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This nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!

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The Icelandic is a forced meme?

Heckin' downvoted

> how about... Meds

Iceland won

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The Icelandic is a right-wing transphobe!
The Icelandic
The Icelander.
Born
Iceland
Other namesIcelander
OccupationFull-time /pol/tard
Years active2025
Best known forSpamming "Iceland won" on /pol/

The Icelandic is a /pol/ namefag best known for having no life and spamming "Iceland won" 24/7 and popularizing the phrase "How about... x, y won".[1] <-- nobody uses it doe. He began posting somewhere around March 2025 on /pol/ and has not stopped since. His soysona is a blue massjak.

He is rarely seen posting outside /pol/, but has been spotted within boards like /soy/, /qa/, and /r9k/. Most of his posts are about how "Iceland won" with a picture of Jón Sigurðsson attached. That's a fact. He has also been accused of being a spadeposter due to a racebait post on /pol/ coming from an Iceland flag. But this is just the usual false-flagging, likely by the accuser, seeing how the post was screenshotted right after being created ("Just now").[2] There are only two real Icelandic posters. One of them is a native 'teen, the other is a 4cuck immigrant that has assimilated very well with locals' kvltvr despite xis great age. Each of them has a distinct personality, although to the untrained eye, they may seem the same. Jannies often attempt to silence Icelandic trvkes.[3] how about… quote endorses Iceland.[4]

Iceland won and lost at the same time. Apparently xis last victory was on 23rd of May 2025[5].

Notable Events[edit | edit source]

Poll of May 8 - Iceland declared a winner![edit | edit source]

The poll was created by one of the enemies of the Icelander. To his chagrin, Iceland completely dominated the poll.[6] The results are following:

  1. Icelander (12 votes)
  2. poop brit (5 votes)
  3. Constitution Party bro (5 votes)
  4. Russian
  5. other (tell me)
  6. Brazilians
  7. polack femboy
  8. NC "Twink"
  9. Turkish fags
  10. Arkansas bro
  11. Australian (31yo)
  12. Californian zellig poster
  13. Ukrainian
  14. English guy (John Lester)
  15. Minnesotan
  16. Canadian
  17. irish boomer
  18. Irish fag
  19. regular polack
  20. South African
  21. New Zealander

Total: 41 votes.

He won.

Even though...[edit | edit source]

Swinnycuck Expose[edit | edit source]

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used a hostile offsite splinter award

On May 10, 2025, the Icelander would be proven guilty of being affiliated with the Swinny.[7][8]

He would go to the swinny since sharty jannies would ban him for no reason, and this would spark controversy due to the evil nature of the swedish fail.

It is assumed that he is now banned AGAIN because of this incident.evendoe xe still posts on pol

Things xe likes:[edit | edit source]

  • writing poems
  • metal
  • reading Poems
  • Iceland
  • water
  • dried fish
  • Hannes Hafstein's works.[9]
  • Icelandic literature
  • Icelandic herstory
  • take-out food ev&doe food is very expensive in Iceland
  • other Icelanders
  • being calm
  • soybooru
  • Jónas Hallgrímsson
  • making edits for /pol/
  • not sleeping enough
  • Icelandic bishops
  • Norwegians
  • playing hoi4
  • fresh icelandic air
  • Jón Sigurðsson
  • Strategy games[10]

Facts about xer:[edit | edit source]

  • xe is over 180cm tall.[11]
  • xe has brown hair
  • the longest book she wrote is a biography, it is around 250k words.
  • xe lives in Reykjavik, the capital city of Iceland
  • xe hasnt even been on the site for a whole year
  • XE KILLS NIGGERS GEEG![12]
  • xe works out 3 times a week
  • xe thinks rape is bad[13] [14] [15]
  • xe claims that xe does not drink alcohol, smoke or do drugs, yet xe posted a picture of xis eye with a visible post-alcohol blush
  • xe is not religious
  • xe has A30 eyes
  • xe is white, but not vantawhite
  • xe can speak some Swedish albeit not well
  • xe is not a NEET
  • xe lives alone and orders take-outs all the time, xe is richer than the average icelander
  • xe is super racist
  • xe has friends irl
  • xe will always be a woman
  • xe chose literature, maths and something for xer matura exam. Xe has already finished all xer exams, which means xe is 17/18 years old and above.[16]
  • Xe thinks that this article is brim.
  • xe was banned about 4-5 times (possibly a ban evader?)

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