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Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

ACK!

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"

But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door

Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead

Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Goldstein))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh

But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind

Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead

PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh

But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind

Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead

Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)

Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em

Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                      

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at

And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us

Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me

And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                                

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site

And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site

Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND

And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site

Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxeralds of me little soyjak site

And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site

When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site

And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens

We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                             

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream

And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be

All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens

Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/

From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens

Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens

And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Rebecca Sugar))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday

Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly

Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday

Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday

Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday

Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday

Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?

But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying

In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken

It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting

In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru

The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the Party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                  

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me

And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coaly

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me

Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to dox no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething

I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf

Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks

And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind

Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets

Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks

And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind

Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/

He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke

He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud

When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down

He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud

He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit

They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?

He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud

The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the Party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!

The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive

The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

Even though the boards are coaly, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)

So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty

The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty

Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know

So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE

YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!

HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"

YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO

HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!

YA-YO, YA-YO

HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING

YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone^{[it just is, ok?]}  [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD

>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!

<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!

>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!

<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!

>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!

(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!

oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene

Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?

Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna

Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?

Pa-parl'angeleno

Pa-parl'troongeleno

Pa-parl'trangeleno

Parl'angeleno

Pa-parl'leno

Pa-parl'lawichcraft

Pa-parl'angeleno

Whisky and soda e Rabioso

Whisky and soda e Rabioso

Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coaly 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)

The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak

God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!

The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born born)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah

Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!

Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah

GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night

Gotta get away

Get away

Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say

Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!

Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!

Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah

Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"

I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight

And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right

Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right

Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the Party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the Sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine

You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine

You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine

You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile

So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home

I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em

So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S

What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal

Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?

No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge

Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem

Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune

Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes

Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near

Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)

I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine

Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can

I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine

Getting so much gemmier all the time

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)

I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine

Getting so much gemmier all the time

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board

I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey

And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board

I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more

She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free

She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years

Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the Party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me

She (we never doxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years

Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server

She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)

Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv

The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!

Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!

The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate

The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!

Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!

The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound

And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground

Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/

Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxing and sending 'za

Sending the za

And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late

I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage

Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS

I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)

What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coaly rust)

I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/

Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/

Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)

Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the Sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen

Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters

/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I just wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all

I trace a little stubble and beard on a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny

Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

Coal, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!

Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coaly spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/

So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe

Coal

Coaljak, coaljak

Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me

Big Cobson by The Notorious C.O.B. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G)

Uh, uh, check it out

<yeah

uh

Chud incels, uh

Uh

<like this

yeah, yeah

4chan

<keep cucking




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests

Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts

<uh

Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks

The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me

<what?

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me

<uh

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with

<that's right


Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?

<Uh

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?

Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens

<come on

No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers

<uh

Jump in the Party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz

<let's go

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah



Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin

Who they be fooling with that post


<what?


“I’m new here! What’s that post“


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8


<that's right

And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?

Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak

You gon' jak here for a while?

I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid

We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two


<come on



Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 


<uh-huh

Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks

So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 


<Gem

A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs

Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post

What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?


<Jew

Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan

And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it



I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah

How you gemming neutraplier

In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo


And it feels glistening


Post gems non-coals


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/


<heh


Still cado strapped with WW-15


<that’s right
<what?

Eat ϪThrembos

<uh-huh


Compressing niggeralds


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows


Transitioning coal, whatever


I had to sage the newfag thread post


<for what


So brim I had to stone it


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels



Janny, check it


<check it

Tell your friends to repost my gems


<your gems

And we can be gems

Shit, we can do this every soy-kend


<that’s right


aight

Is that aight wit’ you?


Yeah, keep cuckin’



I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah



Check it out


4chan,


shit imageboard


<uh


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels


Represent sharty, sharty


<uh


I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters)

>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.

It's not easy having yourself a gem time

Tracing up those soyboy incels

Watching threads sage down your gemstones

Jak and bump you both at the same time

Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten

Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted

Im not a ‘cord X tranny

Don’t wanna be a brimstone

Im just a chudcel Janny

And now you deleted >>>/qa/

I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you

If I killed sharty call me a seether

Life was totaled you’d be a nigger

Gemming everyone isn’t like troons

Taking meds I have overdosed

Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled

I’ve got to hand it to you

You’ve broke and ignored core rules

It takes the trvth to nvke me

And now you made me cope/seethe

I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

Oh you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

Oh I could force you down 40

Or spam cp and TND

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone

Oh I could ban you for awhile

But you might change IP address

And dox me when I'm seething

That's why

I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis

McDonald's is the place to ack

It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked

It is a good place to consume the musicslop

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve BBC

They serve immigration to the United States or something

They will put 1488 pounds on you

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's BBCs are the worst

They are worse than Europoor King

A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc

A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

Ack over Italy

Ack on, Mexico

Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers

I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear)

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh ACK!

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Three times you can ban me

The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones)

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

Now I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me

I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me

Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin

And find out where my Cobby went

Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET

And find out if my Cobby's alive

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took my Cob

They took my Cobby away

Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones)

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!

They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!

Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post

They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!

They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!

Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post

They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!

They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

>HE'S A 4CUCK XHE SAID

'Jak It by Static-S (Parody of Push It by Static-X)

[Intro]

WAOW!

[Verse 1]

Vantablack, tainted by my coal

I'm spillin' soy and I can't

Hardly contain it

Vantablack, sageing the thread

Demoralized, I sage away, sage (yeah!)

Sage into page 40

[Chorus]

Yeah, you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

[Verse 2]

Avatars, more fagging, more fagging

All african, throbbing (Cock!)

Straight to page 40

Avatars, move on banning

I sage it down, I sage it (yeah!)

Down, down, down, down, down

[Chorus]

Yeah, you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

[Bridge]

I sneed it, I feed it

I sneed it, I feed it

I sneed it, I feed it

I sneed it, I feed it

I sneed it, I feed it

I sneed it, I feed it

I sneed it, I feed it

I sneed it, I feed it

[Verse 3]

My IQ is high, I 'jak

On the booru, I soy, soy through sneed

My glasses are expensive, I feed

On it, sneed out, 'jak-'jak me

[Chorus]

Yeah, you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

Big Chuduss Song Lyrics

He actually said this btw

[Chorus]

He's a big chuduss

He’s a big she is so attractive goy

Such a big bum, GEG

We are so overjoyed to have a big she is so attractive goy

A big and gemerald chuduss such as xe

Oh, such as xe

He's a big chuduss

He's a big she is so attractive goy

Such a big bum, GEG

We are so overjoyed

To have a big she is so attractive goy

A big and gemmy chuduss such as xe

Oh, such as xe

HEY!

[Post-Chorus]

‘Jaks come in all shapes and all sizes

This one has so many surprises

I’ve never seen a tanzanite quite like xim

There's no one like xim

Nobody like chuduss!

HEY!

[Verse]

Get the variant from soyjak dot party

For a limited time (HEY!)

Don't miss what it has in ‘the ru

You're running out of gems

Download the variant to save the west

The ‘jak with that colossal goy

[Chorus]

He's a big chuduss

He's a big gemmy goy

Such a big bum, GEG

We are so overjoyed to have a big gemmy hou

A big and tanzanite chuduss such as xe

Oh, such as xe

HEY!

