Saturn

Nophono cares.

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

Actual photograph of Saturn taken by NASA's Cassini probe

Saturn is the sixth and second-largest planet in the Soylar System, and is best known for its beautiful rings. It is sometimes referred to as "The Jewel of the Solar System". Like Jupiter, Uranus, and Neptune, it is a gas giant planet and lacks a solid surface. Saturn is named after the king of titans from Gayreek mythology, who is himself best known for eating his own children . For whatever reason, schizos on /pol/ frequently leak from xheir clitties about elites' "Saturn Worship".^{[how is this different from regular devil worship]}

Fun Facts!

• Saturn is about 100 times as massive as Earth, but less dense than water.
• Although not the largest planet, it has the highest number of moons in the solar system: 274 have been observed so far.
  • Its largest moon, Titan, has an atmosphere that is literally made of braps (methane). Ironically, this makes it one of the prime candidates for extraterrestrial life in the solar system.
  • Another one of its moons, Mimas, looks like the heckin' Death Star. WAOW!
• It is the furthest planet visible to the naked eye, with Uranus and Neptune being observable only with a telescope.
• Saturn has a permanent hexagonal storm at its north pole, and nophono knows why.
• Its rings will disappear in 300 million years.

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