Hunky Twink Sex Machine (detractor perspective)

>Though maybe you were looking for the neutral perspective?

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>LAWL fuckin nusois dont even love 'p and shit #safeedgy

>saving the sharty, one HTSMquote at a time

Hunky Twink Sex Machine, also known as Hunky Troon Shit Machine or HTSM, is a NAS brimstone variant designed for the sole purpose of insulting """""nusois""""". In reality, it was created to deflect any accusations of hostile off-site behavior, and to insult the users of the Sharty, a practice known as demoralization. HTSMposters usually consist of some swarthy furfag, zelligcuck, or literal who trying to bait people, the same handful of obsessed niggers spamming the variant in /raid/ and /soy/ threads, and people who cattywipe the 'og with it. It has also been massively forced on Soybooru, where it is posted by namefags and anonChuds

After people began soyquoting HTSMcucks with Jartycuck slopjaks, HTSM now carries the punchline of "fuggen jardee" or "fuggen 'cord", everytime someone brings up their suspicion that someone is an off-siter (As if that's EVER, EVER, EVER happened before. And I mean EVER!). HTSM is used to mock offsiters, however rarely, and has been forced to the point of becoming an ironic meme. This has resulted in it losing its potency as bait, and will likely result in it becoming self-insert 'jak number six million, despite its horrendous appearance. It's only a matter of time before someone aryanizes him.

>B-b-but HTSM is supposed to make fun of nusois... r-right?

Soyquoting with HTSM was always 'cordtranny bait. The misconception that it was created to mock newfags comes from the fact that only the younger, more autistic newfaggots on the site fell for said bait.

Origins of HTSM

The subvariant comes from an edited version of Alicia with a closed mouth, large lips, yellow hair, brown skin, and bright red cheeks. The exact origin of HTSM is disputed, with some calling it obvious 'cordfaggotry, some stating that it was initially created and THEN adopted by baitniggers, or was never 'cord related at all which is an OBVIOUS falsehood. Its creator is unknown, and its first appearance on Soybooru was on August 12th, 2022, though without its brown skin and pink cheeks.

Some people believe that 'teens brought this upon themselves for being spergs, but the fact that HTSM is often spammed in semi-important threads, such as active /raid/ threads and high-quality posts shows a clear obsession on the poster's end. They could be part of a dispersed userbase of a former splinter or multiple, or being DA FUGGIN COOOOOOOORD. That being said, the paranoia of many 'teens doesn't erase the small likelihood of an organized 'cord campaign, but it is most likely just a select few dedicated 'corders and/or fuggin Jerdees that are forcing the variant out of pure obsession and autism.

What is even weirder than all of this is the fact there have been threads that have discussed the fatigue coming from the incessant spam of this variant, but they were ALWAYS somehow derailed and flooded with da heccin' brown Nate soyjacks. Unless the janny team start looking at the IPs and their post history, the people behind these activities will remain a mystery. As of today, it seems like the person behind the HTSM spam was some obsessed faggot botting the site with a thrembillion proxies. It seems that the 'teens have begun fighting against the HTSMbot in order to allow the jannies to work overtime (for absolutely ZERO pay) and remove the cancer that is HTSM from the Soysphere. This, if it succeeds, would be a Sharty Win.

Opinions on HTSM

The "ban this brim" stance

literal Hunky Twink Sex 'Machine'

In response to cattywiping, there have been temporary bans on certain variants on the Sharty, such as the Amerimutt and Euromutt. Since HTSM is frequently used to wipe the catalogue, you could justify a temporary ban on the variant, which would be a descisive Sharty Win (if, in fact, HTSM is Discord brimstone). HTSMcord (or 'gram) was exposed in the Third Soysurgency, but nobody really cared due to the immense HTSMquoting campaign going on at the time, which led to the ordeal being buried. This, however, is ver concerning and could be a major reason behind an HTSM ban. This is undeniable proof that at least some people from disruptive off-site communities are behind the HTSM horde, and could justify the variant's banning. HTSM has been used to quote antipedo posts, though this WAS done by a bot. HTSM is also clearly NAS, because it has no open mouth unlike Alicia, no baldness, and no glasses. This is, ironically, similar to other brimmy forced variants like Soylita/Shoyta, which 100% proves that HTSM was made by pedophiles.

Also, after the recent Cacacaust, it doesn't really make sense to mock nusois anymore, considering Quote has effectively banned them all, which adds to the massive pile of reasons that HTSM is for obsessed faggots.

The "who gives a shit?" stance

This is where the majority of the Soysphere stands on the issue. HTSM, so far, is entirely harmless and will probably either blow over or be assimilated into Soy Culture, similarly to Pepelaugh. This is not without its faults, as the aforementioned 'cord relation and NAS status makes it a reasonably negative addition to the Soysphere, but taking it seriously would be unwarranted without further knowledge.

The "it's good" stance

This is highly uncommon, as many people either hate it or don't give enough of a shit to give their opinions. Commonly held by the fuggin Jerdee, as they will do AND say anything if it involves being obsessed with ShartyGODS.

Gallery of HTSMposter FAILS

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  HTSMposter defending pedophilia
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  HTSMposter defending Loli
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  An HTSMposter being 'aped by 'ameroll
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  HTSMcorder saying porn is good. Note the Reddit spacing.
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  HTSMcorder pulling the "ITS FICSHUNAL MAYNE" argument
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  A recent fail in which an HTSMposter quoted a raid thread on a femgoy pedophile. #NiggaWhat