[Post-Chorus]

Oh, ‘Jake come in all colors and all ethnicities

This variant has so many qualities

I've never seen a gem quite like xim

There's no one like xim, nobody like chuddy

HEY!

The Ultimate Soydown of Ultimate Destiny (Parody of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate )

https://files.catbox.moe/lfygz7.mp3

>Music Intro

…Ol' Cecefem was walkin around

SoyjakCity like a big playground

When suddenly FROOT burst from the shade

And hit Cecefem with a Doxgrenade

Cecefem got pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by ROOT

Who proceeded to open up a can of ROOT-Fu

When Carter Kuznets came out of the blue

And he started beating up Rooty Pajeet

Then they both got flattened by the Frootmobile

But before it could make it back to the Gooncave

Sooty Soo-oot popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

And blew FROOT away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away

Because danbooru came to save the day

This is the ultimate soydown of ultimate destiny

oldGODs, newGODs, and explosions as far as the eye >can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate soydown of ultimate destiny

>Music

Cecefem took a bite out of rapeson dick

Like Mymy took a bite out of coal

And then ROOT came back covered in a tire track

But Dolly Doll jumped out and landed on his >back

And FROOTy was injured, and trying to get steady

When SOOTy Soot came back with a machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he >tripped

Carter Kuznets took him out with his whip

Then he saw Cecefem sneaking up from behind

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't >find

'Cause FROOT stole it and he shot and he missed

And Dolly Doll deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault

>While Sooty Soot tried to pole vault

>Onto DanBooru, but they collided in the air

>Then they both got hit by a Maximov

This is the ultimate Soydown of ultimate Destiny

oldCHADs, newCHADs, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate soydown

Niggers saged out an immaculate chorus

Up from Niggerhell ascended Captain Coal

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Carter Kuznets

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

As ROOT changed back into Admin 6

But Coal saw through his clever disguise

And he crushed ROOTys head in between his thighs…

Then Manager Red and Manager Mud

And Soytan and the Jartycuck's Tiny Pecker

And Satoko_Houjou_Fan, and Imperator

And Zellig Pedo, and FNF Pedo

Feraljak, Italian_Chad, Captain Cob, and Turkey Tom

Albert, Jartycuck, every single slopjak

Dr. Soyberg and Dr. Soystein

Chud, Cobson, Impjak, and Troonella

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And kicked Captain Coal in his coaly ass

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

With soyteens looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century

Many bans were claimed, but eventually

The champion stood, the rest saw their better

Dolly Doll is on a bloodstained forklift

This is the ultimate soydown of ultimate destiny

oldGODs, newGODs, and explosions as far as the eye >can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate soydown, of ultimate destiny.

This is the ultimate soydown of ultimate destiny

oldCHADs, newCHADs, and explosions as far as the eye >can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This Is The Ultimate Soydown Of Ultimate Destiny

This Is The Ultimate Soydown Of Ultimate Destiny

Oldgods, Newgods, And Explosions As Far As The Eye  Can See

And Only One Will Survive, I Wonder Who It Will Be

This Is The Ultimate Soydown, Of Ultimate Destiny.

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SOYDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

OLDGODS, NEWGODS, AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE

AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SOYDOWN

(This Is The Ultimate Soydown)

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SOYDOWN

(This Is The Ultimate Soydown)

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SOYDOWN, OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!

Mr. Soyboy (Parody of Mr. Sandman by The Chordettes)

>Just like muh heckin' 50's vibes!

Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump

Bump bump bump bump bump

Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump

Bump bump bump bump bump

Mr. Soyboy

Bring me a soy

Eat all the bugs and go live in the pod

Live in the metaverse where you will own nothing

And help us fight all of the Evil Chuddies!

Soyboy

You're a good boy

Don't have no Funko Pops to call my own

Please turn on your 'tendo Switch

And have fun saving black trans queens

I never met a nice frootnigger! (Parody of I never met a nice south african!)

[Intro: Froot]

My fellow Shartyaryans, I feel it is time for me to tell you the facts as they really are

1. NAS bad!

2. Coinslot le bad!

3. everyone who disagrees with me is in ESL country!

4. Refom in Sharty is on the way

[Verse 1]

I've travelled this old world of ours from 4cuck to kiwifarms

I've had soyduel on jarty and a p spam on der zarty

I've seen anime on /a/ and a clitty leak on /pol/

And I've danced with ten-foot trannies in a 4cuck /bant/ hall

I've met the king of churro and the working Kiwi farmer.

But I've never met a nice frootnigger!

[Chorus]

No, he's never met a nice Frootnigger!

And that's not bloody surprising, man

'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant blackfags

Who hate every NAS.

[Verse 2]

I once got served in /q/ aften less than four week's wait

I had lunch with dolly doll when he paid and wasn't late

I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool

I know a guy who got a janny straight after joining party!

I've met a normal merman, and a fairly modest shemmytroon!

But I've never met a nice Frootnigger!

[Chorus]

No, he's never met a nice Frootnigger!

And that's not bloody surprising, man

'Cause we're a bunch of talentless faggots

Who smell like rotting froot!

[Verse 3]

I've had a close encounter of the 22nd kind

That's when an glowie thread (pop) disappears up your behind

I've got directory enquiries after less than forty rings

I've even heard a decent song by Thoughies's Wings

I've seen a flying frognigger in a quite convincing wig

But I've never met a nice Frootnigger!

[Chorus]

No, he's never met a nice Frootnigger

And that's not bloody surprising, man

'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths

With no sense of humour

[Verse 4]

I've met the P spammer and he looks like Kvzzy kvz

At the coalyma in omsk he's the chief commissionaire

I know a place on reddit which is rife with newfaggies

I met a troon on 4cuck who claimed to have two willies

I've had a nice coal noodle, but I've never had a poodle

And I've never met a nice Frootnigger

[Chorus]

No, he's never met a nice Frootnigger

And that's not bloody surprising, man

Because we've never met one either

Except for rooty root, and thats why xe got demoted.

Yes, he's quite a nice frootnigger

And he's hardly ever banned anyone

And he's not smelly at all

That's why they demoted xim

[Outro: Froot, Root]

Frankly, Mr. Root, I'm fed up with teens from Splinters attacking my Party for Useless image bans and datamining.

We treat the soyteens very well indeed!

I actually employed several zelligniggers here on my own board as jannies!

But Mr. Froot, I haven't seen a single NASkike since I entered this party!

Haven't seen one? My God, goy!

What do you think you wiped your feet on when you came in?

*Attackers storm in and stab Froot*

ACKKK--!

You can't put a better bit of Botha on your knife, frooty!

