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Airplanes, also known as ARYANplanes, are something that one would use to fly from one place to another like the fat fuck they are. Autistic people are commonly known to be obsessed with airplanes.

Currently, 2 airplane manufacturers dominate the skies: Boeing and Airbus. Airplanes are divided into two categories: civilian and military.

Type of Airplanes[edit | edit source]

Of the Boeing series, we have:

  • Boeing-707
  • Boeing-717 (Rebranded MD 80 series)
  • Boeing-727
  • Boeing-737
  • Boeing-747
  • Boeing-757
  • Boeing-777
  • Boeing-787 dreamliner

Of the Airbus series, we have:

  • Airbus A220 (Rebranded Bombardier C series)
  • Airbus A300
  • Airbus A310
  • Airbus A330
  • Airbus A340
  • Airbus A350
  • Airbus A380

Science[edit | edit source]

Airplanes are able to fly by creating the lift force. Lift force is created by the engine thrust, because of the thrust a strong pressure forms under the wing, and low pressure above the wing.

>It's actually because of the Kutta-Joukowski theorem, which states that circulations induced by the movement of the body in the fluid, creates a difference in the thermodynamic characteristics between each surface of the wing of an airplane which results in an according movement

History[edit | edit source]

Throughout history, humans have always tried to find some way to fly. An example of this is famous Frootonardo Da-Cobbly, italalalian engineer and artist who made over 200 sketches of a machine that would allow men to fly. Many attempts of creating airplanes were made in the 19th century, but they all failed. First ever successful airplane flight was done by the Wright brothers in 1903. This marked the beginning of the early era of aviation.

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Early aircraft engineers were the most ARYAN engineers in history, since they weren't afraid of flying on their own machines, thus causing many crashes. During this era, many types of aircraft were created such as hydroplanes, biplanes, monoplanes and flying bicycles. Sikorsky created the first helicopter. Airplanes saw their first combat in SNCA Balkan wars and in World War I. They were initially used for surveillance, but over the time, they were used for bomb dropping, and it was a matter of time until airplanes would be directly used in combat.

Early dogfights were also ARYAN, where pilots tried to shoot each other with pistols, or threw rocks at enemy planes. Over the time, they sissified and used less aryan weapons like machine guns and missiles.

The 1940s and 1960s marked the second era of aviation. The most remarkable events of that time were the creation of civil aviation and the mass usage of jet engines. Most of the aircraft types you see now were created in this time, and some are used to this day, such as the Boeing-737, B-52 or Tu-95. Engineers of that time tried to make airplanes as large as possible for civilians and as fast as possible for the military.

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Types of airplanes[edit | edit source]

  • Commercial airplanes - Huge flying buses.
  • Private jets - Rich people fly on these.
  • Gliders🗝️ - Airplanes used by ARYANS.
  • General aviation - Everything that isn't for commercial, political or military use.
  • Fighter - Used to fight other aircraft.
  • Interceptor - Very fast.
  • Bomber - Used to bomb.
  • Strategic bomber - Used to bomb things far away and in very large amounts. Can drop TRVTHNVKES.
  • Spy planes - QDL's favourite.
  • Experimental - Weird stuff made by NASA.