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>Though maybe you were looking for soyjaks as a concept?
SOYAK ππ πΈβ πΌππβπΌππΌππ πππΈπΉππΌ ππβπΌββπππΈ π½πβπΎπΌπ» πβ πΈ πβπππΌβπππΌ πβπΈπ ππΈππΌπ πβπΌ πππππΌβππΌ!!!!!!!| Soyjak | |
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| Origin | /int/, 4chan (30 December 2017)[1] |
| Booru posts |  13423 As of October 17th, 2025 |
| Traced from | Wojak |
Soyjak, also known as soyak or soijak, is a high quality, untraced, well drawn edit of the Wojak face as a soy boy woahjack. He is best known for his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy.
Since February 2025, he is one of the many rollable names on soyjak.party as "Soyak."
Origin[edit | edit source]
Main article: Origin of Soyjak
Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to /int/ by The Swede on December 30, 2017.[2] (swedish win btw)
On September 1, 2021, Soyjak historians on /qa/ unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.[3]
As of 2025, research into this topic is still ongoing.
Early life (>I heckin love fanfiction!!!111)[edit | edit source]
Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever meds he was prescribed by Dr. Soyberg, washed down with soymilk. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen food with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.
He graduated from UC, berkeley with computer science degree and now works at apple
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan. Together they had Nate and caca.
Likes[edit | edit source]
- Nintendo Switch, and Nintendo in general
- Capeshit
- His mixed race son (Jerome and his wife's child)>meds he only have 2 sons nate and caca
- Meds
- Bugs
- Living in a sealed pod
- Wearing masks
- Thanos memes
- Soylent
- Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
- Palestine (hates yisrael)
- The Science (even doe he can barely understand it EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT SCIENCE HAS DEBOONKED CHUDDIES or however the bugs are eaten)
- Brands that support BLM and trans rights
- Progressive Democracies
- Klaus Schwab(rest in power!!!) and his other WEF overlords
Twitter(twitter is ran by a heckin fascist associated with the orange man!)- Bluesky
- Breakfast For Dinner
- Hot sauce collections
- Bone-chilling slow burns
- His Funko Pop collection
- Sour Candy
- Optimistic nihilism
- Talk Tuah
- Prime
- Lunchly
- Whatever the image poster doesn't like
- Apple/Products from Apple
- Ukraine
- Neoliberalism
- 90s games
- Comic books
- Antinatalism (unless its wholesome r/bipoc kids)
Dislikes[edit | edit source]
- 4chan
- Chuds
- Bloodmouths
- Homemade meals
- Rural people (except asian soy farmers)
- Shaving
- Israel
- soyjak.party (
>I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!!) - Transphobia
- Toxic masculinity
- People with negative Reddit karma
- Jumpscares
- Science deniers and questioners
- Whatever the image poster likes
- Critical thinking (requires Ibuprofen and Xanax)
- Being called a cuck
- Zoomers