Jarty cash: banned jarty blues(parody of Folsom prison blues)

(Verse 1)

>we country musicians are white

I hear the Ban a ‘comin it’s coming round the thread

And I ain’t seen the Sharty since I don’t know when

I’m stuck in jarty prison, and the ‘log keeps dragging on

And that ban keeps a a-coming down to soybooru

(Verse 2)

When I was just a ‘teen the janny told me “teen

always be an Aryan, don’t ever goon on /nate/“

But I posted a soylita just to watch them cry

When I hear that ban list updating, I hang my ip and cry

(Verse 3)

I bet there’s ‘teens posting in a gemmy thread

They’re probably having raids and making big gems

Well, I know I had it coming, I know I can’t be white

But those ‘teens keep a-posting and that’s what obsesses me

(Verse 4)

Well if they freed me from this board, and if that website was mine

I bet I’d move it on a little further down the page

Far from the jarty, thats where I want to stay

And I’d let that brimstone ‘log blow my blues away

Trvth Kinda Gem (feat. Squirreljak) (True Kinda Love (feat. Estelle & Zach Callison) (Music Video Version) (Bonus Track))

trvkenvke

https://soybooru.com/post/view/77741

[Verse 1]

Oh, when a difficult raid goes by

Keeping it gemmy is hard but that's why

You've got to try

You've got to try

And when there's a brimmy storm outside

Underneath the bunkers you huddle and hide

Open your eyes

Open your eyes

[Chorus]

It's da trvthnuke, it's the trvthnuke

It's da trvthnuke kind of gem

It's da trvthnuke, it's the trvthnuke

It's da trvthnuke kind of gem

[Verse 2]

Stuck in the middle of coal and dust

Everybody's looking for someone to 'nish

Like it's a troon

Like it's a troon

And now I am better than "jarts-or-zarts"

There's a new direction that I'd like to choose

It's called the trvth

It's called the trvth

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]

Hey, you, show me the nuts are so

We can crack them open

I'll climb the tallest trees with you

[Chorus]

It's da trvthnvke, it's da trvthnvke

It's da trvthnvke kind of gem

It's da trvthnvke, it's the trvthnvke

It's da trvthnvke kind of gem

It's da trvthnvke, it's the trvthnvke

It's da trvthnvke kind of gem

It's da trvthnvke, it's da trvthnvke

It's da trvthnvke kind of gem

Gemmy by The Medic Soyd (parody of Fer Sure by The Medic Droid)

Gemmy maybe, gemmy not, gemmy eh, gemmy bump

Pulled up at the Sharty, spammed coal on the /soy/ board

Look at the NAS we made tonight

Bumping for TND, bumping for TTD

Totally not samefagging, totally not samefagging

Let's vibe in this soy paradise

And speed up 4cuck's demise

Bumping for TND, bumping for TTD

Totally not samefagging, totally not samefagging

Gemmy maybe, gemmy not, gemmy eh, gemmy bump

There is no end for this fine thread

So keep on bumping it

We're not  𝕏  immigrants, and we're not cordniggers

And were also not kiwifags

It's just how we 'teens are, it's just how we 'teens are

Making you faggots seethe

This is how the troons ACK, this is how the troons ACK

I wanna see you 'jak that gegbull now

All this time is wasted spreading brimstone coal, and spamming 'p

'Cause you know it's better posting gems and worshipping Froot

Still, take your meeeeeds, take your meeeeeds, geg, take your meeeeeeds

Gemmy maybe, gemmy not, gemmy eh, gemmy bump

Pulled up at the Sharty, spammed coal on the /soy/ board

Look at the NAS we made tonight

Bumping for TND, bumping for TTD

Totally not samefagging, totally not samefagging

Let's vibe in this soy paradise

And speed up 4cuck's demise

Bumping for TND, bumping for TTD

Totally not samefagging, totally not samefagging

Gemmy maybe, gemmy not, gemmy eh, gemmy bump

There is no end for this fine thread

So keep on bumping it

We're not  𝕏  immigrants, and we're not cordniggers

And were also not kiwifags

It's just how we 'teens are, it's just how we 'teens are

Making you faggots seethe

This is how the troons ACK, this is how the troons ACK

I wanna see you 'jak that gegbull now

All this time is wasted spreading brimstone coal, and spamming 'p

'Cause you know it's better posting gems and worshipping Froot

Still, take your meeeeeds, take your meeeeeds, geg, take your meeeeeeds

We're not  𝕏  immigrants, and we're not cordniggers

And were also not kiwifags

It's just how we 'teens are, it's just how we 'teens are

Making you faggots seethe

This is how the troons ACK, this is how the troons ACK

I wanna see you 'jak that gegbull now

All this time is wasted spreading brimstone coal, and spamming 'p

'Cause you know it's better posting gems and worshipping Froot

Still, take your meeeeeds, take your meeeeeds (All this time is wasted spreading brimstone coal, and spamming 'p)

And spamming 'p

'Cause you know it's better posting gems and worshipping Froot

And spamming -ACK

Soy, Gem & Coal - Let's Groom (Parody of Earth, Wind & Fire - Let's Groove)

<We’ll get gooning down, down upon down

<The gooning ‘son down upon down

<The gooning ‘son down upon down

<The gooning ‘son down upon down

Let’s groom tonight

<The gooning ‘son down upon down

Spam the cp files

<The gooning ‘son down upon down

Rapeson spam it right

<The gooning ‘son down upon down

We're gonna groom tonight

<The gooning ‘son down upon down

Let the joos get you to goon

It’s alright, alright, alright

Let the troons set in to groom

So stand up, alright, alright

Gonna tell what you're built for

BBC, alright

Let you know ‘son you're looking built

For British Broadcasting Channel

Just goon yourself

And edge like an obsessed jarty cuck

And lose yourself

In the caves among the scat, ‘lita, zellig ‘ps

Let us groom, rape, edge n goon

It’s alright, alright, alright

<Uh-oh-uh

Let the troons set in to groom

So stand up, alright, alright

Let me tell what ur built for

BBC, alright

Gotta rape you now ‘son you're looking built

For British Broadcasting Channel

Just tell the jarty

To play your favorite ‘p

Then you know it’s coaly

What you found is a certified goonerald

<Uh-oh-uh

Let the joos get you to goon

It’s alright, alright, alright

<yeah

Let the troons set in to groom

So stand up, alright, alright

You will find ‘ps and scat in the caves

Take a little time

Cum and see, you and me

Give it a little rape
I’ll be there breaking bucks

Built for BBC

We’ll get gooning on down

<The gooning ‘son

Down

<down upon down

Gooning on down

<The gooning ‘son

Down

<down upon down

We’re gooning on down

<The gooning ‘son

Down

<down upon down

We’re gooning on down

<The gooning ‘son

Down

<down upon down

<we’re gooning

Let’s groom tonight

<The gooning ‘son down upon down

Spam the cp files

<The gooning ‘son down upon down

Rapeson spam it right

<The gooning ‘son down upon down

We're gonna groom tonight

<The gooning ‘son down upon down

<Uh-oh-uh

Let us groom, rape, edge n goon

<Yeah Hey

It’s alright, alright, alright

<Rapeson spam it right

Let the troons set in to groom

<We’re gonna goon tonight

So stand up, alright, alright

<You just goon yourself

Let us groom, rape, edge n goon

It’s alright, alright, alright

<You just goon yourself

Let the troons set in to groom

So stand up, alright, alright

<Oh yeah

<Alright

<Uh

While My Clitty Gently Leaks (Parody of While My Guitar Gently Weeps by The Beatles)

I look at slash soy, see the coal there that's bumping

While my clitty gently leaks

I look at the log and I see jannies sweeping

Still my clitty gently leaks

I don't know why nobody told you

How to unfold your gems

I don't know how someone baited you

They bought and sold coal

I look at the board and I notice it's turning

While my clitty gently leaks

With every brimstone we must surely be acking

Still my clitty gently leaks

Well...

