Shiwi

This page is for JULIE'S EYES ONLY! Phonebook and milk any lolcow you see for their precious recycled orange soda

Shiwi users are massive retards! These individuals are gegbulls, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.

The Shiwi is coal.

This page, ironically, is a gem.

>This thread has made me want to turn my life around and become the normalestfag to ever exist off the Internet. It's not that I don't understand, it's that I do

Due to past banwaves, Null's trannyjannies may ban any fresh accounts that post on the shiwi. Avoid posting there unless you have plenty of posts on your Kiwi Farms account.

The current state of affairs

The Soyjak.Party / The Sharty Kiwi Farms thread, otherwise known as the Shiwi, is a thread on Kiwi Farms created on January 23, 2023 by user cranoppwel. Originally meant to document the sperging of the Soysphere, it has since been taken over by soyteens (and mostly ones who had been banned from the Soysphere), who would test both the forum's software and ruleset in unusual and unprecedented ways.

It has become infamous for being one gigantic shitfest of a containment zone which functions as an independent site unofficially in the Soysphere that is essentially half soyjak.party and half soyjak.blog with its own memes, most prominently the [ANTI-NULL CLITTY LEAKAGE THUMBNAIL EMBEDDED] meme which rose out of Null's autistic crusade against full-size images on his website.

The Kiwi Farms thread has had multiple prominent soyteens and Soysphere admins post on it, including Froot, Kuz and DOLL, among others. Kernung used to be a regular on the thread, which led to his downfall. Back in June 30, 2024, a kiwifarms user found Kernung's password, found out that he uses the password for all of his accounts, doxed him, and revealed all of his degenerate misdoings, unveiling Kernung's true nature. It also is the only thread on the website where you can get away with mocking the most powerful Kiwi Farms users like Null, LIDL drip, (((Troonbonista))), and all the other tranny mods, at least until they come back with the hotpockets, seethe, and ban your account as well as a few random innocents, committing a war crime as recognized by the United Nations. Several Kiwi Farms natives have also been groomed into adopting soy lingo and posting habits.

Sharty Colonization of Kiwifarms

The Shiwi has some banned offsiters whining about the Sharty out of spite. Some Shiwi users were permabanned from the Soysphere (often for being pedophiles and/or being part of hostile offsite communities), with the best example being Samuel Davi Bariviera Raspini, a Brazilian ex-janny who committed suicide. Many posts on the Shiwi are dedicated to bitching and moaning about Sharty staff.

History

February 2025 Shutdown Incident

On February 26, 2025, Null would finally get tired of being a subject of mockery among soyteens and proceeded to lock the thread temporarily^{[it just is, ok?]} due to the soyteens revolting and spamming 'jaks (and pinging Null with full-res BBC edits of him) after several prominent members of the thread were allegedly banned without explanation. A user then started a DM chain as a temporary bunker. The thread would be unlocked the next day after some 'teens spammed messages asking Null and other staff to unlock the thread.

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Last post before the thread was temporarily locked

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  The trvke that made Jersh leak gallons
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  The faces behind the leakage (Null and his favorite jannies)

Shiwi Genocide

On April 9, 2025, Null leaked his clitty like an SLF and personally 'nished at least 10 shiwi users, including Chudborean and Guacamole Nigga Penis, after an argument about the user SpateHicks, who claimed to be 19 on the thread and 16 everywhere else. Null decided that he was TRUE and HONEST about being 19 and got angry that everyone else disagreed with him. The first bans were due to Gold threatening to rape all women on Kiwifarms^🗝️ and a brapzillian quoting some random foid from the beauty parlor about xher breast problems, putting the final nail in the coffin before half of the shiwis were 'nished for no legitimate reason. Ultimately though, all of the banned Shiwis were freed by Null as a reward for the Great Cuckset.

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@Null If you lock this thread, we are going to rape the Beauty Parlor. No hole will be left unfilled, everyone and everything will be fucking raped and loaded. Call it a mass pie attack with the amount of creampies when we are done with it. A tsunami of cocks will flood your website, and every hole will be filled to the brim with the thickest loads of semen you've seen. Zero succulent juicy femcel pussy will be untouched until they've been raped at least 10 times. We are going to tie you down Joshy Josh, and milk your fat moobs while you are forced watch this mass rape, unable to do anything. Everyone will be blacked, browned, and bleached in all possible ways. Especially you. You will weep witnessing your 12 year old empire crumble under a ocean of cum and penis. It will be like a greek tragedy my nigga. You will be milked, your site will be raped, and we will succeed. We are soyjak.party We are 'jakkers We do not forget We do not forgive Expect us

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Froot Gets Banned

On May 1, 2025, Shiwi user Colon Capital V noticed that the account nigger froot no longer shows up in a name search. Meursault/Creasman would take credit for reporting his account and getting him banned.

Froot's account got banned.

The shiwi murders of May 6th

On May 6th, shiwis would raid the Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread, resulting in the bans of Sozjak, Azure05 and Dogu Perincek.

The schlog deportations

Total Schlog Death

On June 15th, shiwis tired of dealing with retarded schlog rapefugees would decide to report their faggotry to the jannies, resulting in the bans of Soyteen Liker, Creasman, and other schlog niggers. In the aftermath of this event, Null would appoint Chudborean as thread-exclusive moderator of the Shiwi

Future of the Shiwi

Sadly, the Shiwi has been experiencing a decline in quality due to many factors, mostly due to schlog immigrants coaling it up and Froot's departing. Also, many 'teens believe that it is only a matter of time before Null's clitty leaks again and he permabans all regular posters and moves the thread to the spergatory board.

