Obsession

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>Though maybe you were looking for the most obsessed nigger in SoyBooru history, or You?
This topic is related to SoyBooruHere be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.
People who are obsessed have assburgersPlease remind them to stop obsessing over SNCA
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
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>Kill yourself obsessed faggot
>why are you obsessed with me o algo BRAAAAAAPPPP
>You are an obsession, you're my obsession
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Obsession is a persistent, intrusive, and often unwanted preoccupation with a thought, idea, image, or urge that causes significant distress or anxiety (AND ALSO WHAT JARTYCUCKS AND SHEMMYCUCKS CALL YOU WHEN YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LOLI AND TRANIME NIGGER BRIMSTONE THEY SPAM), leading 'teens to try to suppress or neutralize it. More broadly, obsession can also describe a strong, compelling indulgence in an interest or preoccupation, like an obsession with >DA TROONS, insert country i don't like, or gigaquoting, that consumes a 'teen thoughts. Some 'teens can also have obsessions with the word "Obsession" itself <----obssesed

It was coined by the great braphilosopher Satoko, when he was trying to rationalize why 'rufags were sooooooo obsessed with xim o algo. (Even doe it was popularized first by AmeriGODs using the phrase "kys obsessed faggot").

Usage of the word

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The Obsessed Chud subvariant is one of the older usages of the word 'obsessed' within a soyjak context. The word initially was used by baiters and trannies to mock chuds by calling them obsessed with their hatred (or obsessed with troon cock). Later on it was co-opted by namefags like satoko_houjou_fan who would call posts he disliked "obsessed brimstone."

The other Obsession

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"Obsession" is a 1983 song by Holly Knight and Michael Des Barres, covered in 1984 by American synth-pop band Animotion. The song hit number six in the United States, and number five in the United Kingdom in June 1985, helped by a distinctive video that MTV played frequently. "Obsession" also hit the top 40 on the US dance chart, twice: once in 1984 (the single reached No. 35 the week ending November 24); then in 1986, as a double-sided hit, along with the track "I Engineer".

SoyBooru is obsessed with this song for some reason, mentioning it in every single comment section.

A documented video of an obsessed chud, used as an example here.

Lyrics

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You are an obsession (you are an obsession)
I cannot sleep (I cannot sleep)
I am a possession (I am your possession)
Unopened at your feet
There's no balance (there is no balance)
No equality (no equality)
Be still (be still)
I will not accept defeat (I will not accept defeat)

I will have you, yes, I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly, a wild butterfly
I will collect you and capture you

You are an obsession, you're my obsession
Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me?
You are an obsession, you're my obsession
Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me?

I feed you, I drink you
By day and by night
I need you, I need you
By sun or candlelight
You protest, you want to leave
Stay, oh, there's no alternative (there's no alternative)

Your face appears again, I see the beauty there
But I see danger, stranger, beware
Of circumstance in your naked dreams
Your affection is not what it seems

You are an obsession, you're my obsession
Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me?
You are an obsession, you're my obsession
Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me?

My fantasy (my fantasy)
Has turned to madness (has turned to madness)
And all my goodness (and all my goodness)
Has turned to badness (has turned to badness)
My need to possess you has consumed my soul
My life is trembling, I have no control

I will have you, yes, I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly, a wild butterfly
I will collect you and capture you

You are an obsession, you're my obsession
Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me?
You are an obsession, you're my obsession
Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me?
You are an obsession, you're my obsession
Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me?
You are an obsession, you're my obsession
Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me?
You are an obsession
You are an obsession, you're my obsession


This page contains MASSIVE SPOILERS!If you do not wish to have your Obsession experience spoiled, do NOT scroll down!
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The film "Obsession" follows Baron "Bear" Bailey, a sensitive young man in love with his childhood friend and coworker, Nik'ki Freeman. After Bear uses a magical object known as the "One Wish Willow" to make her fall for him, a terrifying nightmare unfolds in which Nikki loses her free will, turning into a dangerous creature who is extremely obsessed with Bear romantically.

He did nothing wrong if that matters btw, >If you make a wish it's literally rape

The film was directed by a nophono named Curry Barker, who became a true phenomenon in horror cinema by making films like this one. Unlike classic romances where love "conquers all" and related shitflinging, the movie addresses the issue of consent in a dark way; the protagonist gets exactly what he desires, but this becomes his worst curse as he destroys the autonomy and identity of the woman he loves.

Troons and radfems like to call Bear le heckin' villain, a rapist and the second coming of Adolf Hitler and will call you a media illiterate pedonigger if you disagree with their disingenuous and overexaggerating interpretation. In reality Bear spends the entire movie realistically bumbling around like a dumbass as literally nobody would believe that magic is heckin' real.

This British production is an erotic psychological miniseries. Its story unfolds and concludes entirely within four episodes in total.

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