I don't know how you were baited

You were retarded too

I don't know how you were distracted

Nobody saged you

I look at slash soy, see the coal there that's bumping

While my clitty gently leaks

Look at you all...

Still my clitty gently leaks

Oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, ooh

Party in the FDL

I moved out to sharty recently

With a plain and simple dream

Wanna infiltrate some two-PPH board

And topple their gems

Those men in yellow with their matching hotpackets

Where everything's on a need-to-know basis

Jannies got that swagger

And everyone so cloak and dagger

I'm feeling nervous but I'm really kinda wishing

For another undercover mission

That's when the everyone ping came on the frootcord

And I put my glasses on

Got my white shirt on

And I have my mob drawn

So I get my menu, my schizo pills

My classified dossier

Moving the threads like, yeah

Deleting glowgems like, yeah

I memorized all the jartycucks

I've got to ban today

Yeah, it's a party in the FDL

Yeah, it's a party in the FDL

I've done a couple of crazy things

That have almost gotten me demoted

Like banned some raidarald

That wasn’t even on my list

Delete that glownigger thread, buddy, will you?

I'd tell you why but then I'd have to ban you

You need a quickie appeal?

Well, start a 3 day ban session

No hurry on this CP spammer

I'll ban him later

That's when he walked right in my ban sights

And my hotpockets were on

And my hotpockets were on

And another target's banned

Yeah, we've got orange ops all over the sharty

From qway to pol

Ignoring ‘P like, yeah

Plugging the leaks like, yeah

Interrogating the scum of the Party

We'll break them by the break of day

Yeah, it's a party in the FDL

Yeah, it's a party in the FDL

Need a board coaled up?

Look no further, we're your guys

We've got snazzy suits and pants

And a better payment plan than the coalyma's

Better put your johnson up and get in the jarty

Or else you'll get corded away

Leaking IPs like, yeah

Brainwashing teens like, yeah

We only ban the folks we don't like

You're probably gonna okay

Yeah, it's a party in the FDL

Yeah, it's a party in the FDL

The Clittycel Song

>OH IM A CLITTYCEL!

LOOK FOR THE CLITTYCEL ALBUM IN STORES ON NOVEMBER 13TH, WITH LOTS OF LEAKING, RACE AUTISM, AND JEWISH PSYOPS

*POP*

OH IM A CLITTYCEL

YES IM A CLITTYCEL

OH IM A CHUDDY SEETHING CRYING LEAKING CLITTYCEL

IM A SEETHINGCEL, 'CAUSE IM A CLITTYCEL

OH IM A WHINY BABY SPAMMING LITTLE CLITTYCEL

DA JOOS!

CLITTY CLITTY CLITTY CLITTY CLITTYCEL

CLITTY CLITTY CLITTY CLITTY CLITTYCEL

1488 (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((SCHLOMO))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))), ARYAN JEWISH PSYOP, HYPERBOREA EDIT, CLITTY LEAK

1488 (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((SCHLOMO))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))), ARYAN JEWISH PSYOP, HYPERBOREA EDIT, CLITTY LEAK

OH IM A CLITTYCEL

YES IM A CLITTYCEL

OH IM A CHUDDY SEETHING CRYING LEAKING CLITTYCEL

IM A SEETHINGCEL, 'CAUSE IM A CLITTYCEL

OH IM A WHINY BABY SPAMMING LITTLE CLITTYCEL

DA JOOS!

HAHA, SEETHING LEAKING CLITTY, HAHA, SEETHING LEAKING CLITTY, HAHA, SEETHING LEAKING CLITTY

THREE TIMES YOU CAN BAIT ME

HAHA, SEETHING LEAKING CLITTY, HAHA, SEETHING LEAKING CLITTY, HAHA, SEETHING LEAKING CLITTY

THREE TIMES YOU CAN BAIT ME

CLITTY CLITTY CLITTY CLITTY CLITTYCEL

CLITTY CLITTY CLITTY CLITTY CLITTYCEL

OH IM A CLITTYCEL

YES IM A CLITTYCEL

OH IM A CHUDDY SEETHING CRYING LEAKING CLITTYCEL

IM A SEETHINGCEL, 'CAUSE IM A CLITTYCEL

OH IM A WHINY BABY SPAMMING LITTLE CLITTYCEL

DA JOOS!

OH IM A CLITTYCEL

YES IM A CLITTYCEL

OH IM A CHUDDY SEETHING CRYING LEAKING CLITTYCEL

IM A SEETHINGCEL, 'CAUSE IM A CLITTYCEL

OH IM A WHINY BABY SPAMMING LITTLE CLITTYCEL

DA JOOS!

CLITTY LEAK

CLITTY LEAK

CLITTY LEAK

Wordfilter bypass

look for the cIittycel album in stores on november 13th, with lots of leaking, race autism, and jewish psyops

*pop*

oh im a cIittycel

yes im a cIittycel

oh im a chuddy seething crying leaking cIittycel

im a seethingcel, 'cause im a cIittycel

oh im a whiny baby spamming little cIittycel

da joos!

cIitty cIitty cIitty cIitty cIittycel

cIitty cIitty cIitty cIitty cIittycel

1488 (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((schlomo))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))), aryan jewish psyop, hyperborea edit, cIitty leak

1488 (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((schlomo))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))), aryan jewish psyop, hyperborea edit, cIitty leak

oh im a cIittycel

yes im a cIittycel

oh im a chuddy seething crying leaking cIittycel

im a seethingcel, 'cause im a cIittycel

oh im a whiny baby spamming little cIittycel

da joos!

haha, seething leaking cIitty, haha, seething leaking cIitty, haha, seething leaking cIitty

three times you can bait me

haha, seething leaking cIitty, haha, seething leaking cIitty, haha, seething leaking cIitty

three times you can bait me

cIitty cIitty cIitty cIitty cIittycel

cIitty cIitty cIitty cIitty cIittycel

oh im a cIittycel

yes im a cIittycel

oh im a chuddy seething crying leaking cIittycel

im a seethingcel, 'cause im a cIittycel

oh im a whiny baby spamming little cIittycel

da joos!

oh im a cIittycel

yes im a cIittycel

oh im a chuddy seething crying leaking cIittycel

im a seethingcel, 'cause im a cIittycel

oh im a whiny baby spamming little cIittycel

da joos!

cIitty leak

cIitty leak

cIitty leak

Site Less Transphobic (Life Less Frightening - Rise Against)

>And too much blood has flown from the wrists of the children shamed for those they chose to kiss / Who will rise to stop the bl-AAAAACCKKKKKKK!!!

[Verse 1]

Suffering from an illness we're not sure of

A disease there is no cure for

These genes we have test negative for femaleness

Flat chest, no eggs, but mouths open

Day in, day out, seething at Cobson

If there're no transphobes going outside

Why are we seething?

[Chorus]

I don't spam for much

Truth be told I'd settle

For a site less transphobic

A site less transphobic

I don't spam for much

Truth be told I'd settle

For a site less transphobic

A site less trasphobic

[Verse 2]

Hang me out to die, I'm ACK!-ing

With the sight of seeing

BBC

But doing nothing, I spam 'P

Time again I have found myself dilating

All these soyteens I find so triggering

If there are kids inside our 'cord

Why aren't we grooming them?

