With Limeade gone, documentation and linking of non-pedophilic splinters is now allowed freely.
Current mission: add all these new splinters pages to the splinter template, soysphere portal, and add links to them from other pages.
Man
A man/male/moid is the opposite of a woman/foid. They are mammals of pure Rage and lust. Biology states that they have both Y and X chromosomes (Transformers would disagree).
Types of men[edit | edit source]
There are different kinds of males you can see in the world.
Real Man[edit | edit source]
Main article: Gigachad
These are the socially approved and default type of males in society. They have a job, they're buff and probably got married and lost their virginity to a biological female and already has kids.(how about you? Lost your virginity yet? I'm sure you did!)
Faggots[edit | edit source]
Main article: Faggot
A male faggot is a male that is sexually attracted to the same sex. These types of males have become increasingly more common due to femboy EPI and society being less harsh to homosexuals giving them more confidence to identify themselves as shit stabbers. If you're a pussy, it's best to be nice to these kinds of males so you don't get cancelled on shitter. However, if you're a based or keyed chud, then you can call them homophonic slurs all you want.
Gooners[edit | edit source]
Main article: Gooner
Gooners/coomers/cum canons are cucks that beat their meat to anything they're sexually attracted to whether it's a porn stars, fictional foids or 'p.These types of men are pathetic incels that lack the confidence to hang out with women and sit in their room all day jacking off to whatever they find on the Internet. They probably also end up like this because they're ugly.
Intellectual Men[edit | edit source]
Main article: Nerd
These are men that are obsessed with a certain subject or multiple related/unrelated subjects. Women fall for these types of guys because of how smart they look and sound. Some intellectual men never get a single date with a woman because they're smart enough to control their emotions and lust knowing full well how annoying and stupid foids can get. Some of them are smart but too ugly to get laid.
Trannies[edit | edit source]
Main article: Trannies
Trannies are mentally ill crossdressing men that think they're women. This delusion is typically rooted in porn addiction or grooming. If you come across a tranny that has already trooned out, you VILL remind him that he will never be a real woman and watch him >ACK; if, however, you come across a tranny that hasn't trooned out yet, you VILL tell him to get off Discord and go outside or to therapy for a little while. (Make sure to also show him images of the troon out process, whereby a tranny cuts off his penis. This is sure to turn him off trooning out.)
A rarer breed of tranny exists that thinks he actually belongs to a third sex. Most of these trannies are probably pajeets, more specifically "hijra", who have been recognized in Indian culture as valid xisters for millennia.
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A tranny will never have the skull of a woman. -
A tranny getting BTFO'd by facial recognition software.
