Hunky Twink Sex Machine (detractor perspective)

>Though maybe you were looking for the neutral perspective?

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>saving the sharty, one HTSMquote at a time

Hunky Troon Shit Machine, also known as Hunky Twink Sex Machine by off-site 'gram niggers, is a NAS brimstone variant designed for the sole purpose of insulting """""nusois""""". In reality its built to make fun of people who use the sharty to exaggerate their tendency to be hyperaware and cautious of hostile offsite communities in order to soften their grip on their website and dismiss any accusation with an ad hominem argument. HTSM posters usually consist of some swarthy coony furfag or zelligcuck trying to bait people or the same 5 retards spamming the variant in either raid threads or any thread in general and cattywiping the 'og using it. After people began soyquoting HTSMcucks with jartycuck slopjaks, HTSM now carries with him the punchline of saying "fuggen jardee" or "Fuggen 'cord" everytime a suspicion of off-site activity occurs. (As if that's never EVER , EVER, EVER happened before and I mean EVER... Fuggen jardee). Niggy Swath Shart Machine is remarked for nothing except for killing the reputation of soyteens partially, which was its sole purpose from the start.

>B-b-b-but HTSM is supposed to make fun of nusois r-right?

HTSM quoting someone doesn't make sense and was never supposed to because there is no oldfags on the website and even if there is they couldn't care less about nusois, in fact people who spam Farty Drink Slop Machine don't even know what the fuck a nusoi is and are literally lurkers or nusois themselves. Is it someone who's used the site for 2 years, 1 year, 1 month or 1 hour? If its the higher figure of 2-1 years then isn't 99% of the userbase nusois? The term nusoi in reality, is nowadays just an insult for all soyteens and lost its meaning ever since detractors started using it to refer to any person who uses soyjak.party in general.

Origins of fuggen jardee

Fuggen jardee or fuggen jerdee is the punchline associated with HTSM. The variant also has another formerly used punchline which went something like: "I need a spanking" or "Ah nee a spankang". At some point people on /soy/ began to get tired of all the sporadic htsm shitflinging happening and began soyquoting the people posting HTSM with jartycuck slopjaks, which then made the HTSM posters fire back by imitating the soyteens' obsession with der jerdee using ebonics. The most popular phrase within all of this was fuggen jerdee, and therefore it was adopted as HTSM's punchline.

Despite the fact the soyteens kind of did this to themselves, for some reason, people who spam HTSM in important threads always seem to be lurkers or people who don't use that site for its main purpose. I'm not saying there is a cooord conspiracy out there but it is very likely the people posting HTSM are not interested in the site at all and are just there to poke fun at soyteens. They could be part of a dispersed userbase of a former splinter or multiple ones. That being said, this doesn't erase the small likelihood of organized 'cords but its most likely just random people associated with imageboards who hate the sharty's guts. I don't think the base users of the sharty would use HTSM since the origins of HTSM aren't even from the main site itself, and poking fun at someone for being a nusoi when basically 98% of the posters on the site are nusois doesn't make sense either. So it's probably the aforementioned demographic of unaligned detractors.

What's even weirder than all of this is the fact there have been threads that have discussed the fatigue coming from the incessant spam of this variant, but they were always somehow derailed and flooded with da heccin brown nate soyjacks. Unless the janny team start looking at the IPs and their post history, the people behind these activities will remain a mystery. As of today, it seems like the person behind the HTSM spam was some obsessed faggot botting the site with a thrembillion proxies. It seems that the soyteens have begun fighting against the HTSMbot in order to allow the jannies to work overtime (for free ofc) so they can get rid of them faster (oh my heccin MvM TF2 reference!)

Reason why they should fucking ban this garbage variant

literal Hunky Twink Sex 'Machine'

In response to cattywiping there have been cases where site admins banned a variant for a little bit to reduce the amount of clittywipes happening, like Amerimutt and Euromutt. I just can't see why Quote can't do the same, its exclusively used by derailers or sagers to drive out good threads away. HTSMcord (or 'gram) was exposed some time in the Third Great Soysurgency, but no one gave a fuck about it afterwards because of the tendency of obnoxious IQlets to quote you with the variant soon as you draw even the slightest of suspicions. The sharty was never meant to be your super secret club you fucking prick. Also asking Murder drones or some other SNCA to be banned because you don't like it is actually giga. Every accusation thrown around to nusois is usually some bullshit like "Janny worship" even though that's universally frowned upon and no one has done it since the early froot era. A lot of spam bots like the aforementioned 2026 New Years bot indiscriminately "HTSMquote" everything, that includes anti-pedophilic posts. Thus, Hunky Pedo Satanist Machine is associated with pedophilia.

HTSM is also clearly NAS, because it has no open mouth unlike the alicia variant, no baldness and no glasses (And possibly no weak facial hair unless you count a shitty clean shave as one).

Also after the recent Cacacaust it doesn't really make sense to mock nusois anymore, considering Quote has effectively banned them all

Gallery of HTSMposter fails

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  HTSMposter defending pedophilia
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  HTSMposter defending Loli
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  An HTSMposter being 'aped by 'ameroll
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  HTSMcorder saying porn is good. Note the Reddit spacing.
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  HTSMcorder pulling the "ITS FICSHUNAL MAYNE" argument
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  A recent one in which an HTSMposter quoted a raid thread on a femgoy pedophile