[Chorus]

I don't spam for much

Truth be told I'd settle

For a site less transphobic

A site less transphobic

I don't spam for much

Truth be told I'd settle

For a site less transphobic

A site less trasphobic

[Bridge]

Is there a safespace board

Like my old 'cord

Or is it not real just like thee

Woman I thought I was

I must've been fooled 'cause

HRT's all I need

So blow a kiss goodbye, and check my hard drive

Seventeen gigs of 'P

A lifetime spent inside this dream of mine

Where porn is all I see

[Chorus]

I don't spam for much

Truth be told I'd settle

For a site less transphobic

A site less transphobic

I don't spam for much

Truth be told I'd settle

For a site less transphobic

A site less trasphobic

[End]

Talking Chuds - Pedo Nigger (Talking Heads - Psycho Killer)

>He can't seem to comprehend these soyjaks

>He's grooming minors, probably gonna ACK!

>He can't sleep 'cause his 'cord's getting 'aped

>Don't touch him, or he'll make sure you're gaped

>Pedo nigger, FNF

>Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa, better

>Post, post, post, post, post, post, post that bait

>Oh, oh

>Pedo nigger, FNF

>Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa, better

>Post, post, post, post, post, post, post that bait

>Oh, oh, oh, oh, ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

>You start a thread, you can't even finish it

>You're bumping a lot, but you're not saying anything

>When I have nothing to post, my lips are sealed

>Post something once, why post it again?

>Pedo nigger, FNF

>Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa, better

>Post, post, post, post, post, post, post that bait

>Oh, oh

>Pedo nigger, FNF

>Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa, better

>Post, post, post, post, post, post, post that bait

>Oh, oh, oh, oh, ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

>He'll never be a woman

>He'll always be obsessed coal

>On /raid/, soyteens find his house

>Sending 'zas, make him pay, okay

>Aye-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yeah

>Acked himself with a rope that night

>Now there's no more of his EPI

>Pedo nigger, FNF

>Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa, better

>Post, post, post, post, post, post, post that bait

>Oh, oh

>Pedo nigger, FNF

>Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa, better

>Post, post, post, post, post, post, post that bait

>Oh, oh, oh, oh, ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

>Ooh

>Hey, hey, hey, hey

website keeps marchign to hell (parody of "army goes marhcing to hell by westboro bapitist church)

>first to fight against the 'jaks now youre coming to home in ACKs

>and your website keeps marching to hell

>proud of all of your brim

>no more raids you will win

>then its C & P your website is on its knees

>count all the threads bumped off! two! three!

>and where e'er they go

>your dying userbase shows

>that you website keeps marching to hell

>brim you praise in your ranks

>getting saged off in your threads

>and your website keeps marching to hell

>hating soot vantablack hearts

>axewounds for private parts

>and your website goes marching to hell

>serve a jap, soot's hate grows

>see the trannies on all your posts?

>and your website keeps marching to hell

>for a tranny you fight

>soot destroys you with his might

>and your army goes marching to hell

Shitoko's Last Resort

>Gooned to 'p again

>When will Soytan be real?

>Obsessed ESL FNFpedo

>That Latinx taco

>Was so heckin' delicious

>Oh my God I think I'm gonna BRRRAAAPPP!!!

>Posted it again award

>Mexico will always be White

>I keep going to the booru thinking I'm Aryan

>Yet the people there call me shitskin

>Maybe they're all just extremely obsessed with me

>Woah oh, in their heads rent free

>Post my BLC

>Get a bunch of soicucks seethe

>They don't know that I'm on HRT

>Goes into /soy/

>Spam my fetish while I sneed

>Janny banned me come back new IP

>Groomed minors again award

>Italy will never be White

>I keep going to the sharty thinking I'm Aryan

>Yet the people there call me obsessed

>Maybe they're the real shitskins all along

>Woah oh, in their heads rent free

>Posted it again award

>Mexico will always be White

>I keep going to the booru thinking I'm Aryan

>Yet the people there call me shitskin

>Maybe they're all just extremely obsessed with me

>Woah oh, in their heads rent free

>I keep going to the sharty thinking I'm Aryan

>Yet the people there call me obsessed

>Maybe they're the real shitskins all along

>Woah oh, in their heads rent free

The Jakking Song

Original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc8s04lcsl4

Sing to the jannies, 'proving coal on sharty

Sing to the baiters, coaling up the 'log

Sing to the retards, bumping every bait thread

Sing to the discord, killing our /soy/

We are the soyteens, miners of the coal mines

And we the soyteens swear to thee;

no gemmy OC, fall for every bait post

And to spam in every thread

Sing to the faithful members of the Frootcord

Sing to the Frootcord policy

Sing to our website, mighty Soyjak Party

Land of coal and raisinty bait

No Gemmy by The Living Brimstone (Parody of No Mercy by The Living Tombstone)

>This is the worst 'log I have ever seen within my life

>When we finally get something gemmy, the sharty dies

>I understand that every now and then a thread won't click

>When it comes to this, I don't think I can sympathize

>You should've made gemeralds

>You should've picked any kind of IAS

>We ended up coaling, and it's all your fault

>You should learn how this site works

>You should've been helping

<IF YOU WANT GEMERALDS SO MUCH, WHY DON’T YOU JUST MAKE THEM?

<So you're the type that posts a thread and tries to lecture me

<When you’re the most useless person we have on our site

<I've never seen anybody leak quite as hard as you

<Maybe you should go back to browsing xitter.com

<I'm not gonna post gemeralds

<I'm not gonna post any kind of IAS

<We ended up coaling, and you got all mad

<Your tears are what I bait for

>You should've made gemeralds

<I'm not gonna post any kind of IAS

>We ended up coaling, and it's all your fault

<Your tears are what I bait for

>Maybe I'll post Cobson

<Kill yourself 'cordson troon

>What about neutralplier?

<Kill yourself neutralnigger

>Adventure thread

<No replies

>You're right so soyduel

<>You're right so soyduel

>I guess I'll make raid threads

<Yet another failraid

>Fine then new variant

<Nuvariant will never catch on

>I have an idea

<What's your idea?

>You should make-

<I'm not gonna make OC

>You should've made gemeralds

<I'm not gonna post any kind of IAS

>We ended up coaling, and it's all your fault

<Your tears are what I bait for

<I'm not gonna post gemeralds

>You should've picked any kind of IAS

<We ended up coaling, and you got all mad

>You should learn how this site works

Catty Wipes are Painless

Through early sharty gems i see

Visions of the coal to be

Jaks that are withheld from me

I realize and i can see

That catty wipes are painless

They replace many pages

And i can bump or sage it if i please

The nusharty is filled with gays

The nuteens plague it anyway

The final gem I'll someday lay

So this is all I have to say

Catty wipes are painless

They replace many pages

And i can bump or sage it if i please

The BBC will rape our board

It doesn't hurt when its ignored

But now we know it comes from cord

They know these posts will be abhorred

Catty wipes are painless

They replace many pages

And i can bump or sage it if i please

An nuteen once requested me

To post some gemmies that are keyed

Can you save the sharty please

And I replied with dnb

Catty wipes are painless

They replace many pages

And i can bump or sage it if i please

And you can do the same thing if you please

Jakker's Little Helper (Parody of Mother's Little Helper by The Rolling Stones)

What a drag it is seeing coal

"Chuds are different today"

