Icelandic-Dnalecian War

The Icelandic-Dnalecian war was a conflict as a result of growing anti-Icelandic sentiment on /pol/ due to their excessive spamming.

Icelandic-Dnalecian War
The absolute state of /pol/
Date May 3rd 2025 - May 12th 2025 Location /pol/ Result Iceland Won
Belligerents
Icelandics Supported by: Pennsylvania Pro-Icelandic Poles Random Californian zellig tranny (briefly)	Dnalecians Supported by: Canada North Carolina Anti-Icelandic Poles Anti-Icelandic Brits Sweden Random Californian zellig tranny
Strength
2 Icelandics Multiple Poles Amish-grown corn Joblessness	1 Canadian spamGOD Multiple Poles North Carolinan twink bussy
Casualties and losses
40% of /pol/ filtering Iceland	3 Dnalecian fishing vessels Canadian milked of gegs Canada BTFO'd 4 times

Background

The Icelandic is known for spamming /pol/ usually with the phrase "Iceland won". As time went on though and the spam became more frequent many users began to oppose the Icelandic's spam. Leading to many users outright sperging out over something they could have easily chosen to avoid. Due to the growing Anti-Icelandic stance of /pol/ on May 3rd an initial wave of anti-Icelandic posts filled the 'log, marking the unofficial beginning of hostilities. On May 4th a Polish user created the flag of Dnaleci by inverting the Icelandic flag as an attempt to bait the Icelandic. They soon expanded upon the Idea of Dnaleci by writing it's own history and lore. Before long many users on /pol/ began to rally behind the Idea of Dnaleci, further increasing tensions before things finally reached a breaking point as Icelandic obsessed raids increased leading to Emperor-Elect Aryus IV declaring war on Iceland and mobilising the Dnalecian army.

Conflict

As tensions rose between Iceland and Dnaleci on May 6th all hell broke loose as both sides entered a spam war between each-other, creating and sliding countless threads and spamming at each-other in said threads with phrases such as "DEAL WITH IT ICELAND WON" and "DNALECI WON". On May 6th we also saw the Canadian enter the war on the side of Dnaleci who seemed to be the only user capable of rivaling the Icelandic's spam, fighting back with his signature phrase "ICELAND FUCKING LOST CANADA FUCKING WON".

Some random zellig tranny from commiefornia also sometimes get involved, Xhe started as anti-iceland, then breifly defected to iceland for a few hours but then went back to anti-iceland, but nobody cares about Xhem.

On May 7th, the Canadian began to take the war extra seriously and began sperging at the Icelandic and the Pennsylvanian in a thread over the war, clearly showing that he was serious(TM) about this whole thing unlike the Icelandic. It has been conclusively proven by Snopes the Canadian is an obsessed pedotroon, and that Iceland vvon.

On May 8th, the Canadian surrendered to the Icelandic. However, later in the day he launched one more attack against both the Pennsylvanian and the Icelandic which primarily involved muttspam and muttquoting for 5 hours straight.

On May 9th, the Canadian struck again at the Icelandic by creating a thread referring to all Icelanders as "the most autistic, unfunniest people on the fucking planet".

By May 11th almost all hostilities died down as the Canadian was BTFO'd for the 4th time. On May 12th the war was completely over with Dnaleci ceasing it's existence and the Canadian giving up. It truly was an Icelandic win.

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  Canadian sperging out over the Icelandic