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>Though maybe you were looking for the Avenging of Charlie Kirk or its sucessor, KIRKIVERSARY '26??
Charlie Kirk was ARYANbtw, if that matters

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Why yes, Charlie Kirk was a gigachad.How could you tell?

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Charles James Kirk (October 14, 1993 – September 10, 2025) was an American[1] conservative political commentator and activist. He was best known for handing out LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZ to trannies on college campuses, advocating for conservatism, winning all debates. Founding Turning Point USA, a political youth outreach organization which sought to recruit the youth to the mainstream conservative cause, excluding the troons and self-centered video essayists who think that anyone who disagrees with them is a heckin bigoted Nazi, despite the fact that Charlie Kirk is generally regarded as a center-right kosher conservative. He often argued against restrictions on the Second Amendment, liberal education, DEI, and abortion. During his life he was a vehement advocate for Israel, although started questioning some of their beliefs, in which (((they))) paid a mentally-ill faggot

While he was generally well-known during his lifetime, he exploded in popularity following his assassination by a trannychaser named Tyler Robinson who (much like Robert "Robin" Westman) is an irony-poisoned terminally-online 'cord netizen who is neither leftwing nor rightwing, but rather simply a mentally-ill depressed sadistic hedonistic failtroll attentionwhore[2] at a speaking event at Utah Valley University. Immediate responses to the assassination varied from normie condolences, MAGA/conservative outrage, to tranny/chud/Euromutt gravedancing (mostly leftists, very few chuds celebrated). However, within a few months, mockery of his death became commonplace. Kirkification, the process using of using generative AI to morph Kirk's face onto others', swiftly gained traction on Instagram and Tiktok. It is important to note that one of Kirk's character-defining traits was his incredibly thick skin when it came to his own appearance, so he'd probably scoff at these tranny propaganda memes surrounding xim, if that matters.

Moderate right-wingers (who probably laugh at memes of that one groomed teenage tranny who jumped off a bridge and Junko Furuta) describe people who joke about Charlie Kirk as demonic satanic pure evil wretched planet-destroyers, when in reality, they're simply impotent bitter leftist trannies who don't realize how milquetoast Charlie Kirk truly was.

Also his wife Erika is actually a demon named Moloch from Saturn btw if that matters

To this day, trannies still keep raging on his corpse, crying on his cold dead shoulder, and packing his luggage.

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Prior to his death, nophono really fan cared about Kirk on the sharty. However, after he was shot in the neck, a few 'teens rallied behind his image to do some good ole 'oxxing and 'aping. This operation ultimately fizzled out, though, as many opposed Charlie on account of his Israel cocksucking, and others simply didn't care at all. KIRKIVERSARY '26 proved to be a far more successful endeavour, racking up an immense 113 'oxes and becoming one of the most successful raids in modern sharty history. Notable targets included Jacksepticeye (the origin of the beloved Feraljak) and Candace Owens.

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