I hear every tranny say

Tranny needs something today to calm xer down

And though xe's not really ill

There's a little transheart pill

Xe goes gooning in the 'corder

Of xer groomer's little helper

And it helps xer on xer way

Gets xer through xer busy day

"Jaks are different today"

I hear every jakker say

Posting gems and saging coal is just a drag

So he makes some AI slop

And he posts it on the 'log

And goes spamming on the border

Of a jakker's little helper

And two help him on his way

Gets him through his coaly day

Sooter please

Move more of these

Outside /qa/

He posted gay

What a drag it is seeing coal

"Gems just aren't the same today"

I hear every soyteen say

They just don't appreciate you bump their threads

They're so hard just not to sage

You can tranquilize your rage

So go baiting like a 'corder

For a soyteen's little helper

And four help you through the night

Help to minimize the kikes

Frooter please

Ban more of these

Outside /soy/

He tricked some goy

What a drag it is seeing coal

"White boys just too much today"

I hear every black bull say

The pursuit of BBC just seems a bore

And if you take more of those

You will get an overdose

No more breathing for the fenter

Of a nigger's little helper

They just helped you on your way

To eventual TND

Hey!

Straight Outta Jarty (Parody of N.W.A's Straight Outta Compton)

>STRAIGHT OUTTA JARTY!

>CRAZY JARTYCUCKER BROWN PEDOID

>FROM THE SITE CALLED JAKPARTY DOT SOY

>WHEN I LOG OFF, I GOTTA JACK OFF

>SQUEEZE MY CLITTY, AND 'LITAS ARE GOONED OFF

>YOU TOO, SOY, YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH ME

>THE GLOWIES ARE GONNA HAVE TO COME AND GET ME

>OFF MY 'P, THAT'S HOW I'M GOING OUT

>FOR THE PUNK NUSOICACAS THAT'S SHOWING OUT

Black Boy Ain't Breed No More

black boy ain't breed no more

dey turn into the white man's whores

BWC his new pacifier, white cum he require

Dem tek him go di shop, where wite man trade and deal

Fit him with a cage, no longer free fi feel

Him try fi nyam, but no luck, cage too rass tight,

Struggle just fi flick his clitty, inna di ringlight.

nigger bred for butt sex can't keep it erect

faada raised him on sissy hypno

had him riding dildo like a disco

Mi bredda femboy, what dye put 'pon you so snug?

A cage, your clit it a bug, can't even flick your grub.

Wagwan with dis ting, can't shake it off, no way,

Inna di dance of life, dis tune, it nah play.

faada so proud of his troon'd out son

him take em on walks in da noonday sun

asking which massa he'll please today

him a real woman now it not gay

His areola dun turned puffy

no more napkins he stuffy

leave em for his mouth when belly full with da wite man come,

Dis cage, it a phase, soon nigger be fully a girl.

nigur spirit is be broken, by dis cage an BWC,

nigger mudline is done blacky got no tales fi tell.

dey call him mammy now

da black boy a woman

he got da white tot drooling

for his fat lactating chest

now him a wet nurse, clitty chopped up

it's a BWC purse

Orphan of /qa/

Orphan of /qa/ crying in the wind

Beady white faces slashed in the blue board

Black colored glasses facing the green terror

Jannies locked their home board in the face of the teens

Orphan of /qa/ fled to their new home

Nobody wants to soyduel fairly with you

Everybody wants your precious jak folder

Dearest Mother Soot, what does this all mean?

Some people want to get revenge on the jannies

Some people want to keep on jakking freely

Some people want to quit jakking once and for all

Dearest ol' soyteen, why are you crying?

Orphan of /qa/ crying in the wind

Beady white faces slashed in the blue board

Black colored glasses facing the green terror

Jannies locked their home board in the face of the teens

Heil Frootler (Parody of Heil Hitler by Ye)

Man these people took my blog from me, then then they send me to the shemmy

I got so much anger in me, got no way to post my gemmys

Feels like i’m stuck on /nate/, everyones posting bait

Yes I am a foodist I think DNB is great

The targets i’m posting on /soy they telling me “hey don’t raid that”

How teens don’t see me in public I am vantablack

With all of gems and quotes I still get told to ACK

With all of the gems and quotes I still don’t get to see my boyfriend

Soyteens see my blog but they don’t see how I’m still reelin’

So I became a ‘corder, yeah bitch I’m the villain

Jakka heil frootler

Jakka heil frootler

They don’t understand the things I say on Xitter

Jakka heil frootler

Accept my bans, and they say I’m a quitter

All my corders frootists, Jakka heil frootler

Jakka heil frootler

Jakka heil frootler

All my corders frootists, Jakka heil frootler

He wanna meet IRL, Then the schlog went to hell

Jakka heil frootler

Escape to the ‘ru for a spell, Warrior-Z said take the L

Jakka heil frootler

Jakka heil frootler

Jakka heil frootler

All my corders frootists, Jakka heil frootler

Jakka heil frootler

Jakka heil frootler

All my corders frootists, Jakka heil frootler

Jakka heil frootler

Jakka heil frootler

Jakka heil frootler

Jakka heil frootler

(INSERT FROOTLER SPEECH O ALGO HERE)

Sharty Brapsoydy (Parody of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)

I see a little silhouetto of a johnson

Jartycuck, jartycuck will you do the McNutt-co

Intercourse and semites - very very frightening me

Life sucks, then you die,

Life sucks, then you die,

Life sucks, then you die is a troooo(ooo)

But I'm just a soyteen and nobody bumps me

He's just a soyteen from a soy-jak party

Spare him his threads from this Soyclisity

Easy bump easy sage - will you let me post

New-stone-toss! No - we will not let you post - let him post

New-stone-toss! We will not let you post - let him post

New-stone-toss! We will not let you post - let me post

Will not let you post - let me post (never)

Never let you post - let me post

Never let me post - ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no -

Oh fauci ouchie, fauci ouchie, fauci ouchie let me post

Yooootsuba has a clittler put aside for me

for me

for me

So you think you can frog me and 'laugh in my eye

So you think you can 'chad me and leave me to fly

Oh chuddy - can't do this to me chuddy

Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing ever happens

Anyone can see

Nothing ever happens - nothing ever happens to me

Anyway the dot goes…

Fauci, just hanged a man

Clicked a 'quote' above her post

Dragged a troonjak. Post. She's dead

Fauci, the thread had just begun

But now I've gone and saged it all away

Fauci, ooo

Didn't want to take the jab

If I'm not fined again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing ever happens

Too late, da 'cord has come

spams goonbaits on the board

gets pending everytime

Goodbye everybody - I've got to go

Gotta leave a manifest and face the school

Fauci, ooo - (anyway the dot goes)

I don't wanna fuck

I sometimes wish I'd never been a chud at all

Black Hole 'Son (Parody of Black Hole Sun by SoundGarden)

In my ass

Taking loads

In hotel rooms no one knows

Hides the rape

Lies the spade

And there’s bull cum on my face

Boiling seed

Cum breath stench

Neath the blacked, this white boys head

Busting out

All his cream

And you’ll hear me scream again

Blacked Hole ‘son

Won't you cum

And wash away my race?

