Pedometer

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WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S)
You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and also by ordering 'za to her house

Pedo-meter: 3000 ▲

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Pedometers are gems.

Fig 1. Cobson using a Pedometer on anyone you don't like

A Pedo-meter (pronounced like a portmanteau of Pedo & Kilometer) is a device held by Cobson (Fig 1.) that measures how much of a Pedophile someone is in a 50 foot radius. Visually it is a small & portable metered device that uses a colorful bar & arrow to represent someone's variable amount of Pedophilia. These devices are prone to signal fluctuation & potential electrical overload in high amounts, if not protected by a fuse.

Usages

• To ban anyone for rule 2
• To prove that there is a pedophile in a crowded room
• To average out an imageboard's pedophillia.
• To use on yourself so you can gloat to your 'cord xisters like a selfish little fuck

Extended pedometer

ALERT: HEAVENS TO SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY WHAT IN THE PITS OF NIGGERHELL
'ZA WON'T HELP, NOTHING WILL. ONLY GOD CAN DESTROY THIS ULTIMATE PEDOTRANNYNIGGER.

Pedo-meter: 6000000 ▲

An Extended Pedo-meter, Also known as a "Higher-order Pedometer" or "Heavy-duty Pedometer" is an electrically & pedastrically extended Pedo-meter that visually includes Purple & Black as new variable categories. This is to be used on the big guys & sites that are so niggerhellish that even mentioning them is enough to get you 'nished. An Extended Pedometer is larger & less prone to electrical overload than a standard one, it also has higher radius but is less sensitive to the standard pedometer categories.

Mid-Pedometer

CAUTION: POSSIBLE TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S)
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Pedo-meter: 1500 ▲

A Mid-Pedometer is a suspicion when someone is a pedophile but you can't prove it

Micro-Pedometer

PROCEED: HUMBLE CIS GERONTOPHILE(S)
You can appreciate them by ordering a paid-for 'za to their house

Pedo-meter: 0 ▲

A Micro-Pedometer is a hypersensitive version of the pedometer that is about as small as the standard version. Not much usecase is in this device outside of detecting Vantablack radiation in pedastrically pure areas. Visually it includes a cyan & blue bar aswell as the standard forest green pedometer variable.

