X
is part of a series on
SHUTTING DOWN SOYJAK.PARTY

>SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
Entities that want to shut down Soyjak.st [-+]
 "Ve must prepare for an angrier world..."
Tactics used to shut down Soyjak.st [-+]
Major events [-+]
Retrieved from "https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=X&oldid=294711"