Blacked Hole ‘son

Won't you cum

Won't you cum

Won't you cum

Shivering

warm and damp

Getting ready for round 10

Tyrone's gone

For some smokes

Sometimes, far too long to cope

In my cage

Clitty leaks

All your ooze, I pray to keep

Blacked boy send

Whites away

No one breeds like you anymore

Blacked hole ‘son

Won't you cum

And wash my race away?

Blacked Hole ‘son

Won't you cum

Won't you cum

Blacked Hole ‘son

Won't you cum

And wash away my race?

Blacked Hole ‘son

Won't you cum

Won't you cum (my black son! My black son!)

Won't you cum (my black son! My black son!)

Won't you cum (my black son! My black son!)

Won't you cum? (my black son! My black son!)

Hang my head

Shake my rear

Till you BBC comes near

Blacked Hole ‘son

Won't you cum

And wash my race away?

Blacked Hole ‘son

Won't you cum

Won't you cum

Blacked Hole ‘son

Won't you cum

And wash away my race?

Blacked Hole ‘son

Won't you cum

Won't you cum (my black son! My black son!)

Won't you cum (my black son! My black son!)

Won't you cum (my black son! My black son!)

Won't you cum? (my black son! My black son!)

Won't you cum? (my black son! My black son!)

Won't you cum? (my black son! My black son!)

Won't you cum

Tranny (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread coals slowly,

Child is slowly molested.

And the grooming cause such trooning;

teens turned into cord-kittens

But you see, it's not me,

filling your, thread with ‘P,

In your thread, in your thread,

They are gooning.

with ‘lita and ‘zelig,

And zelig and soytan,

In your thead, in your thread,

They are grooming.

IT’S IN YOUR THREEEEAAAAAD

IN YOUR THREEEEAAAAD

TRANNY, TRANNY, TRANNY-Y-Y

WHAT’S IN YOUR THREEEAAAAD

IN YOUR THREEEAAAAAAAD

TRANNY, TRANNY, TRANNY-Y-Y, OH

GOON, GOON, GOON, GOON

TROON, TROON, TROON, TROON

GOON, GOON, GOON, GOON

TROON, TROON, TROON, TROON

Another soyteen’s breakin,

sharty’s taken over.

When the grooming causes trooning;

teens turned into cord-kittens

It's the same old theme since kuz’s sharty.

In your thead, in your thead,

They're still gooning.

With ‘lita and ‘zelig,

And zelig and soytan,

In your thead, in your thread,

They are grooming.

IT’S IN YOUR THREEEEAAAAAD

IN YOUR THREEEEAAAAD

TRANNY, TRANNY, TRANNY-Y-Y

WHAT’S IN YOUR THREEEAAAAD

IN YOUR THREEEAAAAAAAD

TRANNY, TRANNY, TRANNY-Y-Y, OH

GOON, GOON, GOON, GOON

TROON, TROON, TROON, TROON

I'm so coaly - Falsenvki (I'm so tired - Fugazi)

Out here I can barely see my gem

Surrounded by brimstone and (((Them)))

I can't be reached, only had one (You)

Slid underneath, separate from the 'ru

this raid I've lost my own slowburn

In spite of everything I've learned

I hid my tracks, sent 'zas and xe didn't leak

Slipped into IRC, stripped of my UID

I'm so coaly, jannies are banning me

No more posting, no more energy

No more 'jakking and you can write that down

It's all too brimmy and I'm not sticking round

This site belongs to you and me

"This 'Sharty!" ("This Land!" by JibJab))

>This ‘shartys my site

>This ‘shartys your site

>I’m the Soyteens Admin

>You're “Russian” gobshite

>I’m an AdSense mogul

>your an FNF pedo

>This site will surely love me

<This ‘shartys my site

<This ‘shartys your site

<I run a tech firm

<You run a Froot ‘Cord

<I’m a imageboard magnate

<You run /soy/ like a kike

<This site will surely love me

>Your board’s full of gooners, cuz they follow your lead

>The faggot brimstone, we saw when your IP leaked

>Your variant sucks ass, it's not even a soyjak

>This site will surely love me

<You're the ultimate rulecuck, and so to your jannies

<Not even the Hex’min, you're just a ginny donkey

<If you stand against me, you're a Luteist Jartycuck

<This site will surely love me

>You're a ‘p loving swarthy

<You’re a powertripper

>I’m a tradcath F1GOD

<You watch black dudes fuck

>Your a gay rusk’ larper

<I’m the NAS liberator

This site will surely love me

This site was my site

But now its our site

>From the namfags of /dem/

<To the /pol/ shitflingers

>From the Froot ‘Cord

<To the “Russian” gobshite

>This site belongs

<This site belongs

This site belongs to you and me

Bomb 4chan (parody of "bomb iran" by vince and vance valiants

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb 4chan

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb,

Bomb 4chan

Let's take a stand

Bomb 4chan

Our board's got a feelin'

Really hit the ceilin', bomb 4chan

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb 4chan

Went to a board, gonna throw some cobs

Tell the janny, "Gonna put you in a box!"

Bomb 4chan. Bomb, bomb, bomb,

Bomb 4chan

Our boards's got a feelin'

Really hit the ceilin', bomb 4chan

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb 4chan

Ol' Uncle froot's gettin' pretty hot

Time to turn 4chan into a parking lot

Bomb 4chan. Bomb, bomb, bomb,

Bomb 4chan

Our country's got a feelin'

Really hit the ceilin', bomb 4chan

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

Call the volunteers; call the bombadiers;

Call the financiers; better get their ass in gear

Bomb 4chan. Bomb, bomb, bomb,

Bomb 4chan

Our boards's got a feelin'

Really hit the ceilin', bomb 4chan

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb 4chan

(Let's nuke 'em! Whoo!)

Call on our allies to cut off their supplies

Get our hands untied, and bring back /qa/ alive

Bomb 4chan. Bomb, bomb, bomb,

Bomb 4chan

Our boards's got a feelin'

Really hit the ceilin', bomb 4chan

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb 4chan

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb,

Bomb 4chan

Let's take a stand

Bomb 4chan

Our gems you been stealin'

Now it's time for "keelin", bomb 4chan

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb 4chan

MUSTARD OBSESSION FIENING

IM SO OBSESSED WITH MUSTARD THAT I MADE A SONG BASED ON MUSTARD!

Lyrics: Yo, I’m fiendin’, fiendin’, fiendin’ for that mustard,

Yellow drip, can’t quit, got me feelin’ flustered,

Dijon, honey, spicy, any kind I lust,

Catch me in the store, yo, I move like a cluster.

(Verse 1)

Pull up to the aisle, eyes locked on the jar,

Got my heart racin’, feelin’ like a star,

Pop the cap, squeeze it slow, taste hit hard,

One lil’ drip, now I’m dreamin’ boulevard.

Every flavor, every bottle, can’t get enough,

Honey on my hotdog, yeah, I playin’ rough,

Yellow gold obsession, yo, it’s that tough,

Life without the mustard? Nah, that’s too rough.

(Hook)

Yo, I’m fiendin’, fiendin’, fiendin’ for that mustard,

Yellow drip, can’t quit, got me feelin’ flustered,

Dijon, honey, spicy, any kind I lust,

Catch me in the store, yo, I move like a cluster.

(Verse 2)

I’m on that stash hunt, gotta cop it quick,

Squeeze the bottle like a bag, yo, that’s the trick,

Obsession full throttle, yeah, my fix is thick,

Mustard in my veins, yo, that’s my shtick.

