Namefag:Synonymous
Synonymous, also known as Editor and XC and formerly Anonymous SAGE! is an editor who has become extremely famous for clittyleaking, imploding, melting down, and "quitting" the Soysphere before crawling back within the month due to his severe addiction. He is an extremely useful gegbvll who has long powered the wiki economy and made himself the butt of jokes such as "taking the soysphere professionaly" (sic).
He is the longest-serving bureaucrat of SNCApedia, Synonymous reigned as a staff member for 106 days. His tenure on the site marked him as an unofficial head admin of the site during GapeNewell's absence up until his demotion, repromotion, and eventual retirement after the Great SNCA handover.
He dislikes Quote heavily. He used to be an active user of the Zarty in 2023 and was formerly a moderator of the Swinny.
History
[edit | edit source]Beginnings
[edit | edit source]Synonymous's outbursts began long before he was known to the modern wiki. He used the wiki on his gorillion alts, such as User:Soyak, but eventually clitty leaked and spammed Discord invites for some server known as the Afterparty (Affy) in order to get banned.
Anonymous SAGE!
[edit | edit source]Before Synonymous's modern descent into gegbvllhood, he was a normal and highly constructive Soyjak Wiki editor known as Anonymous SAGE!, even getting hired as a wiki mediator by Cobblestone. One day, he came to be promoted as a booru approver as well thanks to the newly-created 'ru-'ki visa program.
This would prove to be his undoing, as he slowly began to get leakier and leakier, with things coming to a head when one day Anonymous SAGE! demanded that he be able to delete ALL old/archived Shoyta or Soylita posts on the booru, when Mustard explained to him that deletions must go through a certain process first, especially for old or historical posts (since for example, some old Shoyta posts are otherwise gemmy SMVs with a frame of Shoyta somewhere, as he was considered an acceptable generic representation of a little boy even by regular soyteens back then, and not just pedophiles). Instead of complying, he just began calling everyone a pedophile for disagreeing with him, which got him demoted.
After being demoted, he clittyleaked massively and started a famous thread that would get spammed by Turkaryan Gem wholesome soyjaks, and in this thread, he complained about Mustard, the wiki, Cobblestone, and more.[1] He later went to the IRC and was ridiculed, and so attempted to use his Swinny moderation permissions to leak the IPs of the people making him leak, which eventually got him banned.
I'm sorry for what I've done. I crashed out, and my leakage got too big. The soysphere is impacting my life too much. That's why I did what I did. I need to leave. I've deleted all my credentials for my shit and left the swinny for good. It's been a good run, but this is hurting me more than it's helping me. I've just wanted to leave and this was my last resort at doing so. I won't become a foodist ban evader. I have morals. I won't fall through the path. I'm just going back to using the internet as normal; no soysphere. I'm sorry for those who I've hurt. I need out. Goodbye.
- PS: To GillKoyim and Lucky: I'm sorry for what I did. I was malicious, and I acted awful. You are real people, and I realize that. Lucky, you especially. I know I hurt you and I'm sorry. Gill, I'm sorry for leaking your (VPN) IP. That was in poor taste. To the 'ru: I've leaked too much. I realized I shouldn't have done what I did. I'm sorry. Truly.
In a rare moment of lucidity, he acknowledged his faults and admitted that he was obsessed with and addicted to the Soysphere.[2] Unfortunately, his clitty leakage outbursts were only just getting started.
Return
[edit | edit source]Of course, him leaving was a lie, because Synonymous was still using the Sharty actively. He mainly made metawhining threads claiming that the site was better in 2022/2023, but would quickly get shot down when even the newest of nusoicacas reminded him of the simple fact that the site had 'p spam back then. Somewhere around this time, he made a metawhining thread and dropped this gem:
I thought the soysphere was being handled professionaly (sic), but I was wrong.
From this point on, this quote, or the word "professionaly" by itself, would constantly be used to bait him. Even in the anonymous setting of /soy/, users would go into metawhining threads, assuming that Synonymous had made them, and say "I thought the soysphere was being handled professionaly" to trigger a clitoral eruption. Obviously, he wasn't finished at all. He later came back on User:Synonymous and asked for an unban, which Cobblestone granted. Nuuru was later released and he asked for booru approver, which he was also granted. Things were relatively normal until he got a ban for credible terroristic threats, which was mirrored on the wiki. After he failed to be unbanned again, he leaked the only thing he had access to, the booru and wiki approval queues, on the Shiwi and instead of pretending that he was leaving again, decided to go to SNCApedia so he can continue obsessing about the Sharty full-time.
