Pride parade

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PRIDE PARADES ARE FOR HIV RIDDEN FAGGOTSThese individuals are faggots and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
† God wouldn't approve of pride parades... †Repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom.
Gigachad on xis way to a pride parade
Pride parades are a left-wing thing!

A Pride parade is a type of festival where thousands of faggots congregate to celebrate their sexual disposition by speading AIDS to one another and exposing their tiny peckers to children. (You) can find pride festivals pretty much all over the world, especially if you're from a raped city like San Francisco CA, Amsterdam NL or Hell Niggerhell. They are most common during June, which is officially Pride Month according to Mr. Fauci, however they're held all throughout the year.

History

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The first ever pride parade cursed this planet in 1969. The parade began as a response to the Stonewall Riots in New York City, where the police would storm and raid gay bars whilst publically shaming them🗝️. These parades, or rather protests, were not like loud and extravegant pride displays that see today, blasting DNB from trucks with drag queens running after children, instead they were much more solemn and quiet (but still degenerate). They would march with hand-painted signs that read "LOVE IS LOVE" and "I'M A GAY LITTLE NIGGER", while chanting things like "SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT PROUD" and "I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH CHILDREN".

The protests began for 6 days before the crazy little faggots finally calmed down. What started as quite a degenerate yet valliant protest was quickly dilluted as homosexuality was gradually normalised in the le heckin' West or something, since nowadays gay parades just relish in the fact they're depraved and that's the only way the attendants know how to get a buzz out of life. Sad!