Jill Kews
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 Jill Kews is a DEAD VARIANT
This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month. |
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Jill Kews is a forced meme?
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| Jill Kews | |
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| Soyjak variant | |
| Origin | Jarty |
| Booru posts |  4 As of October 3rd, 2025 |
| Traced from | Jake |
| Based on | Kate Hikes |
Jill is the genderbent female version of Jake and the Jarty's version of Kate Hikes.
Info[edit | edit source]
Jill was created by the Jarty as way to depict the average female user of the site. She was obviously just made for the absolute need for genderbending their pre-existing male mascot Jake and also just because the Sharty already had Kate so they naturally needed a response/copy to it. The name 'Jill' was chosen because it's a popular woman's name that starts with the letter "J" and because because of the pun "Jill Kews" being in the same vein as her counterparts Nate Higgers and kate Hikes. She is notable for being the only female Natejak created for a splinter and might have served as inspiration for the forced meme Jartygirl. Nevertheless, Jill is the only woman associated with the Jarty to not have fallen victim to goonslop being made out of her, more because of her lack of popularity rather than
Tragic backstory[edit | edit source]
Due to being an xx chromosomes individual on the Jarty, she has endured much abuse that not even Rapeson would think of. Including being harassed by da lustful moids and being hunted down by terrifying monsters. She was also tied and left in the trunk of the Jartycar for weeks during a road trip from Lesotho to Zimbabwe. After the jarty went down and she finally escaped, she met with Dr. Soyberg to help with her trauma. He prescribed 40 kilotons of meds and a lobotomy and now she lives fine, happily forever after and occasionally giving counselling to domestic abuse victims.
Criticism[edit | edit source]
Many Soy Scholars have said the concept makes no sense because no woman would have any reason to use the Jarty and no woman would have ever used the Jarty, which might also be the reason nobody knows about her nor uses her. But others have argued that due to making 50% of the world's population, it's improbable women have made 0.00% of the Jarty's userbase or however the math goes. Never Goon activists have also said that by being associated with a site known for gooning, it undermines her ability to be a feminist icon, because the Jarty objectified Soytan or whatever. You can respond to these criticisms by claiming none of this matters and nobody cares about Jill in the first place.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Jill as a Neutralplier -
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Jill with Kate -
Jill with Jake
