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Normieslop
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Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Really well meme'd my friend!
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Overview[edit | edit source]

Normieslop is a format of Video Essay best known for being between the realm of either 20 minutes[1] or 1-2 hours[2] The title of this format is self-explanatory, it's an easily-consumable and watered down essay about an "evil scary dark web deep web TOR internet topic". made for goycattle to watch while eating their food.
Common tropes[edit | edit source]
- "EBIL 4CHAN SCARY HACKER NAZI NETWORK INCELS"
- Confusing historical details
- Dramatizing groups, things & people to look worse / better than they actually are
- Unapologetically stretching what could be a 6 minute long video into a 1 hour long movie with random irrelevant bullshit & details
- Adding le scary horror ambience / music for disturbing details
- Sponsor segment midway through the video
- Narration & someone talking & looking straight into their webcam for wholesome viewer - creator personal connection
- "[insert mainstream social media platform here]'s greatest mystery / unsolved mystery
- Iceberg charts & withholding important details for dramatic effect
- The dark truth of [insert mainstream social media platform here] (said "dark truth" is just "i found a criminal on this platform DOCTOOOOOOOOOOS")

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
><30 MINUTES LATER>
>TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THE IMMENSE POTENTIAL OF MATH THAT CHANGES OUR ENTIRE PERCEPTION OF NUMBERS, WE MUST DELVE INTO "OPERATIONS". FOR EXAMPLE, "ADDITION", WHICH ALLOWS US TO BASICALLY "TRAVEL" FROM ONE POSITION OF THE SEQUENCE TO ANOTHER [GIF OF DOCTOR STRANGE TOUCHING A BUTTERFLY AND FLYING AWAY]. SO IF WE WERE TO TAKE 2 AND 3, FOR EXAMPLE - I'LL CALL THEM A AND B - AND COUNT THEIR POSITIONS IN THE SEQUENCE WE UNDERSTOOD IN PART 1 OF THE VIDEO, WE COULD TAKE THE POSITION OF A, START ANOTHER IMAGINARY SEQUENCE AT THAT POSITION, MOVE TO THE POSITION OF B INSIDE THAT IMAGINARY SEQUENCE, AND THEN MAP THAT BACK TO THE ORIGINAL SEQUENCE NUMBER A BELONGS TO, WE WOULD GET NUMBER C - THE RESULT OF ADDITION.
Soyboy relation[edit | edit source]
These videos are commonly enjoyed by normies, algorithm sluts, Soyboys, And trannies thanks to how easily digestible these videos are. Said "normies" also consume analog horror, which is a pretty big role in why they like these videos so much, as they play out like literal analog horror videos. Snopes has fact checked this and concluded that it's because the fact that this kind of slop somehow took off is inherently existentially horrifying.[3]
As for the soyboys, the thumbnails should explain all of it. They look more like capeshit marvel movie posters than thumbnails, and the pacing of these videos sometimes give off the vibes of a horror or "action" movie.