On SNCApedia
[edit | edit source]Synonymous would first join SNCApedia in November of 2025 on an unknown account. Prior to this, he had known about SNCApedia but was hesitant to make an account due to his involvement with the Swinny. Later on, the account would be abandoned and to this day, nobody knows what happened to it, not even him.
In March of 2026, Synonymous would return to SNCApedia under the alias User:Editor, around the time when he was a Soyjak Wiki and SoyBooru approver. Because of his trusted status, he would be promoted to Sysop immediately and on March 9, 2026, his adminship would begin.
When Synonymous joined SNCApedia, it was in a very work-in-progress state. Synonymous was the most active user on SNCApedia by far. During his 3-month rule, he would elevate SNCApedia to a higher status, performing quality control and regularly interacting with the community. However, he was also an incompetent administrator, even going as far as leaking someone's IP over a false allegation,[3] and did not understand how TOR IPs worked, as he would ban those.
Second Return
[edit | edit source]On May 7, 2026, continuing her trend of extreme leniency for gegbulls, Cobblestone unbanned him yet again, though this one wouldn't last long, as he would later get banned once again for spreading the alleged dox of soygodTNDmaster on behalf of the Swinny, which got him sent packing again. Despite being banned, he continued to obsess over the wiki and haunt his talkpage like a ghost, arguing with Soyjak Wiki editors over SNCA, and this was because Cobblestone made sure that he was not banned from his talkpage so that his leakage can continue to fuel the site, even in death.
SNCApedia demotion
[edit | edit source]Eventually, Synonymous would be demoted in June of 2026 by Faggot, who he alleged (and was right about) to be GapeNewell, a Soyjak Wiki janitor. Despite being repromoted quickly after by John5433, he he had already left the site due to his global ban on all Soysphere sites.
Unban from the wiki
[edit | edit source]When Salt took over, all Quote-era bans on the Sharty were forgiven, including Synonymous's ban. Fenriris would then start unbanning wiki users who got their bans on the Sharty mirrored to the wiki. He was unbanned on the wiki because of this, though he was swiftly banned again by Fenriris due to his ban being mirrored from the booru, before being unbanned on August 14, 2026. He's now able to contribute freely to the wiki, and while he hasn't shown concerning levels of leakage yet, his history shows that he might one day implode and "quit" the site again.
What is known is that he has not changed at all, as he immediately erupted upon discovering this page and began calling people pedophiles again.[4]
SoyBooru Return
[edit | edit source]Synonymous would be unbanned on the Booru and would return a few days after.
After Synonymous admitted to no longer using the Swinny, he would be promoted to Booru approver. Almost a week after that, he would become a booru janitor after all other approvers became one too.
Facts
[edit | edit source]- He's American.
- He once claimed to be in his 20s, which is embarrassing if true.
- He has been permabanned from the sharty four times:
- The first time was for being a swinny user and leaking people's IPs using his mod permissions there ("Rule 3");
- The second time was for mentioning a pedophilic splinter ("Rule 3");
- The third time was for "terroristic threats" (it was a Brenton Tarrant joke) ("Rule 1");
- The fourth and final time was enacted by Quote himself for spamming the dox of furcorder soygodTNDmaster ("Rule 3").
- He was unbanned on the 'ki, 'party, and booru shortly after Salt took over.
- He says that he prefers to stay anonymous, but namefags everywhere.
- He's a midfag and joined around August 2023.
- He had edited the Soyjak Wiki for almost 2 years, even longer than Cobblestone.
- His soysona has fluctuated. It has been an ISIS soyjak, a pirate, a cyborg, and now an ominous soyak (though he doesn't use it as much)
- He hasn’t had sex, but hopefully he will have it soon. (TRVST THE PLAN)
- He's a major supporter of Soyjaks and IAS.
- He liked Soyjak.party (when it was good).[it never was, doe]
- He likes Pepe and Other Frogs (though he thinks Jager was forced[because it was]).
- He hates Troonslop.
- He hates failtrolls.
- He used to like Cobblestone prior to the Gradingcaust, but now holds a negative opinion on her.
- He HATES Quote, Mustard, and every single booru moderator.
- He hates zillyjaks.
- He likes the Shroom, but uses it less often nowadays due to it being sluggish to use.
