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Why yes, men are gigachads.How could you tell?
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A male at its prime.

A man/male/moid is the opposite of a woman/foid. They surprisingly have both X and Y chromosomes according to biology (not according to trannies), and also go to war like PATRIQTS for their country when they have huge mortality rates by going.

They are the powerhouse of testosterone (the opposite of soy) and sperms, men are also known for creating (YOU) along with women, nusoi. Plebbit users (especially women) HATE men with a burning passion, either because they think that all men are Rapeson, or because they think getting AIDS and 100 STDs off of nigger porn is better than looking like a gigachad.

Types of men[edit | edit source]

There are different kinds of males you can see in the world.

Real Man[edit | edit source]

What a real man looks like

Main article: Gigachad

These are the socially approved and default type of males in society. They have a job, they're buff and probably got married and lost their virginity to a biological female and already has kids. (How about you? Lost your virginity yet? I'm sure you did!)

Faggots[edit | edit source]

A typical faggot.

Main article: Faggot

A male faggot is a male that is sexually attracted to the same sex. These types of males have become increasingly more common due to femboy EPI and society being less harsh to homosexuals giving them more confidence to identify themselves as shit stabbers. If you're a pussy, it's best to be nice to these kinds of males so you don't get cancelled on shitter. However, if you're a based or keyed chud, then you can call them homophonic slurs all you want.

Gooners[edit | edit source]

>gooning 35 times to loli is aryan nigga

Main article: Gooner

Gooners/coomers/cum canons are cucks that beat their meat to anything they're sexually attracted to whether it's a porn stars, fictional foids or 'p.These types of men are pathetic incels that lack the confidence to hang out with women and sit in their room all day jacking off to whatever they find on the Internet. They probably also end up like this because they're ugly.

Intellectual Men[edit | edit source]

Main article: Nerd

These are men that are obsessed with a certain subject or multiple related/unrelated subjects. Women fall for these types of guys because of how smart they look and sound. Some intellectual men never get a single date with a woman because they're smart enough to control their emotions and lust knowing full well how annoying and stupid foids can get. Some of them are smart but too ugly to get laid.

Trannies[edit | edit source]

A tranny hanging

Main article: Trannies

Trannies are mentally ill crossdressing men that think they're women. This delusion is typically rooted in porn addiction or grooming. If you come across a tranny that has already trooned out, you VILL remind him that he will never be a real woman and watch him >ACK; if, however, you come across a tranny that hasn't trooned out yet, you VILL tell him to get off Discord and go outside or to therapy for a little while. (Make sure to also show him images of the troon out process, whereby a tranny cuts off his penis. This is sure to turn him off trooning out.)

A rarer breed of tranny exists that thinks he actually belongs to a third sex. Most of these trannies are probably pajeets, more specifically "hijra", who have been recognized in Indian culture as valid xisters for millennia.

Masculinism[edit | edit source]

Masculism or Masculinism is the polar opposite of feminism, instead of promoting feminine activities like a faggot, it instead focuses on avoiding to become a plebbitor soyboy (and a punishment worse than death: being 'jakked by some soyteen). Masculinism is mostly supported by gigachads[it just is, ok?]

It is something that pooners will never achieve, instead they achieve being immortalized as a pink, ugly abomination by people online.

Rates[edit | edit source]

Probably due to their ability to produce sperms, they make up half of the world's population (despite some of them being incels) along side with women.

They also make up most of the soyteen population to no one's surprise, most foids on the Sharty attentionwhore incessantly, making them look like total retards, and due to a past foid holocaust by Quote, the foid population has decreased over the past months, even on the 'booru, where most of the namefags inhabit.

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