ULTRA SUPER-DUPER MEGA NIGGER TURBO OVERDRIVE HYPER-OMEGA PEDOMETER

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'ZA WON'T HELP. NOTHING WILL. ONLY GOD CAN DESTROY THIS ULTRA SUPREME PEDOPHILE TRANNY NIGGER DIDDY BLUD LABUBU RAVE DUBAI CHOCOLATE FORSAKEN WHITE PEOPLE THE NIGGER HACKERS FROM 'CORD AND REDDIT HAVE HACKED INTO THE SHARTY AND BRICKED ALL OF THE BOORUS AND POSTED BLANK SHARTY NIGGER NEGROID SOYJAKS AND NOW THEY HAVE HACKED THE SHARTY SOYJACK PARTY NIGGER MEDICATION AND ADDED THE NAMEFAG CONSTELLATION INQUIRY SO NOW THE FAGGOT TRANNIE TROON HACKERS HAVE HACKED IN AND RUINED THE 'RU AND THE SITE AND NOW ARE PROBABLY GOING TO FILL IT WITH FAGGOT BOTS TO RUIN THE SITE AND CONVERT EVERYONE TO "PROGRESSIVE IDEOLOGIES" TO TURN THE UNTIED STATES OF AMERICA GOVERMENT TROONED-OUT COMMUNIST ANARCIST MARXISM NIGGER TERRY DAVVIS COMMUNIST GLOWNIGGER BRANCH WHITE PEOPLE'S BALATRO RETROSLOP MINOR CODED HOPE THIS HELPS AM I TOO WOKE OR MATCHA SKIBIDI TOILET TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR W FAPS 67 MANGO MUSTARD PACKGOD NOT LIKE US SYBAU THOSE WHO KNOW MUSTARD KENDRICK LAMAR DIDDY BLUD MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD AHH BOIIIII SAID DIDDY WHAT A DIDDY AHH MANGO MUSTARD 67 BLUD, THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH AND SLAP MY BELLY WHILE FARTING, GOD IM SUCH A GASSY HUMAN BEING SYBAU TS PMO TYPE SHIT you ESL SHITSKIN NIGGER FNF PEDO JARTYCUCK ZARTYCUCK SHOALLYKIKE AZERIROACH ARMENIGOONER TURKROACH FR*NCH MAP PEDO DICKRIDING TRANNY FAGGOT STRAIGHT FROM CHECHNYA SHITALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALIAN HAMASS_1488 JOEL PROTOKLEKI NIGGERHELL BRIMSTONETROON XITTERIMMIGRANT 'TUBEIMMIGRANT COALPOSTER BRIMPOSTER TOUHOUPOSTER MIKOBOWL LARPING GAPELEE SAGELEE NAS POSTING NIGGER SLVT4BIBISI TERRY CREWS ALL OF THE NAMEFAGS COMBINED INTO ONE raisinTY NIGGER KILL YOURSELF LIKE DEADASS JUST END IT ALL ALREADY NO ONE WANTS TO READ YOUR SHITTY NIGGER BRIMSTONE YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT YOU DUMB NIGGER CHINK POONER FPEPEDO RUSSIAN MILITARY SERBIAN MILITARY BUFF NAZI CHUD LARPER THAT IS IN REALITY A LITTLE KID GAY BLACK NIGGER MUDSLIME JEET raisinTY STINKY SMELLY STENCHY KIKE ULTRAFAG COMMIE PEDOTROON LARPING AS A BUFF CHUD (AGAIN) KID THAT IS A CHILD-"""""""""""MAN""""""""""" AND IS A SHITALALALALALALALALALIAN (AGAIN) (NOT MAN CHILD) CRYING AT THEIR COMPUTER BECAUSE THE SUPERIOR QANON MQGQ QATRIQTS TOLD THEM 8:00 IS BEDTIME. YOU IFUNNY IMMIGRANT RULE34 442TROONS PEDONIGGERFAGGOT GOONED TO SOYTAN AND SOYLITA AGAIN AWARD HAVING NUKAKATWITTERTROONA FROGBAIT POSTER SAGING NIGGERKIKE THAT FEEDS ON BAIT REPLIES AND DERAILMENT THREADS TO FUEL THEIR TBP TO CUM AGAIN. YOU BIG FAT RETARDED ARABKIKE 'FFY'AFE CORDTROON LARPING AS AN A10 ARYAN (YOU WILL ACTUALLY NEVER BE WHITE) BUT IS ACTUALLY A 3'2" SHITSKIN BEHIND THAT DIRTY NIGGER SCREEN OF YOURS. YOU SAY SOYTAN, SOYLITA, SOYSUBA, MYMY, MAYA, COCO IS BUILT FOR BBÇ OR BWĆ OR ANY OTHER FORCED BRIMSTONE FOID CHARACTERS THAT IS LITERALLY FORCED NAS COAL BRIMSTONE NIGGERTRANIME THAT WAS ACTUALLY ALSO FORCED BY A PEDO. HUH, ISN'T THAT AMAZING AND SURPRISING? COLOR ME SURPRISED MY NIGGA. SO, BEFORE I GO, KYS, KYS, KYS, AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT, I MEAN KYS NOW. I WANT YOU TO GET A ROPE, HANG IT FROM THE CEILING, GET A STOOL, PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK, KICK THE STOOL OFF AND INEVITABLY DIE OF ASPHYXIATION. YOU POST THE SAME GONE_GROOMINQ GONE_GOONINQ NIGGERBRIM FROM XITTER EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY LIKE CAN WE GET A BREAK? SERIOUSLY CAN WE NIGGER? SO, WITH THAT BEING SAID, KYS, AND GET WIPED OFF THIS EARTH FOREVER. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE KIDS, NOR CAN YOU BECAUSE YOUR TBP IS SO SMALL IT'S ALMOST LIKE A CIITTY. IT LEAKS AND REEKS BECAUSE YOU NEVER WASH YOURSELF YOU DIRTY AZERIROACH NIGGER. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SPERM BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CUM AND YOUR TBP IS TOO SMALL TO AROUSE ANY WOMAN IN THE WORLD. EVEN THE MOST RETARDED MUDSLIME FOID "WOMAN" TRANNY BLIND DEAF NIGGER WILL NOT RIDE YOUR SMALL TBP. KYS.

HYPER-SUPER-OMEGA-MEGA-PEDO-METER: 340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,455,340,420,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,455^999,999 ▲

^ Literally nobody looks like this, take your meds now goy