Pokémon

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THIS TOPIC ATTRACTS LOTS OF ASPIES FOR SOME REASON Please remind those obsessed with this SNCA to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

Pokémon fans are furries btw

POKÉMON FANS ARE PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILES
You can help by notifying the authorities, and also by ordering 'za to xer house

Pedo-meter 3000: ▲

obsessed thunderstone o algo

Pokémon is an A24 slowburn RPG created in 1996, and is a common subject of soyboy's obsessions. It is created by GameFreak, a small indie studio that DEFINITELY does not have the resources to playtest their games or add more content than the absolute bare minimum. Take your meds now.

Because JewFreak hates xheir fans (all Nintendo hates their fans meds now), they actively strike down any fan work or reuploads of xheir OST.

There are some really autistic fans called Genwunners who essentially are butthurt trannies who think Generation I were the best games, and are really obsessed about telling everyone that Generation I was superior (ev&oe it had shitty graphics and spritework, games full of bugs, and will never be ARYAN).

Relationship to the Soysphere

Main article: Operation Pokem-ACK

On February 7th, 2024, there was a raid to chudify Pokémon and make troons seethe. The symbols for this raid were the eeveelutions, with Sylveon, Umbreon and Espeon being the main ones.

The operation ended in a neutral result since there was no clear objective nor any target to be raided and the thread got burned out, with both sides claiming either defeat or victory.

This was a furfag psyop, this raid was planned to make soyteens furries and then troon out, in fact this is why /bp/ was created in the first place as a furfag colony.

The Sharty is often a boogeyman of /vp/ - 4chan's containment board for Pokémon.

Some Pokémon (see below) bear some sort of vague resemblance to Soyjaks. There are also Pokemon whose themes somewhat align with Soyspeak terms, such as Carbink (which is made of Gems) and Coalossal (which is made of Coal)

Generations

• Pokémon Red/Blue - Badly designed shitcode but it's le heckin retro

• Pokémon Gold/Silver - Cashgrab made to capitalize on pokemania, had a bunch of features that got cut in later gens and the worst level curve in the series

• Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire - Le soft reboot o algx, with tons of water and it's also the first generation with remakes of old games for the sake of money

• Pokémon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum - i herd u liek machamps/zubats/geodudes, extremely aryan games.

• Pokémon Black/White - it's based on america or something and the evil team is just PETA. Probably one of the most revolutionary games due to truly taking the DS to its hardware limits.
  • Pokémon Nigger Version - GET OUT!

• • Pokémon Black/White 2 - pretty aryan sequels to the first games, they sadly removed the old Victory Road and Route 10 though which were kino.

• Pokémon X/Y - Oh my science they let you get the starters from KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Also notable for introducing the literal gem Pokemon Carbink and Diancie

• Pokémon Sun/Moon - Unskippable cutscene hallway simulator 2016. Also all the starters ended up being furbait because they just needed to, okay? All the games (Nintendo Switch releases) after this generation are utter brimstone, because JewFreak decided to cut costs and pump out as little content as possible while charging as much as possible.

• Pokémon Sword/Shield - Only really notable for implementing the infamous "Dexcut" which resulted in a lot of pokemon being removed from the files because a studio with the largest multimedia IP couldn't be assed to implement every pokemon like they did with the past 6 generations. Introduced the literal coal Pokemon Coalossal
  • Pokemon Legends: Arceus - Takes place during the Meiji Restoration. Player character was sent back in time by Arceus to seek out all Pokémon. Some consider it the gem that saved the Poké-party.

• Pokémon Scarlet/Violet - More shitcode, more dexcuts. There isn't that much else to say that doesn't also apply to other pokemon games.

• • Pokémon Legends: Z-A - Takes place all inside Lumiose City. Zygarde o algo.

Conclusion

it sucks go play digimon o algx (Meds now, Digimon is full of goon slop.)

Anime and movies

Main article: Shit nobody cares about

Pokémon that look like soyjaks

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  Meximutt
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  Feraljak
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  Classic Soyjak
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  Gapejak
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  Gapejak
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  Classic Soyjak
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  Impjak
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  Gapejak
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  Selfish Little Fuck
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  Feraljak (gritted teeth variant)
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  Nigger Cow
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  Cracker Cow
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  Gapejak
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  Feraljak (smiling variant)
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  Gapejak
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  Gapejak
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  Cobson
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  TrVmpjak
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  Gapejak
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  Crying Soyjak
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  Wholesome Soyjak
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  Classic Soyjak
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  Variant:unknown
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  El Perro Rabioso
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  Impjak