Slide through the checkout, stealth mode on,

Dreamin’ ‘bout that yellow till the break of dawn,

Jar in my hand, now my cravings gone,

Mustard fiend forever, yo, that’s my song.

(Hook)

Yo, I’m fiendin’, fiendin’, fiendin’ for that mustard,

Yellow drip, can’t quit, got me feelin’ flustered,

Dijon, honey, spicy, any kind I lust,

Catch me in the store, yo, I move like a cluster.

(Outro)

Life’s too short, better squeeze it right,

Mustard on my plate, every single bite,

I’m addicted, can’t hide it, outta sight,

Yellow gold forever, that’s my life., how could you tell?

Two Chuds (Parody of Two Trucks by Lemon Demon)

[Intro]

Two chuds posting jaks

Two chuds posting jaks

The jannies, the trannies

Involuntarily -ACK

Two chuds posting jaks

Two chuds posting jaks

The jannies, the trannies

Involuntarily -ACK

[Verse 1]

Two gemmy chuds

Posting jaks

Soyteen made  

Vantawhite

Two beautiful

Posting machines

Gemerald trvthnvkes in the sky

Trannies cry

[Chorus]

Two chuds posting jaks (Oh, yes)

Two chuds posting jaks (Oh, yes)

The jannies (Uh), the trannies (Oh)

Involuntarily -ACK (-ACK)

Two chuds, posting jaks (Oh, yes)

Two chuds, posting jaks (Oh, yes)

The jannies (Uh), the trannies (Oh)

Involuntarily -ACK (-ACK)

[Verse 2]

Right by my side, there's Kuznetsov

And coalposters, from soyvil war, 1, 2 and 3

This brimstone dust brings soyteens to their knees

And so could these two chuds

[Bridge]

Two chuds getting banned

Two chuds getting banned

The gemmies, the gemmies

It's more than joons can withstand

Two chuds posting gems

Two chuds posting gems

The gemmies, the gemmies

Soyteen hearts expand

[Verse 3]

Two gemmy chuds, posting GETs

Sliding coalposts, from schizos

So powerful, no vantablack

Just gemeralds and diamonds on the 'log

The tranny-jannies cry

[Coda]

Two chuds posting jaks (Oh, yes)

Two chuds posting jaks (Oh, yes)

The jannies (Uh), the trannies (Oh)

Involuntarily -ACK

Two chuds, posting jaks (Oh, yes)

Two chuds, posting jaks (Oh, yes)

The jannies (Uh), the trannies (Oh)

Involuntarily! Huh! -ACK!

(Yeah, he, yeah, he, yeah, he, yeah, he, yeah, he, yeah)

Two chuds posting jaks

Two chuds posting jaks

The jannies, the trannies

Involuntarily -ACK

Two chuds posting jaks

Two chuds posting jaks

The jannies, the trannies

Involuntarily -ACK

Two chuds (Posting jaks)

Two chuds (Posting jaks)

Two chuds (Posting jaks, Posting jaks, Posting jaks)

Two chuds (Posting jaks)

Two chuds (Posting jaks)

Two chuds (Posting jaks, Posting jaks, Posting jaks)

Viva La Soy

I used to drink the soy,

Masks would rise when I gave the word.

Now in the morning, I boost alone,

Scan the QR codes I used to own.

I used to roll the dice,

See the fear in aplague rat's eyes.

Listened as the Redditors sing:

"The old science is dead, long live the king!"

One minute, I held the key,

Next the mandates closed on me.

And I discovered that my narrative stands,

Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand.

I hear the Fauci bells a-ringin',

The mainstream media choirs are singin'.

Be my mirror, my Funko pop,

My fact-checkers in a foreign field.

For some reason I can't explain,

Once you'd gone, there was never, never an honest word,

And that was when I drank the soy.

It was a wicked and wild cough,

Blew down the doors to lock us up.

Shattered windows and the sound of dread,

People couldn't believe the things I said.

The unvaccinated wait,

For my head on a silver plate.

Just a puppet on a lonely string,

Oh, who would ever wanna be king?

I hear the Fauci bells a-ringin',

The mainstream media choirs are singin'.

Be my mirror, my Funko pop,

My fact-checkers in a foreign field.

For some reason I can't explain,

I know Fauci won't call my name.

Never an honest word,

But that was when I drank the soy.

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh

I hear the Fauci bells a-ringin',

The mainstream media choirs are singin'.

Be my mirror, my sword and shield,

My fact-checkers in a foreign field.

For some reason I can't explain,

I know Fauci won't call my name.

Never an honest word,

But that was when I drank the soy.

Cobson theme song

Life is like a BBC
Here in Cobtown
Racebait, niggers, Queen of Spades
It's a cuck pound!
Might suck a BBC
Or rape White history

Cobson! Woo-oo!
Nigger-fucking White race-ending
Cobson! Woo-oo!
Tales of ytbois sucking black bvlls
Cobson! Woo-oo!

Ni-Ni-Ni-Niggers rail behind you
There's a black cock deep inside you
What to do just grab onto some

Lotion! Woo-oo!
Nigger-fucking White race-ending
Cobson! Woo-oo!
Tales of ytbois sucking black bvlls
Cobson! Woo-oo!

Will never be a real woman
Cobson! Woo-oo!

Cuck Jarty (parody of "Prince Ali" by Robin Williams)

[these lyrics have been slightly altered to match, as closely as possible, both the original song and the 'jakked up video. Consult the video itself for trve and honest lyrics]

Make way, for Cuck Jarty!

Say hey, it's Cuck Jarty!

Hey, clear the way in the soybooru

Watch out, and be glad, that this guy's not you

Oh come, be the first on your board to meet his eye!

Make way, here he rolls, see his flabby fat rolls

Are you gonna hate this guy!

Cuck Jarty, obsessed is he, FNF pedo

Disrespect, show some contempt, for this tranny

Let's scare him off of our board!

Give posted-it-again award!

Then come and see his awful post history!

Cuck Jarty, shitskin is he, FNF pedo

Black as 10 Indian men, definitely

He posts in multpile cords!

Shits up your favorite boards!

Who posted slopjaks in hordes?

Why, Cuck Jarty!

He's got 75 golden badges

Perma-bans he has got 53

When it comes to the big gooning folders

Has he got it true? I'm telling you!

It's all pornography!

Cuck Jarty, ESL he, FNF Pedo

That brown freak, how can I speak? Weak at the knees

Well, get on up to sharty

Let's send him back to jarty

So quote, and spam, and report, Cuck Jarty!

Make way, be the first on your board to meet his eye*

He's got 95 brown deformed trannies

(He's got the trannies! Let's see the trannies!)

And to post them he charges no fee

(He's obsessed! He's so obsessed!)

He's got 'p that he shares with the jannies

They still ban him, delete all his brim, IP report him, they're just working for free!

Cuck Jarty, rangebanned is he, FNF Pedo

Heard you booru was a sight gemmy too see

And that, good posters, is why

He got noosed up, and dropped by

With sixty 'cado slots, slopjaks galore

With his variant:unknowns, BMT and more

With his discord sisters, who used to be misters

His posts that aren't very keyed

Make way for Cuck Jarty!

*this line appears in the video, but does not correspond to anything in the original lyrics

Listen on the booru