Raids

Q&A Raid

Total Kiwitroon Death

On March 17, 2025, the shiwis attempted to colonize the Q&A board of the 'farms by cattywiping it with 'jaks, bbc and copypastas. Unfortunately, this would not last due to the (((Jannies))) intervening and banning various regular users of the thread.

Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread Raid

On may 6th, a regular of the thread named Red Flaming Panda started to make fun of Synth and his paypigs by pointing out how their beloved "RightWing" streamer goons to futanari and admitted that half of his audience are loliconers. After this shitshow, Synth would go on to call null a pedophile (geg the irony) leading to MATI users invading the appreciation thread and causing the OP and other synthfags to permanently leave Kiwifarms.

Chudborean, with the help of 'teens and some kiwis, would write a Prospering Grounds thread exposing Synth's faggotry and degeneracy to the public.

DM Chain Raids

Pink Triangle DM Group

On April 26, 2025. A very retarded and braindead kiwicaca decided that it would be a great idea to invite some shiwis to his 'cord DM chain. The consequences of this retarded action were roughly as you would expect. 2 DM groups were spammed and nuked into oblivion by text walls, pepes, and 'cado. after the raid ended some kiwiniggers started seething and dilating because their little gay hugbox got raided by ShiwiGODS.

Crab Shack DM Group

During late May and Early June, 'teens would go on a raid campaign against the Crab Shack DM group (which had previously been exposed for ERPing and gooning). User Malachite became the most notable 'teen due to kiwis leaving and making other DM chains every time he was invited. Kiwis tired of being raided would decide to create a Discord server.

Bvck Broken

Shiwifarms

Are you sure that it's just getting started? Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that IT'S OVER

Shiwifarms.proboards.com was a short lived splinter created after the mass banning. It was a forum created on Proboards.com, a free filehosting software, being created by shiwi namefag Dr. Arinsu/Yamcha with Soyteen Liker/kuzburger as a moderator. It acted as bunker for the banned users but they were all unbanned the day after it was created, thus making it nearly useless. Some time later, it was shut down by Yamcha.

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  A theoretical real logo with the Soycreature emulating the KF kiwi.

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Citations

Shiwi is part of a series on Froot	"Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over."	Related Figures and Entities [-+] Froot (detractor perspective) ♦ Root ♦ Quote ♦ Mustard ♦ Soysneed ♦ Doll ♦ 9a0c ♦ Angeleno ♦ Mist ♦ Smith ♦ Ronald ♦ Froot Domme League/Frootcord ♦ Soyumvirate
		Major events and Impact on The Website [-+] 50 Board Plan ♦ Board Clash ♦ Dekuzification ♦ Five Nights at Cobson's ♦ Froot Cabal ♦ Froot Derangement Syndrome ♦ Froot is dead ♦ Froot is Kuz theory ♦ Frootcord ♦ Frootism ♦ Frootniversary ♦ Gigachad-Lennonjak War ♦ Great Handover ♦ Great Purge ♦ Kolyma Restoration ♦ Media Pending Approval ♦ First Soyanniversary ♦ Soyfest 1 ♦ Soygem Pass ♦ Soyoween ♦ Soyvil War 4
		Enemies of Froot [-+] Shemmy ♦ Jarty ♦ Kuzists ♦ Lute ♦ Shiwi ♦ Swinny

Shiwi is part of a series on Splinters Visit the Soysphere portal for more. ✝: Dead	Direct splinters [-+] Official sites (soyjak.blog✝ ♦ bunker.soyjak.wiki✝ ♦ gyatt.party✝ ♦ irc.soyjak.st ♦ soybooru.com ♦ soychan.org✝) ♦ jakparty.soy✝ ♦ The Kuzzy ♦ neutralplier.party✝ ♦ sharty.party✝ ♦ Shemmy ♦ Shiny✝ ♦ sidcity ♦ soyjak.pythonanywhere.com✝ ♦ NuSchlog✝ ♦ NAS (cado.party✝ ♦ Fooey ♦ qa2triots.win✝ ♦ The Gitty ♦ Zarty)
	Indirect splinters [-+] Chinny✝ ♦ chuds.life ♦ Churro ♦ jak.soy✝ ♦ Jassy ♦ Panchan✝ ♦ Shemmy Bunker✝ ♦ Shevvy ♦ Gacky ♦ Soyjak Forum ♦ Squirrel Party ♦ Swinny ♦ NAS (aguguland.online✝ ♦ blepe.website✝ ♦ twinkjak.party✝ ♦ swaggerswithattitude.com)
	Soyjak Websites [-+] soyja.cc✝ ♦ soyjak.cc✝ ♦ soyjak.com✝ ♦ soyjak.download✝ ♦ soyjak.io ♦ soyjak.lol✝ ♦ soyjak.studio✝
	Diaspora on non-/soy/ sites [-+] 4chan ♦ bantculture ♦ crystal.cafe ♦ Frenschan✝ ♦ Know Your Meme ♦ Kiwi Farms ♦ Reddit ♦ 𝕏
	Miscellaneous [-+] Bunker ♦ Crossposting ♦ Global War on Splinters ♦ List of minor splinters ♦ Sharty derangement syndrome ♦ Soyvil War 2 ♦ Splinter War ♦ Splintered Age